Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 9

Me: Hey

Gray: Will you always greet us?

Me: Yep, I have a dare for Rufus. I dare him to dress up as a girl and go work for Mermaid Heel for a day

Sting: I have got to see this

Rufus: .... Why am I not amused?

Me: Go change

Rufus: Well, there's no point in arguing *goes to change and comes out with a frilly white dress, 2 pigtails and ugly make up*

Sting/Me: *burst out laughing*

Rufus: Ugh, I will never forget this day

Me: *teleports us to Mermaid Heel* Hey Kagura! This old lady here wants to work for your guild for the day. Her name is..um... Rufusia?

Rufus: I am not an o- I mean *in a girly voice* Hey there

Kagura: Sure, you can be a waitress

Rufus: *whispers* I'm gonna get you back

Me: *pokes tongue out at him and teleports back to Fairy Tail* I dare Jackal to be good for a day

Jackal: That sounds easy enough

Natsu: *tries to attack him but gets stopped by me*

Jackal: *puts helium in a balloon and lets Laxus inhale it*

Laxus: *in a squeaky voice* Can I get- What happened to my voice?!

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Me: I admit it...that was funny but we agreed that you would be good for a day

Jackal: *groans* Fine

Lucy: Hi

Natsu: Hi Lushy, I mean Lucy

Me: I dare Levy and Gajeel to switch places

Gajeel: What do you mean?

Me: You have to be a bookworm - and really smart - and Levy has to act tough

Gajeel: *grins*

Me: What?

Gajeel: You think I'm tough

Me: And? But I bet you're a big softie on the inside

Gajeel: Yeah right

Me: You care about Levy a lot, don't you?

Gajeel: *blush* Wha, no

Me: *laughs*

Gajeel: What's so funny?

Me: I've always thought that you were buff but compared to Laxus, you look skinny

Gajeel: *gets annoyed*

Me: Well, when you defeated that shark -like demon, you kinda couldn't fight anymore and Laxus came and defeated Tempesta. You looked smaller (this is only my opinion on that)

Gajeel: *starts chasing me around*

Me: Help me!