Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 47

Me: Hey everyone

Gajeel: Sup

Me: Right, I have quite a few dares today

Evie: Seriously?

Me: Yep, the first one is from @OtakuGirl_143

Saee: I can't wait for this one

Me: Whatever, she dares Fairy Tail to dare me

Everyone: Yes!

Lucy: Now for my revenge

Me: *gulp*

Erza: *gets out torture device*

Me: Y-you're not g-gonna use t-that, right?

Erza: I'll think about it

Me: Hehe

Natsu: I wanna have the first dare!

Gray: No, that'll be me!

Lucy: Hey, ladies first!

Everyone: *fights over who gets to dare me first*

Me: Stop! We'll draw straws!

Everyone: *picks out straws*

Me: Who has the shortest one?

Natsu/Gray: Me!

Me: *looks at the straws* I think Gray's one is 0.1mm shorter

Natsu: What?!

Gray: *smirks* I dare you to eat this

Me: What is it?

Gray: A bowl full of a mixture of snail slime, grasshoppers and hot sauce

Me: ...... *tries to run off*

Erza: *shuts the doors*

Me: *gulp*

Gray: *puts a spoonful in my mouth*

Me: *no comment*

Gray: And swallow

Me: *gulps it down and dies*

Saee: Wake up, I know you're not actually dead

Me: *is lying on the floor actually dead*

Saee: .......maybe she actually is dead

Lucy: You think?

Saee: *revives me and looks at Gray*

Gray: What?

Saee: Nothing

Me: So, who's next?

Natsu: Me!

Me: What is your dare?

Natsu: I dare you to beat me in a battle

Me: Alright then *cracks knuckles*

Everyone: *steps back*

Natsu: Fire dragon's iron fist!

Me: Ice dragon's iron fist!

*gigantic collision*

Everyone: *is scared*

*dust clears*

Natsu/Me: *still standing*

Me: Clearly there is no way to win this

Natsu: But you're the author

Me: Oh, thanks for giving me the idea

-A few seconds later-

Natsu: *is unconscious*