Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 56

Me: Hey everyone

Lucy: I suppose we should get ready for the dares?

Me: Yep

Evie: Is there anything other than dares you have?

Me: Truths

Evie: And?

Me: Dares

Evie: And?

Me: Truths

Evie: *no comment*

Me: Hehe, anyway..... I have a few dares from Time_ReWriter. She dares all the Lucy's and Jellal's to do a guessing game of who is the real one

Natsu: All the Lucy's and Jellal's?

Me: *facepalms* Their Edolas selves?

Natsu: Ohhh

Me: Now, where are all the Lucy's and Jellal's?

Lucy's: Right here

Jellal's: Is this really necessary?

Edolas Lucy: Shut it, you dense idiot!

Natsu: Who? Me?

Edolas Lucy: Of course I'm talking to you!

Lucy: How rude....

Edolas Lucy: What was that?!

Lucy: N-nothing

Mystogan: *stays in a corner doing nothing*

Jellal: Erza, I got you strawberry cake

Erza: *eyes sparkle*

Me: So does anyone know who's the real one? .....from Earthland I mean

Natsu: Lucy's not mean so I choose that one *points to Lucy*

Lucy: *sigh in relief* I thought he wouldn't be able to tell the difference

Erza: That one *points to Jellal* Their clothes are different

Me: True but seriously?

Gajeel: Tch, what a bunch of weirdos

Me: Anyway, she also dares Rogue, Sting, Natsu, Gray and Gajeel to sing the Single Ladies

(A/N): Sorry for not actually writing the lyrics Time_ReWriter. My assignment is due tomorrow and I have to get started. I know it may seem like I'm just making up stupid excuses but please just let me off this time. I'm sorry, please forgive me.

Me: Okay, she has a truth for Gray..... Do you like Juvia or Lyon better?

Gray: I don't know, they're both good friends but they are annoying at times

Me: Haha

Gray: I guess I should choose-

Natsu: Me!

Gray: As I was saying, I will choose-

Lyon: Gray, we've been friends ever since we were kids.....it's obviously me

Juvia: But Juvia is Gray-sama's lover

Gray: Uh....

Lyon/Juvia: Who do you choose?!

Gray: Maybe uh-

Lyon/Juvia: *butts heads* It's me!

Gray: If only I wasn't so popular with these two....

Me: You know, they remind me of Gray and Natsu in a way

Saee: Yeah

Evie: Pffftthaha, that reminds me Eden's stupid annoying voice

Me: .......

Evie: I mean, have you even heard what she sounds like?

Me: ...............

Saee: Evie, I think you should stop talking and run

Me: Evie!! *starts chasing her with overflowing powers, which are destroying the guild*

-Some time later-

Everyone: Uh.....

Makarov: Natsu! Gray! Fix the guild!

Natsu/Gray: Why do you always suspect that it's us?!

Makarov: Because it always is you!

Me: *smiles evilly* They don't realise a thing-

Evie: It was Eden

Me: Eh.....?! *attempts to run away*

Natsu/Gray: *grabs onto me* You are fixing the guild!

Me: Hehe, bye reader-chans. Sorry about the short chapter, see you next time