Fairy Tail - Truth or Dare (Mostly dares)

Chapter 3

Me: Hi everyone, I'm back

Laxus: So?

Me: *knocks him out*

Mira: My Laxus, oh uh, I mean, uh .....

Me: *cough Lami cough* Anyway, we have a dare from Fairypiecepie. Laxus, Natsu, Gray, come here! *whispers dare to them*

Gray: But we're not pla-

Me: *covers his mouth* Save it for later, now go get dressed.

Laxus/Natsu/Gray: *changes into tuxedos*

Laxus: We are the Trimens, our leader is that troll thing - what was his name - oh yeah, Ichiya.

Gray: I'm Gray

Natsu: I'm Natsu

Laxus: And I'm Laxus

Gray: Hey there beautiful

Juvia: *blushes then faints*

Natsu: Wanna come over here?

Lucy: Uh....

Laxus: *offers Mira a drink*

Me: Okay, here's a dare from Fairyfreemaid. She dares Elfman to go out with Evergreen

Elfman: G-go out with Evergreen?!

Evergreen: G-go out with Elfman?!

Me: Go start your date *pushes them out the door*

Lucy: Luckily it's not a dare for me...

Me: I have another dare from Fairyfreemaid. She dares Freed and Bickslow to dance with two very ugly women

Freed/Bickslow: Two very ugly women?!

Me: Yep, or else *evil death stare then teleports two ugly women to the guild*

Freed/Bickslow: *gulp* M-may I have this dance? I hope I don't regret doing this

Me: She also dares Lucy to kiss Gray (Noooooo but whatever) and Juvia to kiss Natsu

Lucy/Natsu/Gray/Juvia: *blush*

Me: Go ahead

Gray: *kisses Lucy lightly on her cheek*

Natsu: *sees what Gray does and does the same thing to Juvia*

Me: I thought it was supposed to be on your lips but meh

Mira: Now can we give you a dare?

Me: What dare?

Lucy: We dare you to go on a date with Gray

Me: The same dare?!

Mira/Lucy: Yep

Me: What about Juvia?

Lucy: Gray, who do you like?

Gray: *blush* I uh I....

Me: Don't worry about it Gray. *turns to Mira and Lucy* No dare

Lucy/Mira: *pouts*

Gajeel: Hey Eden, I dare you to sing with me

Me: I don't sing, I'm horrible

Gajeel: So?

Me: No. *teleports Ichiya to Fairy Tail and whispers something to him*

Ichiya: Meeen....*hands me a potion*

Me: Hey Natsu, smell it

Natsu: Okay *smells it*

Me: So what do you want to do?