what Gen Z jokes theyd make

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Requested by LittleQueenie_123!

Ngl i had fun making these, but i gotta stop making them at midnight. *-*

Six~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Six, outside your house at 2am with a guitar*

" i love you bitch"

*Silence*

"I aint never gonna stop loving you...bitch."

"...where the hell did you get a guitar?!"

Mono~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*spotting mono across the street*

"*G A S P* WAZZAAAAAAAAAPP"

"WAZZAAAAAAA--

"AAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAAAUUUUUUUU-"

Seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Perhaps it is the context of how words are spoken that give them meaning..."

*turns to you*

"I LOVE YOU (Y/NN)"

"👁👄👁"

Hunter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Horny people have no rights!"

*looks at you*

"...OH NO-"

The Lady~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

Random child:"...d a d d y?"

"...DO I LOOK LIKE-"

Doctor~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That moment when you walk into a room and forget why you're in there..*

S l a p

"Oh right i was running from a murderous patient!"

Thin man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Back at it again at krispy creme!"

*walks in and immediately hits his tall-as-fuck head on the hanging sign"

[I have never seen a krispy creme in my life, i really hope this is spelled correctly-]

Teacher~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Student:"bro check out this umbrella i just got!"

Student 2:" you cant open that its bad luck!"

Student:"oh chill out-"

*teacher, running down the halls like an angry n e c c* "WHO SUMMONED ME"

Students: "AAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Janitor~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*at land to pick up more guests, you and mr. Janitor walk out to the beach to celebrate his birthday*

"Happy birthday Roger!"

"I cant s w e e m"

Raincoat girl~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*craftsman throws something towards her, she dodges it by an inch*

"Wh-try me bitch."

Bullies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Whatd you get for number 12?"

I got 18."

I got 9.5...!"

"I got Abraham Lincoln....somehow."

Pretender~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh no! What a horrible dastardly event that has taken place! Oh darn, complete fiddlesticks!"

"...just say FUCK."

Twins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Rude as fuck guest*"Oh sorry i fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich...!"

*the twin that went to give him food*"...go back to sleep and starve."

*twin that was watching from the distance* "H A"

Shadow six~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Shadow SHADOW! watch the lights dude!"

*makes eye contact with you, before slamming her pillow into the light and breaking it*

Shadow children~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*one falls from a library shelf*

"...i have ✨crippling depression✨"

Shadow mono~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*random person*" you'll never get a husband/wife!"

"That's why i FUCK YOURS!"

"WHAT"

Shadow seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*shadow Seven with a lighter* "when will you learn?! When will you learn?! ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE cOnSeQuEnCeS?!?!"

*the person who was talking to you slowly backs up*



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