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You were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happe... More

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Harem
Season 1 Chapter 1: What are we here?
Season 1 Chapter 2: Red Gets a Delivery
Season 1 Chapter 3: The Rookie
Season 1 Chapter 4: Head BNF in Charge
Season 1 Chapter 5: The Package is In the Open
Season 1 Chapter 6: 1.21 Giga-Whats
Season 1 Chapter 7: Check Out the Treads on That Chick
Season 1 Chapter 8: Don't Ph34r The Reaper
Season 1 Chapter 9: After Church
Season 1 Chapter 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
Season 1 Chapter 11: Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain!
Season 1 Chapter 12: Down, But Not Out
Season 1 Chapter 13: Human Peer Bonding
Season 1 Chapter 14: Romier Than It Looks
Season 1 Chapter 15: How the Other Half Lives
Season 1 Chapter 16: A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Season 1 Chapter 17: Points of Origin
Season 1 Chapter 18: SPF 0
Season 1 Chapter 19: Last One Out, Hit The Lights
Season 2 Chapter 20: Everything Old is New Again
Season 2 Episode 21: Motion to Adjourn
Season 2 Episode 22: Red vs Bleu
Season 2 Episode 23: The Joy of Toggling
Season 2 Episode 24: Sweet Ride
Season 2 Episode 25: Last Words
Season 2 Episode 26: Nobody Likes You
Season 2 Episode 27: Nine-Tenths of the Law
Season 2 Episode 28: In Stereo Where Available
Season 2 Episode 28.5: The Last Episode Ever
Season 2 Episode 29: Radar Love
Season 2 Episode 30: I Dream of Meanie
Season 2 Episode 31: Room For Rent
Season 2 Episode 32: Me, Myself and You
Season 2 Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
Season 2 Episode 34: Aftermath, Before Biology
Season 2 Episode 35: What's Mine Is Yours
Season 2 Episode 36: Dummies Are Forever
Season 2 Episode 37: Dealer Incentive
Season 2 Episode 38: K.I.T. B.F.F. (Keep In Touch, Best Friends Forever)
Season 3 Episode 39: The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
Season 3 Episode 41: Let's Get Together
Season 3 Episode 42: You're the Bomb, Yo
Season 3 Episode 43: Make Your Time
Season 3 Episode 44: We Must Rebuild
Season 3 Episode 45: New Toys
Season 3 Episode 46: We're Being Watched
Season 3 Episode 47: It's a Biological Fact
Season 3 Episode 48: Heavy Metal
Season 3 Episode 49: Roaming Charges
Season 3 Episode 50: Silver Lining
Season 3 Episode 51: Episode 50 Part 2
Season 3 Episode 52: Have We Met?
Season 3 Episode 53: Let's Come to Order
Season 3 Episode 54: Hello My Name is Andrew
Season 3 Episode 55: Defusing the Situation
Season 3 Episode 56: Calm Before the Storm
Season 3 Episode 57: The Storm
Season 4 Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings
Season 4 Episode 59: Hunting Time
Season 4 Episode 60: Fight or Fright
Season 4 Episode 61: Fair Competition
Season 4 Episode 62: Lost in Triangulation
Season 4 Episode 63: The Hard Stop
Season 4 Episode 64: Previous Commitments
Season 4 Episode 65: Looking For Group
Season 4 Episode 66: Exploring Our Differences
Season 4 Episode 67: Setting a High Bar
Season 4 Episode 68: Getting All Misty
Season 4 Episode 69: Talk Of The Town
Season 4 Episode 70: Sneaking In
Season 4 Episode 71: You Keep Using That Word
Season 4 Episode 72: Getting Debriefed
Season 4 Episode 73: Under The Weather
Season 4 Episode 74: Right To Remain Silenced
Season 4 Episode 75: Things Are Looking Down
Season 4 Episode 76: Two For One
Season 4 Episode 77: The Arrival
Out of Mind Part 1
Out of Mind Part 2
Out of Mind Part 3
Out of Mind Part 4
Out of Mind Part 5
Season 5 Episode 78: You Can't Park Here
Season 5 Episode 79: Got Your Back
Season 5 Episode 80: Baby Steps
Season 5 Episode 81: Sibling Arrivalries
Season 5 Episode 82: The Grif Reaper
Season 5 Episode 83: In Memoriam
Season 5 Episode 84: Strong Male Figure
Season 5 Episode 85: Yellow Fever
Season 5 Episode 86: Brass Tacks
Season 5 Episode 87: The Nesting Theory
Season 5 Episode 88: Spelunked
Season 5 Episode 89: The Haystack
Season 5 Episode 90: Terms and Provisions
Season 5 Episode 91: Missed Direction
Season 5 Episode 92: Where Credit Is Due
Season 5 Episode 93: Biting The Hand
Season 5 Episode 94: Tucker Knows Best
Season 5 Episode 95: Loading...
Season 5 Episode 96: The Wrong Crowd
Season 5 Episode 97: Uncommunicado
Season 5 Episode 98: Same Old, Same Old
Season 5 Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near
Season 5 Episode 100: Why Were We Here?
Recovery One part 1:
Recovery One part 2:
Recovery One part 3:
Recovery One part 4:
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 1
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 2
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 3
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 4
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 5
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 6
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 7
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 8
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 9
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 10
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 11
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 12
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 13
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 14
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 15
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 16
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 17
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 18
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 19 & Epilogue
Relocated Chapter 1
Relocated Chapter 2
Relocated Chapter 3
Relocated Chapter 4
Recreation Chapter 1: Don't Get Me Started
Recreation Chapter 2: Free Refills
Recreation Chapter 3: Visiting Hours
Recreation Chapter 4: Catching Up
Recreation Chapter 5: Local Host
Recreation Chapter 6: One New Message
Recreation Chapter 7: Bon Voyage
Recreation Chapter 8: Directions
Recreation Chapter 9: My House, From Here
Recreation Chapter 10: Lay of the Land
Recreation Chapter 11: Dumb Cop, Bad Cop
Recreation Chapter 12: Well Hello
Recreation Chapter 13: Called Up
Recreation Chapter 14: The Installation
Recreation Chapter 15: Watch the Flank
Recreation Chapter 16: Retention Deficit
Recreation Chapter 17: Trust Issues
Recreation Chapter 18: Hang Time
Recreation Chapter 19: Think You Know Someone
Revelation Chapter 1: For Those Of You Just Joining Us...
Revelation Chapter 2: Drink Your Ovaltine
Revelation Chapter 3: Upon Further Review
Revelation Chapter 4: Recovering One
Revelation Chapter 5: Fourth and Twenty
Revelation Chapter 6: Towing Package
Revelation Chapter 7: And Don't Call Me Shirley
Revelation Chapter 8: Perusing The Archive
Revelation Chapter 9: Backup Plans
Revelation Chapter 10: This One Goes To Eleven
Revelation Chapter 11: Restraining Orders
Revelation Chapter 12: Snooze Button
Revelation Chapter 13: Battle of the Exes
Revelation Chapter 14: Reconfiguration
Revelation Chapter 15: Check Your Local Listings
Revelation Chapter 16: Standardized Testing
Revelation Chapter 17: Tenth Percentile
Revelation Chapter 18: Rally Cap
Revelation Chapter 19: Reunion
Revelation Chapter 20: n+1
Season 9 Chapter 1: Rounding Error
Season 9 Chapter 2: The Twins
Season 9 Chapter 3: Number One & Number Two
Season 9 Chapter 4: Evacuation Plan
Season 9 Chapter 5: Realignment
Season 9 Chapter 6: Familiar Feelings
Season 9 Chapter 7: Case File 01.045
Season 9 Chapter 8: Shaking the Foundation
Season 9 Chapter 9: Captive Audience
Season 9 Chapter 10: Introductions
Season 9 Chapter 11: Lifting the Veil
Season 9 Chapter 12: Mid-game Substitution
Season 9 Chapter 13: Planning the Heist
Season 9 Chapter 14: Son of a Bitch
Season 9 Chapter 15: The Sarcophagus
Season 9 Chapter 16: Hell's Angel
Season 9 Chapter 18: Labor Pains
Season 9 Chapter 19: Whole Lot of Shaking
Season 9 Chapter 20: Hate to Say Goodbye

Season 9 Chapter 17: Spiral

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Fade in to Tex working on the tank, and Church approaching

Tex: God dammit. Huhhh...

Church: Still won't start, huh?

Tex: No, but it's gettin' there.

Church: Did you uh, try checking the starter?

Tex: What a brilliant idea. Next you're gonna ask me if I tried the keys.

Church: You have keys?

Tex: No.

Church: How do you know so much about vehicles?

Tex: You know, during the training. We had to learn to care for our equipment. Plus I've

always liked cars.

Church: Uh, training huh, was that before...

Tex: Before what? Before I was killed? Before you brought me back as whatever I am now?

Church: Oh. You know about that?

Tex: Well of course I do. I know what you know. You made me.

Church: Well- no not me.

Tex: Ee-hhh, whatever. Him.

Church: Hey, why did he do it? I, don't even remember when you first came around, you were just, kinda there one day. It was like a training session or something like that.

Tex: Hehh, yeah. Wyoming and Maine... big dummies.

Church: But why did he bring you back?

Tex: You know what Church, I don't know. You tell me. You didn't exactly ask me what I wanted. I just kind of came along for the ride. I didn't get a vote.

Church: But you were there when Alpha was there. Nobody else was.

Tex: I don't know. What can I say, I guess we were inseparable.

The tank starts

Tex: There you go, tank's fixed. See what happens when you treat something right?

Church: Yeah. Yeah as a matter of fact I think I do.

Cut to Freelancerland, where Maine is returning to the car with Carolina and York in it, with the suitcase and presumably a dead program official

Carolina: Nice work Maine.

Maine: Thanks.

York: Yup, subtle as always. His fox team is probably on the way.

Carolina: Let's get the hell outta here.

York: Hold on.

Off they go, weaving through traffic and such while the enemy follows

York: Coming through! ...'Scuse me... Look out.

Carolina: Here they come!

Here they come indeed, with airships and jetpacks

York: Behind us!

The enemy jumps off the airship and flies after the freelancers but Carolina fires at them forcing them to hide behind Trucks and Cars, but the enemies still fly after them. But unknown to all of the freelancers another enemy flies ahead with a sniper and lands on a flatbed getting ready to shoot.

Carolina: Maine, protect the briefcase.

A sniper who previously landed on a truck bed in front of them shoots Maine in the chest

Carolina: Maine- sniper!

Here comes Tex, riding a bike being chased by the enemy making her bob and weave to avoid the bullets. She puts on the brakes and pulls out a rocket launcher and blowing up one of the jeeps chasing her, then the other crashes into a car.

Tex: Gotcha.

Tex uses a support beam on the bridge to use as a ramp to get over to Team A... she also Destroys an airship in mid air and throws the rocket launcher. She then drives faster to catch up while pulling out an SMG and shooting the Enemies in front of her, killing them.

Carolina: Punch it York!

York: It's punched!

One of the jetpack enemies jumps on the car and tries to shoot Carolina but she punches it away and kicks him away. The enemy comes right back and tries to stab Carolina but she ducks under it and the two trade punches until the enemy almost kicks Carolina off the front. The enemy then puts her foot on Maine's back before taking the briefcase but Carolina knees her making her let go of the briefcase which Carolina juggles and finally catches

Carolina: Huh- hey- hu-got it.

The dude kicks Carolina in the chest and takes the briefcase, then steps forward to shoot Maine in the head

York: Hold on.

York hits the brakes and sends Carolina and the other guy both onto the truckbed, where Carolina gets the case and Carolina hides behind a barrel because one of the enemies shoot at her. The other guy on the truckbed throws a barrel going at York and Maine in the car

York: Gah! Would you quit throwing shit? On the left, on the left!

York rams a flatbed off the road to get rid of a guy but he comes back... Only for Maine to punch him into a light post, and then York pulls up along Only for the camera to show Carolina fighting both of the enemies on it and Maine jumps onto it to help Carolina

York: Watch it, watch it.

Maine jumps on trying to tackle the girl enemy only for her to dodge but Maine once again tries to punch her but she shoots him in the head before kicking him away. Both Carolina and Maine go back to back and Maine takes the briefcase, Ther pair switch opponents and they all trade a bunch of hits and dodge barrels.

York: On the right.

He tosses the bigass gun and Carolina catches it while dodging the bullets like the Matrix and uses it to stab her opponent

Stabbed girl: Come on.

The stabbed girl tosses her gun to the one fighting Maine, who promptly uses it under Maine's helmet, then tosses him down on the flatbed and shoots out his throat a whole bunch of times... anger issues much?

Carolina: NO!

Carolina goes into rage and starts to kick both of their asses with kicks and punches and the enemies can't even hit her, and Maine picks up the big gun and fires at the rear wheel of the truck, sending everyone flying, and himself bouncing off a couple trucks and over the fence off the freeway, Only to be caught by another pelican that was being flown by Ghost but losing the briefcase to one of the bad guys. He gets on one of the airships, Carolina is back in the car with York, and Tex goes in front of York and Carolina and shoots at the bad guys, but they go into a tunnel and the panel makes the tunnel close.

Carolina: Don't let her grab it first.

York: Who cares who gets it first?

Carolina: I do.

They approach a giant freeway door that's closing in front of them

Carolina: Bail out.

York: Bailing.

He bails. Carolina braces, and is fired through the opening in the door as the car hits it, then engages her super speed ability to continue the chase

York: Man, I've got to quit jumping off stuff today.

Tex pulls up alongside Carolina in pursuit, on her motorcycle

Tex: Fall back Agent Carolina. I've got this.

Carolina: You fall back.

Tex takes a ramp and bails on her motorcycle, which flies into the airship and takes it out. The guy uses his jetpack and is tackled out of the air by Carolina, back onto the road, where he goes flying off the side, the case falls on one side, and Carolina is knocked into a wall on the other side. Tex grabs the case

Tex: Command, the package is secure. Headin' home.

Director: Excellent work, Agent Texas.

Tex: Thank you Sir. Better luck next time, Carolina.

Tex hops over the side, and Ghost's Pelican picks up Carolina as the last Freelancer aboard

Ghost: Is she onboard!

North: Yeah lets go!

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