Fade in to the Reds finishing the robot
Simmons: Euh, there. Man, that safety switch was hard to bolt on. Probably should've gotten a bigger one.
Donut: It's not how big the switch is, Simmons; it's how you flip it.
Simmons: Donut, shut up!
Ghost: You interrupted my nap for this... why
Sarge: You'll know soon, Alright, robot's all done. Time to fire it up! Let's hit the old power button. Who wants to do the honors? Grif?
Grif: Meh.
Sarge: Well said. Donut?
Donut: Sorry, just clear-coated my nails. I'm not chipping one of these babies.
Sarge: Alright, Ghost?
Ghost: I just want to sleep.
Sarge: I'm proud of you! Simmons
Simmons: I-d-i- it would be an honor, Sir. Uh, that is, if you're sure you don't wanna do it.
Sarge: Now that you mention it, it does sound kinda fun. I always did like pushing things.
Simmons: Oh... okay.
Donut: Hey Sarge, what's this robot gonna do for us anyway?
Sarge: Oh you know, the usual robot stuff: math we don't wanna do-
Simmons: Right, like that exists.
Sarge: Menial tasks like, maintaining the vehicle-
Simmons: Maintenance is crucial.
Sarge: Organization-
Simmons: Hm, maybe I should make a list of all the robot's duties.
Sarge: And basically any task that no-one wants to do or is part of anyone's official job description.
Ghost: So he can do all my work and I can just sleep
Sarge: Yes
Ghost: I love this robot
Simmons: Additional work? What you mean like extra credit? No-one told me there was extra credit. What is it. I'll do it.
Donut: Hey Simmons, sounds like this robot is going to be doing all the jobs you do.
Simmons: Heh heh heh... yeahh.
Donut: Well don't worry. I'm sure Sarge will find some other responsibilities for ya. Right Sarge?
Sarge: ...
Donut: Sarge?
Sarge: Huh? Oh right. One of the robot's functions is to answer awkward questions that I don't want to. Better turn him on. Here we go, let me just get this panel up. Make some specific noise and then drop it on the ground...
Earthquake?
Sarge: Holy guacamole!
Simmons: Gaaaah, another earthquake! Everyone institute emergency plan! Hold on a second let me put on my Marshall's vest. Everyone just remain calm, whatever you do don't-
Earthquake stops
Simmons: Panic.
Donut: Looks like the earthquake stopped.
Simmons: Yeah.
Donut: You're just disappointed that no-one got to use the emergency plan, aren't you Simmons.
Simmons: Sorta.
Donut: Aw, there there, don't feel bad. No-one's read it anyway.
Simmons: Oh. That's a relief.
Lopez: Hola. Me llamo Lopez. Gracias por la activacion de mi.
Donut: Ooh-hoo, robot's on!
Lopez: ¿Como estas?
Simmons: Uhh, is he speaking Spanish?
Donut: Sounds like it.
Simmons: Maybe the quake messed something up when you activated him, Sarge. Could be a polarity issue...
Sarge: Actually I ordered the Espanol speech unit on purpose.
Simmons: You did?
Sarge: Yeah. I thought if we had a little multiculturalism around here, we could all learn Spanish together. Get closer as a unit.
Donut: Speaking of getting our units closer-
Simmons: Not now Donut. Seems inconvenient Sarge.
Sarge: Yeah it does. Don't know what the hell I was thinkin'. Seems really outta character for me.
Earthquake
Lopez: ¡Alarma! ¡Alarma! ¡Terremoto! ¡Alarma! ¡Alarma! ¡Terremoto! ¡Alarma!
Donut: Hey, look Simmons! He's already doing your job!
Simmons: Great.
Donut: Want me to get your vest?
Cut to the Blues over at Blue Base
Tucker: Whoa, there's another quake.
Church: Yup.
Tucker: You don't seem too worried.
Earthquake stops
Church: No I'm not. Because I know all this, isn't real.
Tucker: Not real? You mean not real like your fake girlfriend?
Church: My g- no no no, my girlfriend is real, it's the world that's fake. Yknow, everything in it.
Caboose: Aaearthquake!
Church: That was ten seconds ago. Man, you really need to get your reflexes checked.
Caboose: Maybe I was just early for the next one. Now you'll be ready for when it happens.
Church: Oh shut up.
Caboose: Meteor.
Tucker: So everything in the world is fake, except your girlfriend.
Church: Right.
Tucker: Who's in the world.
Church: Yes.
Tucker: Where everything is fake.
Church: Correct.
Caboose: Well I am following all of this as well as I follow everything else.
Church: You see, all this, see- okay, we're just, inside a memory unit. Which is sitting in a snowbank, somewhere in the world. The real world.
Tucker: A snowbank?
Church: Right, and that memory unit is dying, so, we're feeling all these like you know, little quakes and stuff.
Tucker: If we're in a snowbank, why isn't it cold?
Church: I don't know, it, it- it doesn't work like that it's, it's like being inside of a snowglobe.
Tucker: Yeah, but a snowglobe has snow in it.
Caboose: I thought it was a globe made of snow.
Church: Hugh, you're not getting it- okay, try to think of it as like, uhh... it's like a diorama.
Caboose: Ah yes, cafeteria for dinosaurs.
Church: Shut up Caboose.
Caboose: Thai food.
Tucker: So this memory snowbank thing: it's just sitting there, and we're inside it doing all this stuff. Why?
Church: I don't know, I- I guess it's so that I can, you know, figure out about Tex and... what I'm supposed to do. And if I can't figure it out well, then I just need to... move on to the next memory unit I guess.
Tucker: Rihight. And that's about finding those Freelancer guys you talked about before.
Church: Exactly.
Tucker: And going on some big adventure with them and finding the snow memory.
Church: Memory unit.
Tucker: Whatever, and then going into it.
Church: Yes.
Tucker: Even though we're already inside it.
Church: And so on, and so forth.
Tucker: And so on and so on, until what happens?
Church: I-I don't know, if I knew that I could stop already.
Tucker: And we have to do all that before the memory unit laying in the snow, dies, and we're all crushed by falling rocks.
In the background, a giant boulder falls from above (as opposed to falling from below?)
Tucker: Good timing.
Church: Yeah it was.
Caboose: Well if only there had been some type of warning system in place.
Tucker: Okay, I think it all makes sense now.
Church: Uh, good, I'm glad.
Tucker: Dude, that was a fucking joke, I have no clue what's up.
Church: You know, it doesn't seem that hard to me man.
Tucker: I know one way to check: hey Caboose, explain what's going on. Recap for us.
Caboose: We're going to eat lunch with dinosaurs.
Tucker: Yep, perfect sense.
Caboose: I'm going to eat a giant egg!