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Harem
Season 1 Chapter 1: What are we here?
Season 1 Chapter 2: Red Gets a Delivery
Season 1 Chapter 3: The Rookie
Season 1 Chapter 4: Head BNF in Charge
Season 1 Chapter 5: The Package is In the Open
Season 1 Chapter 6: 1.21 Giga-Whats
Season 1 Chapter 7: Check Out the Treads on That Chick
Season 1 Chapter 8: Don't Ph34r The Reaper
Season 1 Chapter 9: After Church
Season 1 Chapter 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
Season 1 Chapter 11: Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain!
Season 1 Chapter 12: Down, But Not Out
Season 1 Chapter 13: Human Peer Bonding
Season 1 Chapter 14: Romier Than It Looks
Season 1 Chapter 15: How the Other Half Lives
Season 1 Chapter 16: A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Season 1 Chapter 17: Points of Origin
Season 1 Chapter 18: SPF 0
Season 1 Chapter 19: Last One Out, Hit The Lights
Season 2 Chapter 20: Everything Old is New Again
Season 2 Episode 21: Motion to Adjourn
Season 2 Episode 22: Red vs Bleu
Season 2 Episode 23: The Joy of Toggling
Season 2 Episode 24: Sweet Ride
Season 2 Episode 25: Last Words
Season 2 Episode 26: Nobody Likes You
Season 2 Episode 27: Nine-Tenths of the Law
Season 2 Episode 28: In Stereo Where Available
Season 2 Episode 28.5: The Last Episode Ever
Season 2 Episode 29: Radar Love
Season 2 Episode 30: I Dream of Meanie
Season 2 Episode 31: Room For Rent
Season 2 Episode 32: Me, Myself and You
Season 2 Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
Season 2 Episode 34: Aftermath, Before Biology
Season 2 Episode 35: What's Mine Is Yours
Season 2 Episode 36: Dummies Are Forever
Season 2 Episode 37: Dealer Incentive
Season 2 Episode 38: K.I.T. B.F.F. (Keep In Touch, Best Friends Forever)
Season 3 Episode 39: The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
Season 3 Episode 41: Let's Get Together
Season 3 Episode 42: You're the Bomb, Yo
Season 3 Episode 43: Make Your Time
Season 3 Episode 44: We Must Rebuild
Season 3 Episode 45: New Toys
Season 3 Episode 46: We're Being Watched
Season 3 Episode 47: It's a Biological Fact
Season 3 Episode 48: Heavy Metal
Season 3 Episode 49: Roaming Charges
Season 3 Episode 50: Silver Lining
Season 3 Episode 51: Episode 50 Part 2
Season 3 Episode 52: Have We Met?
Season 3 Episode 53: Let's Come to Order
Season 3 Episode 54: Hello My Name is Andrew
Season 3 Episode 55: Defusing the Situation
Season 3 Episode 56: Calm Before the Storm
Season 3 Episode 57: The Storm
Season 4 Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings
Season 4 Episode 59: Hunting Time
Season 4 Episode 60: Fight or Fright
Season 4 Episode 61: Fair Competition
Season 4 Episode 62: Lost in Triangulation
Season 4 Episode 63: The Hard Stop
Season 4 Episode 64: Previous Commitments
Season 4 Episode 65: Looking For Group
Season 4 Episode 66: Exploring Our Differences
Season 4 Episode 67: Setting a High Bar
Season 4 Episode 68: Getting All Misty
Season 4 Episode 69: Talk Of The Town
Season 4 Episode 70: Sneaking In
Season 4 Episode 71: You Keep Using That Word
Season 4 Episode 72: Getting Debriefed
Season 4 Episode 73: Under The Weather
Season 4 Episode 74: Right To Remain Silenced
Season 4 Episode 75: Things Are Looking Down
Season 4 Episode 76: Two For One
Season 4 Episode 77: The Arrival
Out of Mind Part 1
Out of Mind Part 2
Out of Mind Part 3
Out of Mind Part 4
Out of Mind Part 5
Season 5 Episode 78: You Can't Park Here
Season 5 Episode 79: Got Your Back
Season 5 Episode 80: Baby Steps
Season 5 Episode 81: Sibling Arrivalries
Season 5 Episode 82: The Grif Reaper
Season 5 Episode 83: In Memoriam
Season 5 Episode 84: Strong Male Figure
Season 5 Episode 85: Yellow Fever
Season 5 Episode 86: Brass Tacks
Season 5 Episode 87: The Nesting Theory
Season 5 Episode 88: Spelunked
Season 5 Episode 89: The Haystack
Season 5 Episode 90: Terms and Provisions
Season 5 Episode 91: Missed Direction
Season 5 Episode 92: Where Credit Is Due
Season 5 Episode 93: Biting The Hand
Season 5 Episode 94: Tucker Knows Best
Season 5 Episode 95: Loading...
Season 5 Episode 96: The Wrong Crowd
Season 5 Episode 97: Uncommunicado
Season 5 Episode 98: Same Old, Same Old
Season 5 Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near
Season 5 Episode 100: Why Were We Here?
Recovery One part 1:
Recovery One part 2:
Recovery One part 3:
Recovery One part 4:
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 1
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 2
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 3
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 4
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 5
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 6
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 7
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 8
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 9
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 10
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 11
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 12
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 13
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 14
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 15
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 16
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 17
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 18
Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 19 & Epilogue
Relocated Chapter 1
Relocated Chapter 2
Relocated Chapter 3
Relocated Chapter 4
Recreation Chapter 1: Don't Get Me Started
Recreation Chapter 2: Free Refills
Recreation Chapter 3: Visiting Hours
Recreation Chapter 4: Catching Up
Recreation Chapter 5: Local Host
Recreation Chapter 6: One New Message
Recreation Chapter 7: Bon Voyage
Recreation Chapter 8: Directions
Recreation Chapter 9: My House, From Here
Recreation Chapter 10: Lay of the Land
Recreation Chapter 12: Well Hello
Recreation Chapter 13: Called Up
Recreation Chapter 14: The Installation
Recreation Chapter 15: Watch the Flank
Recreation Chapter 16: Retention Deficit
Recreation Chapter 17: Trust Issues
Recreation Chapter 18: Hang Time
Recreation Chapter 19: Think You Know Someone
Revelation Chapter 1: For Those Of You Just Joining Us...
Revelation Chapter 2: Drink Your Ovaltine
Revelation Chapter 3: Upon Further Review
Revelation Chapter 4: Recovering One
Revelation Chapter 5: Fourth and Twenty
Revelation Chapter 6: Towing Package
Revelation Chapter 7: And Don't Call Me Shirley
Revelation Chapter 8: Perusing The Archive
Revelation Chapter 9: Backup Plans
Revelation Chapter 10: This One Goes To Eleven
Revelation Chapter 11: Restraining Orders
Revelation Chapter 12: Snooze Button
Revelation Chapter 13: Battle of the Exes
Revelation Chapter 14: Reconfiguration
Revelation Chapter 15: Check Your Local Listings
Revelation Chapter 16: Standardized Testing
Revelation Chapter 17: Tenth Percentile
Revelation Chapter 18: Rally Cap
Revelation Chapter 19: Reunion
Revelation Chapter 20: n+1
Season 9 Chapter 1: Rounding Error
Season 9 Chapter 2: The Twins
Season 9 Chapter 3: Number One & Number Two
Season 9 Chapter 4: Evacuation Plan
Season 9 Chapter 5: Realignment
Season 9 Chapter 6: Familiar Feelings
Season 9 Chapter 7: Case File 01.045
Season 9 Chapter 8: Shaking the Foundation
Season 9 Chapter 9: Captive Audience
Season 9 Chapter 10: Introductions
Season 9 Chapter 11: Lifting the Veil
Season 9 Chapter 12: Mid-game Substitution
Season 9 Chapter 13: Planning the Heist
Season 9 Chapter 14: Son of a Bitch
Season 9 Chapter 15: The Sarcophagus
Season 9 Chapter 16: Hell's Angel
Season 9 Chapter 17: Spiral
Season 9 Chapter 18: Labor Pains
Season 9 Chapter 19: Whole Lot of Shaking
Season 9 Chapter 20: Hate to Say Goodbye

Recreation Chapter 11: Dumb Cop, Bad Cop

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By Alpha423


Fade in to Grif and Ghost at a radio station

Grif: Simmons, come on Simmons are you there or what?

They're only met with the same impotent static that Simmons got. That means they shared a moment, right?

Ghost: Great they jammed the radio, looks like I was right, he is up to something.

Grif: Okay, I give up. Something's wrong with the radio now too. I'll go check their jeep.

Ghost: South, you and Dhuka go and look around to see what is really going on.

Dhuka & South: Got it!

They both run off to find anything that will help them

Sarge: What the hell is wrong with this jeep anyway? Doesn't have a turret.

Caboose: Maybe it's just a car?

Sarge: What does that mean?

Caboose: You know, like a car. A regular car.

Sarge: What kind of car doesn't have a massive cannon on it?

Caboose: Oh all kinds of cars. Most kinds of cars.

Sarge: Sounds ridiculous. That'd be like saying there's some kind of thing you can wear on your head that's not armor plated, and doesn't offer a five-time optical zoom.

Caboose: I think you've been in the military a really long time.

Sarge: Yep. It's been a good run.

Ghost: I bet is has.

Grif: Dammit, no radio here either? Someone's yanked it out. Why would they deliberately pull the radio out of their own jeep?

Ghost: Like I've been saying somethings up... and I don't like it.

Connie: I think you're right.

Caboose: Let me take a look at it Grif.

Grif: Why? You wanna confirm that there's no radio?

Caboose: Maybe I can fix it.

Grif: How're you gonna fix something that isn't even ther- you know what, no fuck it, go for it. Whatever.

Grif goes over to Sarge, Ghost, Connie and Sister

Grif: Sarge, this place gives me the creeps. Something's really wrong here. I mean why would they deliberately pull the radio out of their own jeep? And why can't I get a signal on long-range?

Sarge: Something does seem out of place. But maybe we're overreacting. Maybe they're just using the parts from these radios to fix the others.

Grif: And we just happened to only find all the ones that are broken? That seems unlikely.

Sarge: Hmm, maybe they have one enormous radio somewhere that requires a ton of parts? Like one the size of a house.

Grif: Once again, unlikely. Wait a second- what about that thing, the big freighter? It looks like a mobile base. Maybe it has a radio?

Connie: It does, but they said never turn it on... yeah somethings going on.

Ghost: Also it's called an Elephant, big yet slow.

Caboose: (whispering) Sheila, is that you? Are you there? Uh, Delta? Tex.

Sarge: Hey, what're you up to over there?

Caboose: Nothing!

The A.I. unit falls to the sand

Caboose: I'm up to nothing.

Sarge: What is that, what're you doing?

Sister: Um, Ghost.

Ghost: Wha- Oh God damnit.

Grif: Uh oh, here comes-

Sarge: Caboose, stop messing with their jeep.

Caboose: I'm not doing anything, just ignore me.

Sarge: If you're not doing anything, then what would we be ignoring?

Caboose: Ignore what I'm not doing.

Cuts to Dhuka and South finding the bodies of the real marines

Dhuka: That's not good

South: You're right, come on, we need to get back to the others and tell them what we found.

They both run off back to Ghost and the others

Let's join Simmons and Lopez for a joyous period of time

Lopez: OK Simmons. Se hacen sus motocicletas.

Caption: OK Simmons. Your motorcycles are done.

Simmons: Wow Lopez, that's great. You made motorcycles? Thanks!

Lopez: Ahora usted puede alcanzar a Sarge,

Caption: Now you can catch up to Sarge,

Lopez: Le dice sobre ese unidad del AI.

Caption: Tell him about that AI unit.

Simmons: Now I can catch up to Sarge, and tell him all about that A.I. unit he has.

Lopez: Usted está imitando?

Caption: Are you mocking me?

Simmons: Alright, I'll be back as soon as I can. Come on Donut! Hey, Lopez? Did you see where Donut went?

Lopez: No.

Caption: No.

Simmons: I'll bet he's over at Blue Base again. I'll go get him. Man, why do I have to do everything around here?

Lopez: Usted?

Caption: You?

Lopez: Acabo de construir dos motocicletas.

Caption: I'm the one who just built two motorcycles.

Simmons: Yeah, I know Lopez. I guess I'm just naturally responsible, and people take advantage of that. It's a curse, really. I'll go grab Donut, bring him back for his motorcycle.

Lopez: No. Ninguna motocicleta para él. No Donut.

Caption: No. That's not for Donut.

Simmons: No that's not for Donut? Then why'd you build a second one?

Lopez: Eso es un repuesto.

Caption: That's a spare.

Lopez: Sé mejor construiros siempre dos vehículos.

Caption: If there's anything I've learned about working with you idiots, it's always build two vehicles.

Simmons: Uh huh? I don't even understand- okay, whatever Lopez. See you soon!

Simmons drives down the ramp and immediately crashes

Simmons: Hey uh, I'm just gonna take this other motorcycle?

Lopez: Las llaves están en la ignición.

Caption: The keys are in the ignition.

Cut to Sarge and Grif

Sarge: Okay, let's see what we can find out. You guys follow my lead.

Jeff: Hey, what's going on down here?

Caboose: I said nothing.

Sarge: Eh ah, uhm, we're just down here scavenging for parts like you said.

Jeff: Okay. Well hurry it up.

Grif: You realize we're not gonna fix this in like the next ten minutes, right?

Jeff: Yeah, just the sooner the better.

Sarge: Why, what's going on around here?

Jeff: I can't tell you that.

Sarge: Can't tell us, or you don't want to tell us?

Jeff: I can't tell you, which is convenient because I don't want to tell you.

Grif: Why don't you wanna tell us?

Jeff: Because it's secret!

Sarge: Regular secret? Or top secret?

Jeff: Top secret.

Sarge: Dammit, the worst kind!

Grif: Well why is it so secretive?

Jeff: I can't tell you that, because that information is classified.

Sarge: Classified as what?

Jeff: Classified as something I can't tell you, now stop fishing for information!

Grif: ... What information do you think we're fishing for?

Jeff: Okay, that wasn't even a good attempt.

Grif: Yeah, I gotta agree with that.

Jeff: Look, I'm sure you're curious. We're curious about you as well. All you need to know is what you can plainly see. We're trying to uncover that structure to, recovern something. That's already more than you need to know!

Grif: Do you have a name?

Jeff: You can call me C.T.

Wow, C.T.? Seriously? So from one set of initials to another? Laaaaaaaame!! Also you stole that name...

Grif: You said Jeff earlier!

C.T.: You can call me C.T. now.

Sarge: Got a rank there C.T.?

C.T.: Not one you would recognize. Now let's- hey, where's the other's!?

Caboose, Ghost, Sister and Connie are gone, by the way

Sarge: Uh, what guy?

C.T.: The others.

Sarge: They're right there.

C.T.: The other others.

Grif: He's right, there?

C.T.: THAT'S IT! You're either here to investigate us, or you're complete idiots. Either way, I've had it.

Grif: Investigate?

C.T.: Hhh, tell me where the blue and black and others went along with Connie, or I'll shoot the orange one.

Cuts to South and Dhuka overlooking the Jeep and the radio

South: Where is Ghost and Connie they're not there

Dhuka: Caboose is also missing

Alarms go off, people start running around

South & Dhuka: Well that's not good.

Cuts to 1 minute ago

Sarge: ...

C.T.: Well?

Grif: Dude, I can save you some time. You just picked the wrong guy to threaten. It'll make more sense when you get to know us.

Alarms go off, people start running around

C.T.: That's them, isn't it?

Grif: Probably.

C.T.: Move! Up the hill!

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