Fade in to Grif crashing the jeep into the giant tank-like thing the Megaphone Voice was coming from. Did I mention there was a giant tank-like thing? I meant to. Also Ghost stops right next to Grif with his vehicle perfectly fine... How?
Sarge: Aw dammit Grif. Look what ya did now. You busted up a brand new jeep.
Grif: Me? You were the idiots that started setting off mines.
Sarge: Well I managed to get outta there without getting hit by anything.
Grif: Because you jumped on the roof of the car. That's cheating.
Sarge: No, it's called strategy!
Grif: Well, your 'strategy' broke the jeep. So don't go blaming me. And the blue guy's dead too. How're we gonna explain that?
Weird Face Guy: What the hell? What were you thinking?
Ghost: ... C.T. ...?
South: No she is a girl not this faggot.
Sarge: We don't need to explain why he died, Grif. We're Reds! Killin' Blues is our business. And today, business is good.
Grif: But we didn't kill 'im. He stepped on a mine and blew up. And he's the reason that we're on this stupid mission. So now what?
Sarge: I see your point. So maybe we should have a moment of silence in honour of the dead Blue guy. Bow your head.
Ghost: Knowing the kid he isn't dead, but, whatever.
Fake C.T. : Hey, are you listening to me?
Grif: Do you mind? We're having a moment of silence? Show some respect.
Fake C.T.: What?
Ghost: Just shut the fuck up.
Sarge: Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today. Or rather not to Heaven. To whatever firey pit you send Blues to so they can suffer in eternity. You coulda taken Grif. But you didn't. Again. Not sure why, it woulda been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing.
As Sarge is talking the camera pans back, and eventually we see Caboose fall back to Earth from a very tall height.
Caboose: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Wow. Now that was a big explosion.
Grif: Blue guy's back.
Ghost: Told you.
Caboose: I went really high. Did anyone get a picture?
Sarge: And now you brought him back. And Grif's still here! I hate to criticize but you could've just had him land on Grif and squash him. That would've been easy! Just a note; you can take it or leave it. Like I said not really my place to criticize. Okay the end amen.
Fake C.T.: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Ghost: I ask that question every day.
Sarge: Whoa. Now who are you?
Fake C.T.: Who'm I? Who are you? I'm supposed to be here. You guys are accessing an area on lockdown.
Sarge: Lockdown?
Fake C.T.: This is a restricted dig site. What are you doing here?
Caboose: Oh, uh we were just looking for a-
Sarge: We're just passing through on our way to meet up with the rest of our squad.
A jeep comes rolling along
Fake C.T.: Oh, great. Stay here. Don't move. Don't touch anything.
Ghost: Not before you answer my question.
Fake C.T.: What?
Ghost, South, Sister, and Dhuka point there weapons at Fake C.T.
Ghost: Your not C.T., who the fuck are you?
Fake C.T.: What are you talking ab-
Ghost: Shut the fuck up! Your not Connie, Where the FUCK is she!
Fake C.T.: How do you-
South: Answer the question!
Fake C.T.: Fine! You can call me Jeff, the real C.T. or 'Connie' is it the elephant
Caboose: The what and who?
Jeff: The vehicle behind you! Connie! Get out here!
Someone walks out off the elephant and goes to the eight
(Without the helmet)
(With her head instead of the helmet)
Connie: What do you want!? Who are they?
Ghost: So you are alive, Connie.
Connie: How do you know my name?
Ghost: You don't recognize me... do you?
Connie pulls out a pistol and aims it at Ghost
Connie: I'll say this again... 'How are you'!?
Ghost: If my voice isn't recognizable... than maybe my face will.
Ghost (For the first time in years) Takes off his helmet showing his face to everyone for the first time which shocked everyone except South
(Only with the Scar... will be explained later)
Connie drops her pistol and stares at Ghost is shock but says only one name that made everyone but Connie, Ghost and South become even more shocked
Connie: James...
Sarge looks and Grif and Caboose
Sarge: ... Who's James?
Grif: I have no clue.
Caboose: I don't know a James.
Connie reaches out her hand and touches James face
Connie: You are alive...
Connie hugs James
Connie: You're really alive!
Jeff: I'm just going to go...
Jeff walks off... While connie is still hugging Ghost
Sister: Ghost, Explain...
Dhuka: Yes, honey... who is she...
Ghost: I guess I owe you all an explanation... my name isn't Ghost...
Connie: Actually it is now becau-
Ghost: Let me finish.
Connie: Sorry.
Ghost: Now, like I was saying, my original name technically isn't Ghost. My real name or the name I was born with is James Sebastian Church. And I kept my name until I was five years old.
Caboose: why
Ghost: I was kidnapped.
Caboose: ... Oh
Ghost: Wasn't fun, anyway the person kidnapped me... Just call him, her, it, Chrovos... I was stuck there for about a year before I finally escaped but when I finally escaped, I found a graveyard to hide in. And that's what my second name comes in.
Grif: yYou have three names?
Ghost: yes now shut the fuck up... I hid in the graveyard but I knew that Chrovos was looking for me, so I had to change my name. So I went looking through the graveyard until I found a few names, Cody, Jackson, Danielson, Slade and Gregory. I also found some last names, Ocon, Vettel, Thompson, and thorn. So I decided to take the names Cody and Ocon but I also wanted a middle name so I decided to make it of a mythical creature.
Grif: but why?
Ghost: I was six, shut the fuck up or I'm putting a bullet in your dick.
Grif: Please no!
Sister: Please yes!
Grif: You're my sister!
Sister: It doesn't mean I don't like seeing you in pain you asshole!
Ghost: Now like I was saying... my parents read a book to me about dragons and one of the names was Zodrenth so I decided to make it my name as well so my name was Cody Zondrenth Ocon. After that I was taken into the UNSC and within one month even though I was just beginning I became one of the most deadliest trainees there. No one could stop me... And by the age of 15 I was put into the field, let's just say I killed everything in my way. I was also given my two A.I. around that time too. I stayed with them until I was 31, and then a new department in the UNSC, it was known as Project Freelancer. After some years there and other stuff I went to Blood gulch and that's where I met you... so that's my life in a nutshell.
Grif: ... Wow.
Sarge: I'm sorry for you soldier.
Ghost puts on his helmet and Connie lets go
Ghost: It's fine, I accepted my past and I am not letting it get to me.
Caboose: Does your past love you? Is that why you accepted it?
Sarge: ...
Grif: ...
South: ...
Sister: ...
Dhuka: ...
Connie leans into Ghosts ear
Connie: Is he always like this?
Ghost: One name: Omega.
Connie: ... Oh...
Ghost: Sure, kid... that's why.
Caboose: ... Neat!
Connie: Anyways I have stuff to do, so I'll be right back
Connie leaves the reds and blues
Grif: Ok now that's over, Why didn't you ask about Tucker?
Sarge: We don't know anything about these guys. Other than that one's causin' trouble for Tucker. We don't know that we can trust 'em yet.
Caboose: Oh right. Because normally, you guys are the ones that cause trouble for Tucker.
Sarge: Right. That's our job.
Cut to Red Base
Simmons: Whoa whoa whoa, take it easy. Listen Lopez, I'm not racist. I just didn't know you were standing there when I said that.
Lopez: Cómo eso le hace no racista.
Caption: How does that make you not racist?
Simmons: I had a lot of mechanical friends while growing up. Seriously, I am not a racist.
Lopez: Lo que.
Caption: Whatever.
Simmons: In fact, I'm one eighth cyborg.
Lopez: Si?
Caption: Really?
Simmons: Yeah!
Lopez: En el lado de su madre?
Caption: On your mother's side?
Simmons: Yeah you know, from my accident when Sarge replaced all my organs.
Lopez: Oh de hecho.
Caption: Oh right.
Simmons: See? I'm down with the one zero one, zero zero one ...scene.
Lopez: Nadie llamalos en eso.
Caption: No one calls it that anymore.
Simmons: Look, I'm just saying, I'm sorry, now can you help me with these explosives? Please?
Lopez: Hhughh... Si.
Caption: I guess...
Simmons: Okay. Then, we're cool?
Lopez: Si. Bueno.
Caption: Yeah. We're cool.
Simmons: Hohh, that's a relief. I was getting worried there for a minute. I know how you Mexicans like to hold a grudge.
Lopez: ...
Simmons: ... I'll just find another way to blow up the base.
Lopez: Buena suerte con eso.
Caption: Good luck with that.
Back to the Desert Frontier, where Jeff is returning with a familiar-looking alien
Jeff: Okay, now. We want the three of you to go-
Grif and Sarge: Whoa!
Caboose: Uh oh.
Jeff: What the- Oh, right. Sorry. I'm so used to working with aliens now I forget some people don't have any experience. You have one following you right now.
Sarge: Oh we've got experience with these things. Some of use more than others. And her... she's just...
Grif: She's a bitch.
Dhuka: I am going to kill you, human.
Jeff: You can talk?!
Dhuka: Of course I can... Why are most humans so stupid?
Ghost: I ask that question everyday.
Jeff: Anyways, did you guys fought aliens during the war?
Grif: ...Yeah, something like that. Let's just say we got a little closer to them than we thought physically possible.
Jeff: Well, don't worry about ol' Smith here. He's really friendly.
Grif: Yeah, that doesn't really put us at ease.
Connie comes back from the Elephant
Conie: Hey what did I miss?
Ghost: Nothing at all.
So we know the name of the purple alien, but not Jeff? What a ripoff. I mean... cut back to Wash in jail, being walked to a door
Guard: Alright Washington, the man in charge has agreed to see you. You have five minutes. Do anything aggressive, and I'll shoot you. Do anything weird, and I'll shoot you. Do anything I don't like-
Washington: And you'll shoot me. I got it. I think I've identified the pattern.
Guard: Talk back again, and I'll shoot you. I don't know why he's even seeing you.
Washington: Because I know something he wants to know.
Guard: Well good for you. You have five minutes.
Washington: Guess I should say thank-you.
Guard: I guess you should get going. Your five minutes already started.
The massive door in front of them opens
Chairman: My dear Agent Washington. I am so pleased to make your acquaintance, do come in. I feel that we have much to discuss... about certain things...