Grif and Donut are looking at the tombstones of Ghost, Sarge, and Simmons
Grif: (crying) I can't believe they're gone. I'm just so happy.
Donut: God why, why? Why did you have to bury them in their beautiful, shiny, red, armor.
Sarge: (entering from the right) What in Sam Hell are you two Barbies cryin' about?
Grif: What the?
Donut: Sarge, you're alive? We thought you were dead!
Sarge: Nonsense, pinky-pants. I was merely napping.
Grif: But how the hell did you get outta there? I tied you up and poured concrete over the grave! Just in case you turned in to a zombie.
Sarge: Yes, but you made one crucial mistake. You left me my spoon.
Grif: No!
Sarge: That's right! I ate my way out. The soft earth was like a delicious butterscotch brownie to me.
A translucent Simmons materializes behind the tombstones. Cue the ominous "back from the dead" music
Simmons: (spooky voice) Griiiif... Donuuut... It's me, the ghost of Simmons., Iiii've come baaack with a waaarniiing...
The ghost of Simmons is shot many times and falls over dead... well, you know what I mean
Simmons: Huerk? Bleah.
Donut lowers his gun
Grif: What the hell! You just killed Simmons' ghost!
Donut: Wrong. That wasn't Simmons, it was old man Caboose.
Caboose: That's right. It's me, Caboose!
O'Malley: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Tucker and Doc are revealed in the background... Doc's wearing a dress
Doc: Everyone, I have something to say. Tucker and I, are in love, and we're leaving!
Tucker: That's right. We're getting married, and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. Not even you, French speaking Lopez.
Lopez: Zut alors, Monsieur Tucker, vous m'avez promis votre amour.
Caption: Mister Tucker, you promised your love to me.
Everybody: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Zooms in on the tombstones. They say: "Sarge ?-2004 He was mean and may have once drowned a snake or something" and "Simmons ?-2004 He still owes me 20 bucks and it's not like I'll just forget. What a cockbite."
Lopez: Mon dieu! Ceci est folie!!!
Caption: My God! This is madness!!!
Screen fades to Church standing in the base
Church: Huh? Oh, thank God. It was all a dream. All a dream. All a dreamiemiemiemiemiemiemie...
Lopez: Oui, c'était un rêve horrible...
Caption: Yes, it was a horrible dream...
Lopez: OU ÉTAIT IL?!?
Caption: Seriously.
Ghost: What the fuck just happened!!
Valkyrie & Ophelia: We don't know but it scared us!