So since they didn't give me a scenario I will do a song chapter. The dong will be 'It's Not Like I Like You by Static-P' Impu will be a tsundere boi to Solis. Now onto the oneshot.
Author POV
So Solis and Impu were sitting on the couch in the pyramid. All of a sudden Impu started to sing. When Solis heard him hold a high note Solis said, "Hey! That's pretty good!" He did not like that. "Wha-! No one asked you!" Solis just smiled at Impu while he looked away. "I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you." When Impu looked at Solis he looked away right when Solis looked back at him. "But baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you." When Solis said that he started to get mad. "Oh, No, cause You're always hittin." "Hiya." Inpu hit me with his book. "And kickin." "And putting me down." "Freaking idiot." Impu said. "I hope you don't mean what you say." Then he stands right next to me amd sings along. "But I keep seeing you stickin' around
Like you can't get enough. So I stay and I wonder. How my hand would feel intertwined with yours?" When Solis moved his hand to Impu's, Impu looked at Solis and said, "What are you doing?" Pushing his hand away. Solis just signed. "Nothing but closed doors." As Impu left Solis began to sing. "My boy's a Dere. A Tsun-Tsundere
Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face. And if I should compliment him, he starts to chase." Solis was hiding from Inpu. "Hey! That was a direct attack!" "Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!" "Stupid Octopus! Take it back!" Solis was confused on the octopus part. "So, uh, how am I an octopus?" "How am I a cat!?" Solis just smiled. "Well-uh-Cats are cute!" "Go away!" After Inpu said that he slapped Solis. After Solis recovered from the slap he went back to Inpu's room. "Can we get along? You're so headstrong." "There's no way, go away, now so long!" "Just talk to me and you will see." Inpu closed the door on Solis face and Solis tried to get in. "That's not fair, using flair you dummy!" "I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on NOT you." All of a sudden Inpu let go of the door and looked down. "Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say, that it's not okay with you." Inpu started to think of Solis. "You're always laughin." Inpu could here Solis laughing. "And jokin." Inpu then imagined a picture of Solis. "You look like a clown. But I hope you mean what you say." Solis got into the room and said, "I do." "And I wonder what you would think." Inpu did not know Solis was in his room. "If I let my pride down, let it sink. Could we hold hands, kiss?" "Live our lives in gentle bliss?" Inpu then heard Solis say, "We could." Inpu turned around mad. "Ah! I'm not talking about you! You're not my Prince in this." Then Inpu walked out of his room and said, "I'm not a Dere. A Tsun-Tsundere." "I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!" Magnus saw Inpu blushing and asks about it. "I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!" Then all of a sudden Solis appeared. "Your smile is really cute though." Inpu covered his face with his book. "You'll never see it from underneath my book!" Solis just signed. "Alright I just wanted to let you know." It's been a few day until Inpu came up to Solis. "Uh-um hey." "Yea?" "Hey, hey are you free free today?" "Oh ho ho, Why do you want to know?" "It's not like I like you, okay?!" "Alright cool, where do you want to go?" Solis started to list of activities to do and Inpu wasn't having any of it. "Okay I think you're a little dense. I really do not like all of this talk you have in the present tense
Ba ba da ba da!" "So listen here Buddy
It's all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head! No! So just say goodbye!." Solis just said, "Whatever." Solis grabbed Inpu by the legs and said. "UGH! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess?" "Pff, you wouldn't even know what to bring." "Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!" "Geez Fine, Baka Tako! It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything."
See you in the next oneshot.