Ander: MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE, SWEET LAND OF MIIIISERY, OH SWEET ICED TEA-
Shore: I.... I don't think those are the words-
Ember: No, no. She's got a point.
*players appear*
Air: SO THE SCAVENGER HUNT WAS AMAZING AND I NEED TO FREAK OUT AND SHOW YOU STUFF FROM IT.
Haze: Oh here we go again.
Air: *laughing*
Air: OUR SCAVENGER AUTHOR LET A 4 YEAR OLD CUT HER HAIR!
ME: *appears*
ME: And it was actually funny, I regret nothing.
ME: BUT I GOT IN A ZOOM MEETING WITH MISHA COLLINS,ROB BENEDICT, AND RICHARD SPEIGHT JR. AND I DIED. I DIED. AND THEN THE NEXT DAY SHOSHANNAH STERN TAUGHT SIGN LANGUAGE AND I DIED AGAIN. I'M DEAD.
Air: I carved a couch out of a potato, displayed a roll of toilet paper like the treasure it is, became the ghillie man to hide from children, howled at the moon, and made a crown out of paperclips and pens LOOK!
Rainkeeper:..... Is..... Is your scavenger hunt the reason why you made me play jenga with tampons yesterday?
Air: Yes. Yes it is.
Rainkeeper: Okaaaaaaay
Seashell: Also, in case y'all didn't see it before, we're doing a stream on YouTube this Friday on ActiveArtist's channel. If you want to ask our scavenger author or Active any questions or give voice requests to the Voice Actors that show up, let us know!!
Permafrost: Are you all done shamelessly self advertising and ranting about yourselves so we can ACTUALLY HOST NOW?
Nightflyer: Yes.
Shore: I feel like even when we host, you guys just steal the spotlight.
Seashell: Well, we ARE the original hosts....
Joy: LIES!!!
Joy: *shoves Seashell's face*
Joy: AIR AND I WERE THE ORIGINAL HOSTS!
Air: *high fives Joy*
Ander:......Regardless.
Permafrost: We're hosting now, and that means we can do whatever we want.
Kelp: Like what?
Permafrost: *holds up boombox*
Nightflyer: *gasps* She took the boombox.
Permafrost: *clicks play*
*Shake it off starts blasting*
Rainkeeper: NO.
Air: YES.
Permafrost: HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE-
Air: AND I'VE GOT THE MARK OF CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN-
Permafrost: MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND AND IT'S LIKE OH MY GOD, BUT I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT TO THE FELLA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR-
Air: Jared Padalecki. He's the guy with the hella good hair.
Hosts: *facetalons*
Ember: Why did we let her have the boombox?
Haze: How did I not know Permafrost was a Taylor Swift fan?
Permafrost: Because YOU NEVER ASKED, DUH!
Shore: Well we need Joy to sing a much better song.
Permafrost: B-BETTER than Taylor Swift??
Shore: Yes.
Permafrost: *violently gasps*
Ember: Dude. Run.
Ander: Mom. Mom. Mom! Mom! Mommy! MummY! MOMMA! MA-
Joy: WHAT??!?!?
Ander: Hi. *runs away giggling*
Joy:.......
Haze: We need you to sing 'You Should See Me In A Crown'
Ember: Spiders and All, whatever that means.
Shore: You didn't listen to the song, did you?
Ember: Nope!
Ember: I like to be just as surprised as everybody else by what happens.
Air: I- I don't like spiders....
Nightflyer: *flashbacks to Aragog*
Joy: *flashbacks to when Sartaq and Nesryn nearly got eaten by giant demon spiders*
Air: *flashbacks to the Bug episode of Supernatural*
Seashell: *flashbacks to the spider part of Lord of the Rings*
Rainkeeper: Yeah, they don't exactly have a great track record with fandoms....
Kelp: Charlotte!
Rainkeeper: What?
Kelp: Charlotte! From Charlotte's Web! She was cool!
Rainkeeper: SHE DIED.
Kelp: Um, spoiler alert much?
Shore: Joy, just sing. I assume you know what we mean by spiders?
Joy: Oh, definitely.
Permafrost: *switches song on boombox and hits play*
*music starts*
Joy: Bite my tongue, bide my time
Wearing a warning sign
Wait 'til the world is mine
Visions I vandalize
Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyesYou should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)Count my cards, watch them fall
Blood on a marble wall
I like the way they all
Scream
Tell me which one is worse
Living or dying first
Sleeping inside a hearse
I don't dreamYou say
Come over baby
I think you're pretty
I'm okay
I'm not your baby
If you think I'm prettyYou should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
Joy: *turns into a demon nightmare monster from hell*
Ember: *screams bloody murder*
Ander: *stares*
Ander: *quietly* Not again....
Joy: You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)Crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)
All: *highly traumatized*
Rainkeeper: Therapy?
Ember: *rocking back and forth in a ball on the floor*
Kelp: All the therapy.
Joy: Oh, come on, it's wasn't THAT bad.
Ander: Indeed. You would've looked averagely horrifying, like one of the many monsters in mörk skrämmande helvete landa.
Joy: Okay..... Maybe it was a little bad.
Permafrost: WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN LIKE BILLIE EILISH, SHE GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!!
Haze: Because she's creepy, and people love creepy things.
Joy: Ain't that the truth....