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Japan: So America, whats your kink?
America: Whats a kink?
~Everyone blush at this as Russia explained what a kink means~
Japan: And thats what a kink is.
America: Hmm... Oh well I don't know my kink is.
Japan: Oh okay
America: Maybe its pain?
Russia: *chokes on his vodka*
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Ukraine: My sister sings really good
Belarus: Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby. Oops, you think I'm in love.That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent~
Russia: *crashes into a window* OK. WHO THE FUCK RUINED MY CHILD'S INNOCENCE!
Poland: *coughs*
Lithuania: *sweating, hides behind Poland*
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Russia: By the way you can speak Italian, right?
America: *smirks* Of course I can!
Russia: Tsk prove it!
America: *breaths in* PIZZA
Russia: Bruh
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Japan: *logging into his other account* Username or password incorrect?
Japan: WELL ATLEAST TELL ME WHICH ONE IS IT?!
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Martial: *laying on the floor and staring at pictures on the ceiling*
Philia: What are you doing?
Martial: *smiles with an adoring sigh* Stargazing
Philia: ....those are pictures of Malaysia?
Martial: I know. The moon is beautiful tonight.
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China: Hahaha gay, North?
NKorea: You wish
~later~
China: *sobbing to Hong Kong* He's not gay, Hong Kong 😢
Hong Kong: You know you're old right
China: *bitch slaps him*
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~After America took Philippines~
Spain: I miss Philippines
Mexico: Spain
Spain: *sighs* Philia used to call me that...
Mexico: That's because its your fucking name
Mexico: Seriously!? Are there any nicknames for this guy!
Spain: You're mean! No wonder Philia doesn't love you.
Mexico: You take that back!
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Martial: I picked up a chick today
Del: Nice~ whats her name?
Martial:
Del: Martial?
Martial: *ignoring the soft clucking from his bag* Baby chick
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Del: *knocks on Martial's room* Martial! Will the fuck get out of your room and help us clean the house!
Martial: Putangina!
Del: Its like the third time this week, get out and help us!
Martial: Suck my dick!
Del: Don't act like I can't see, I will kick down this door and drag your lazy ass, if I fucking have too
Martial: Ahhh! Shit!
Del: Don't you fucking make me kick this door!
Martial: Kiss my ass!
Del: WILL YOU FUCKING GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
Martial: FUCK!
Del: GODDAMMIT!
Martial: *laughing hysterically* HAHAHAHA
Del: *kicks down the door*
Martial: EEEEEEKKKKK!
~5 minutes Later~
Del: *drags Martial out of his room*
Martial: NOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA CLEAN THE DISHES! *claws his way out but failed leaving claw marks on the floor*
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Philia: Kuya?
Martial: Hmm?
Philia: I miss you, I miss sleeping next to you.
Martial: Awww Phil☺️
Philia: Ever since you move out from my room. I have no one to punch with when I sleep 😣
Martial:
Philia:
Martial: 🖕😑
Philia: 🖕☺️
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~Nightime~
Marcela: Ate Del! Phil! I'm going out with Malay
Deliah: Okay! Malay, bring her back by nine! *washing the dishes*
Malay: Sudah tentu! *was about to leave with Marcela*
Philip: Ate Marce, you forgot something. *throws a wrapper at her*
Marcela: *catches it with her finger* Whats this-! 😳 Yawa ka Phil! 🤬
Philip: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Para handa (To be ready)
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Martial: *crying, hugs a pillow*
Russia: Pssst! Whats up with him?
Del: *sighs* Mallie went back to her country, she'll come visit by 3 months
Russia: Oh
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Marsia: *flirting*
NKorea: *sighs* As long as she's happy then I'm happy
SKorea: *looks at him worried* Hyung
NKorea: *sighs* No one really loves me
SKorea: Are you sure
NKorea: Yeah
SKorea: *agreesively pointing at himself* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT
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~Truth or Dare Game~
Japan: I dare America to prank call his dad! 😏
America: Pfft! Thats it? *takes out phone* Siri, call dad. 😄
Siri: calling "Daddy"
America: SHIT NO NO NO- 😰
~Russia's phone rings~
Russia:
Other countries:
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Russia: I wasn't that drunk!
Belarus: You were flirting with your own girlfriend!
Russia: Sooo
Belarus: You ask her is she was single
Russia: And
Belarus: She said yes
Russia: *feels arrows pierce into his heart*
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Martial: Ok Philip I'm gonna ask you a question this time. Just to be petty. But Phil how big is Russia?
Russia: *chokes on vodka*
Philip : *blushes deep red*
Everyone: *laughs at the young asian*
Philip: *huffs then grins* Bigger than you could handle.
Martial: *chokes on piatos*
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Ukraine: Bro, how tight is Phil?
Russia: Tighter than leather.
Ukraine: *chokes*
Russia: So tight even my finger is too much for him
Ukraine: *soul flies away*
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Japan: Russia how does it it feel knowing that Phil isn't all that innocence
Russia: *blushes*
Philip: *smirks*
Russia: I mean it has its benefits
Japan: *nosebleeds* YAOI! MUST DRAW RUSPHIL
Philip: *kisses Russia in the cheek*
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~Now imagine the ASEAN's elder siblings switch gender to female~
Khmer Rogue: Marcela, Your pregnant!?
Marcela (fem! Martial Law): Wha! How did you know!?
Khmer Rogue: *looks at Marcela's belly* Ummmmm that
Marcela: *touching her stomach* Oh yes. 2 months almost 3! If its a girl I'll name it, Marsia, if its a boy its Malik or Mashal.
MPaja: OMG! If its a girl. I can teach her how to be fabulous
PKI: So tell me how did Ms- I mean Mrs. Malay opens the gate to enter Sir. M
Marcela: Eh?
MPaja: Ohhh~ tell us
Khmer Rogue: Girls thats an act of intruding someones privacy
PKI: Oh Malay~ make it deeper! I want your child!
MPaja: Oh yes, my love~ Ugh!
Marcela: -_- *grabs her gun and start shooting PKI and MPaja*
PKI&MPaja: EEEEEEEKKK!!! *tries to dodge the bullets*
Khmer Rogue: ..... 😑 Idiots
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Deliah (fem!Del Pilar): Where are Marcela and Malay?
Philip: *shrugs*
fem! MPaja: I think they're in another room trying to practice the script-
*hears faint moaning sound on the other room*
Deliah: *quickly banged on the door* MALAY! IF YOU TRY TO FORCE YOURSELF ON MY SISTER OR GET HER PREGNANT I WILL MURDER YOU AND CHOP OFF EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY PART NOW GET OUT HERE WITH MARCELA AND YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ANYTHING ON HER!
Marcela & Malaysia: *came out with their clothes a bit wrinkled and their faces red*
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Deliah: *facepalm* Should've known
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Martial: *sleeping with his arm wrap around Mallie*
Malaysia: *also sleeping with her head resting on Martial's chest*
Khmer Rogue: For being dangerous, their kinda cute while their sleeping.
PKI: Awww Marshi and Mallie Wallie are so cute... *holds a camera trying to picture the moment*
Martial: *pulls out his gun and directs at PKI with his eyes still close*
PKI: Dammit Martial!
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I hope you guys enjoy it *Sitting on a desk while writing* Still trying to write a new chapter for my CH Truth or Dare. 😅