Nightflyer: Did everyone have a good Easter?
Rainkeeper: NO, BUT WE GOT A FUNNY STORY FROM IT.
Air: OH! Story time! *sits cross legged in front of a chair*
Rainkeeper: *sits in the chair as the other hosts gather around him*
Rainkeeper: So our scavenger author's family is part Polish, supposedly, and they eat a lot of traditional Polish foods during Easter, specifically pierogies that they make by hand.
Rainkeeper: And in order to make them, you need a special kind of farmer's cheese (family recipe rules), cottage cheese, and flour. But because of the STUPID VIRUS, There is no flour to be found. Anywhere. Seriously, they searched over 10 stores- walmarts, stop n shops, dollar stores, asian food markets- THERE IS NO FLOUR TO BE FOUND IN THE SURROUNDING FIVE TOWNS. So our scavenger author texts her friend. Her mother never bakes, so chances are they'd have flour right?
Rainkeeper: Right! So the friend says that she'll leave the flour in her mailbox because of social distancing, and she can come pick it up. Scavenger author is with her brother, no one else to prevent them from being immature, soooooo
Rainkeeper: Cue the blasting of heavy death metal from a truck as they drive into the neighborhood, spin the car around, scavenger author rolls down the window, leans over, grabs the flour from the mailbox, and screams "GRAND THEFT FLOUR!!!!" as they drive away.
Rainkeeper: Scavenger author's parents think they bought the last bag of flour from some store. They will never learn its actual origin.
Air: *laughs*
*players appear*
Seashell: Alright dragons, it's finally time.
Joy: It's TIME TO BEGIN,
Joy: *looks at comments section to finish the Imagine Dragons song*
Joy: I know it's not Believer, but you'll live.
Joy: We should do this more often.
Kelp: But TODAY IS NOT ABOUT IMAGINE DRAGONS!
Air: Although, if I remember correctly, we actually have never gotten a dare for a song from them.....
Kelp: Today is about GRANDSON!
Nightflyer: Grandfather! I love word association games.
Joy: *grabs mini tv*
Joy: TV! MOTHER! FATHER! Secret...Lover... *sinks into snow to watch TV*
Joy: Urge to kill fading.....fading...
Hosts: *take a step towards Joy*
Joy: RISING!
Hosts: *freeze*
Joy: Fading.... Fading.... Gone.
Tsunami: Do we ask-
Amber: No.
Carnelian: We never ask about anything.
Tsunami: Fair enough.
Starflight: So who's Grandson?
Nightflyer: Not yours, cause Ember and Dusk aren't here.
Joy: GRANDSON is a singer that a few of our readers, namely GirlWarriorX are REALLY BIG FANS OF.
Air: So Winter! Seashell! Starflight! Sunny! and Joy! will be singing today!
Nightflyer: and each song Winter sings will count towards his girl dares because we say so and we need to finish those before this book ends.
Rainkeeper: So who wants to go first?
Joy: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Nightflyer: *whistles and holds up three talons*
Air: *makes the star trek hand gesture*
Joy: *touches two talons to her eyebrows*
Rainkeeper: *makes a weird hand gesture spell from the Magicians*
Kelp:
Seashell: *looks kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb on her forehead*
Players: *facetalon*
Kelp: Joy, just start singing Apologize.
Joy: I DON'T APOLOGIZE-
Kelp: Not that one. Grandson.
Joy: Ah, right.
*music starts*
Joy: I lose a bit of myself with every selfie
Lose sleep over wealth, it's not healthy
Finding a new religion on Yelp to come help me
Praying to the label itself, "Do not shelf me"
In the middle with the beggars and rejects
Reading between text with weed, liquor, and sex
She say she love me at dusk, but at dawn
I pack up my things and I'm goneAnd I don't know where I'm gonna go
But I don't care, I'm on the road
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologize
Been a lot of places in this life
And I did a lot wrong I can't make right
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologizeSaid I will not apologizeImperfect, I'm imperfect
No road map, getting lost on purpose
Phone no service, but it's clear out here
I'm living with nothing to fear out here
There's lessons you learn
Bridges you burn
All for the cost of a dollar to earn
And they say they love me at dusk, but at dawn
I pack up my things and I'm goneAnd I don't know where I'm gonna go
But I don't care, I'm on the road
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologize
Been a lot of places in this life
And I did a lot wrong I can't make right
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologizeSaid I will not apologizeAnd I will not apologizeI don't know where I'm gonna go
But I don't care, I'm on the road
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologize
Been a lot of places in this life
And I did a lot wrong I can't make right
Never been a perfect soul
But I will not apologizeSaid I will not apologize
Said I will not apologize
All: *appplauds*
Rainkeeper: Starflight, you're up. Sing Overdose.
Starflight: WAS THIS ALWAYS WAITING FOR ME, OR WAS IT JUST RECENTLY THROWN TOGETHER, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
Starflight: I was higher than the nosebleed, I
I turn up 'til my nose bleed, I
Blacked out in the black car
I was trying to feel like a rockstar, but
I can't just do one now, no
I've been way too numb now
I'm living on the run now
Oh I gotta get out of this town somehow'Cause the bad's been slowly getting worse
And this fast lane living, it's a curse
Better tell me what's your life worth
I think it's time for a change
'Cause the bad's been slowly getting worse
And this fast lane living, it's a curse
Better tell me what's your life worth
I think it's time for a change
'Cause the drugs don't workAnymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't work
Anymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't workI couldn't find the fill again, I
Couldn't seem to kill the pain, I
I was living in the moment
Searching for a little serotonin
But, this shit ain't so fun now
I, can't tell what the come down
I've been living on the run now
Oh I gotta get out of this town somehow'Cause the bad's been slowly getting worse
And this fast lane living, it's a curse
Better tell me what's your life worth
I think it's time for a change
'Cause the bad's been slowly getting worse
And this fast lane living, it's a curse
Better tell me what's your life worth
I think it's time for a change
'Cause the drugs don't workAnymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't work
Anymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't work
Anymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't work
Anymore, anymore
Anymore, now the drugs don't workWoo, woo, woo, woo
Overdose, overdose, overdose
Overdose, overdose, overdose
All fun and games 'til I hit the floor comatoseOverdose, all fun and games 'til I hit the floor comatose
Overdose, overdose, all fun and games 'til I hit the floor comatose
Overdose
Starflight: Can I have cocaine now?
Fatespeaker: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR THE SONG-
Starflight: COCAIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEE
Air: Your turn Winter. Sing 'Destroy Me'
Winter: Can I destroy you instead of singing it?
Air: HEY-
Nightflyer: *hugs Air protectively*
Nightflyer: NO.
*music starts*
Winter: I bring the match, you bring the gasoline
It turns me on when you set me on fire
Enter my bloodstream, you are my nicotine
I need a fix, can we get much higher?
I am unconscious, you are my DMT
You wear a crown that's made out of barbed wire
I am a lit fuse, you are my kerosene
I need a fix, will youDestroy me
Destroy me
Destroy me
I don't wanna come down
I don't wanna come downI am a hollow-point, you're my Beretta
You're with me when I settle a vendetta
I am a lost cause, singin' to the choir
I need a fix, can we get much higher?
I need a sweet escape, you are my heroin
Sell me a dream on a screen, it's American
You are temptation, all I desire
I need a fix, will youDestroy me
Destroy me
Destroy me
I don't wanna come down
I don't wanna come downThis won't last forever
Nothing really lasts forever
I can't keep my shit together
I can't keep my shit together
This won't last forever
Nothing really lasts forever
You're the only one I got
Plus a pocket full of forget-me-nots
Then I fuck up, lost with no direction
This is my one shot at redemption
Oh can you, can you pleaseDestroy me
Destroy me
Destroy me
I don't wanna come down
I don't wanna come down
I don't wanna come down
I don't wanna come down
Moon: That's it, you're in time out, get on top of the fridge
Qibli: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE-
Winter: I DON'T WANNA COME DOWN!
Moon: Two different kinds of people.
Kelp: Alright, everyone take a pair of earplugs cause Seashell has to sings Blood//Water.
Seashell: I'm not THAT BAD.
Tsunami: Honey, you take after me. You are definitely THAT BAD.
Seashell: *scowls*
*music starts*
Seashell: We'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?Look me in my eyes
Tell me everything's not fine
Or the people ain't happy
And the river has run dry
You thought you could go free
But the system is done for
If you listen real closely
There's a knock at your front doorWe'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
When there's blood in the
When there's blood in theBeg me for mercy
Admit you were toxic
You poisoned me just for
Another dollar in your pocket
Now I am the violence
I am the sickness
Won't accept your silence
Beg me for forgivenessWe'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
When there's blood in the waterWhen there's blood in theI am the people
I am the storm
I am the riot
I am the swarm
When the last tree's fallen
The animal can't hide
Money won't solve it
What's your alibi?
What's your alibi?
What's your alibi?What you gon' do when there's blood in the, blood in the water?
When there's blood in the water
When there's blood in the
When there's blood in the water
Joy: Bad boys,
Kelp: Bad boys,
Joy: Whatcha gon' do
Kelp: Whatcha gon'do when they come for you.
Joy/Kelp: BAD BOYS BAD BOYS, WHATCHA GON' DO, WHATCHA GON' DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU, BAD BOYS BAD BOYS-
Rainkeeper: Starflight, sing Happy Pill.
Starflight: DO I GET-
Air: NO, YOU DON'T GET ANY HAPPY PILLS.
Starflight: awww
*music starts*
Starflight: Idle hands are the devil's best friend
I got a place for both of them
Come on, baby, won't you help me, please?
Won't you help me, down on my knees?I'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you shoot me off?
Trigger finger will, 'til I get my happy pill
I'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you get me off?
Trigger finger will, oh, I want my happy pillWhen I lay down in your bed
I get a blood-rush to my head
No, I never get to sleep at night
'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout you insideI'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you shoot me off?
Trigger finger will, 'til I get my happy pill
I'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you get me off?
Trigger finger will, oh, I want my happy pillI'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you shoot me off?
Trigger finger will, 'til I get my happy pill
I'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you get me off?
Trigger finger will, oh, I want my happy pillOh, I want my happy kill
(Oh, I want my happy pill)
Oh, I want my happy pillShoot me down, spit me out, love me back, yeah
Twist the knife, break my heart, put it back, yeah
I'm a loser, I'm a liar, I confessed it
Take the shit to numb the pain, but it came with side effects
So I'll bleed for you
I'll do anything, just tell me what you need
Take the lead, set me free
Blood on the land from the man that I had to kill
Just to get my hands on my goddamn happy pillI'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you shoot me off?
Trigger finger will, 'til I get my happy pill
I'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you get me off?
Trigger finger will, oh, I want my happy pillOh, I want my happy pill
Oh, I want my happy pill
Oh, I want my happy pill
Oh, I want my happy pillI'm a gun, I'm a gun, won't you get me off?
Trigger finger will, oh, I want my happy pillWe'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?Look me in my eyes
Tell me everything's not fine
Or the people ain't happy
And the river has run dry
You thought you could go free
But the system is done for
If you listen real closely
There's a knock at your front door
Kinkajou: These lyrics are creepy.
Nightflyer: We know. WINTER SING OH NO! TO US HOSTS!
Winter: Oh no. That's what everyone here thinks when you guys show up.
Joy: Shush, you love us.
Winter: Absolutely not, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?
Air:......What do you think Ewoks think about teddy bears?
Nightflyer: Probably that they're dead, stuffed versions of their own kind that humans use for cult related purposes.
Winter:....I'm starting to think you all share one brain cell.
Kelp: Took you long enough to figure that out.
*music starts*
Winter: There's smoke in the sky again
So I'm getting high again
Take another hit to the diaphragm
I never drew the diagram
How to deal with this shit
So I steal and lie again, whoa
You're my dream, you're my nightmare
Life is a bitch, she don't fight fair
Leave you right there
I was hoping that you'd notice my despair
Run away from the pain, I don't care, 'causeFirst they incite the violence
Turn around and then they invite the silence
Burn it down and I think I need some guidance
The kids don't stand a chance
No, the kids don't stand a chanceOld man trouble back again
Fucking up my plans, like
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!
Old man trouble back again
Thought I had the upper hand
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!This cycle is repetitive
Sex, rock 'n' roll, sedatives
Degenerates, need medicine
Spend money for the hell of it
I don't give a fuck what they selling
Like I'm celibate, no
And I know I'm a piece of shit
Should've learned by now, peace
Need it quick or a piece of it
In school they ain't teaching it
Each of us tryna find release
But it seems a bit slowFirst they incite the violence
Turn around and then they invite the silence
Burn it down, I think I need some guidance
The kids don't stand a chance
No, the kids don't stand a chanceOld man trouble back again
Fucking up my plans, like
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!
Old man trouble back again
Thought I had the upper hand
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!Now I drink, smoke
Whatever you selling, I'm a sick joke
My president's a felon, and I can't cope
I'm in love with the pain
So I stick, poke with my kinfolk
Gimme drink, smoke
Whatever you selling, I'm a sick joke
My president's a felon, and I can't cope
I'm in love with the pain
We taking on the system 'cause it broke, woo!Old man trouble back again
Fucking up my plans, like
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!
Old man trouble back again
Thought I had the upper hand
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm back to the black again
Getting fucked up again
Oh no! Oh no!
Qibli: For a moment, I thought it said "Getting fucked in the back again" And-
Moon: STOP. RIGHT. THERE.
Qibli: But-
Moon: SHUT UP.
Qibli: FunnY!!!!!
Moon: NO.
Joy: *starts laughing*
Qibli: See, Joy gets it.
Moon: *glares*
Seashell: And now, to finish things off, *snaps talons*
*Morrowseer appears*
Seashell: Sunny! Sing Blood//Water.
Sunny: But why- why is HE here?
Joy: Oh, I get to torture him while you sing!
Morrowseer: Wait what?
Kelp: *hooking him up to an electric chair*
Kelp: Yeah, you're not gonna have a good time here.
Morrowseer: WHAT-
Joy: Any Green Mile reference before I flip the on switch?
Morrowseer: Mr. Jingles-
Joy: *turns electric chair on*
Morroseer: *screams*
*music starts*
Sunny: *stares in horror*
Sunny: Um,
Sunny: We'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
When there's blood in the
When there's blood in theBeg me for mercy
Admit you were toxic
You poisoned me just for
Another dollar in your pocket
Now I am the violence
I am the sickness
Won't accept your silence
Beg me for forgivenessWe'll never get free
Lamb to the slaughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
The price of your greed
Is your son and your daughter
What you gon' do
When there's blood in the water?
When there's blood in the waterWhen there's blood in theI am the people
I am the storm
I am the riot
I am the swarm
When the last tree's fallen
The animal can't hide
Money won't solve it
What's your alibi?
What's your alibi?
What's your alibi?What you gon' do when there's blood in the, blood in the water?
When there's blood in the water
When there's blood in the
When there's blood in the water
Joy: When there's blood in the water, you clean the water, duh. *wipes blood off talons*
Glory: Can we watch the torture part again? I think Morrowseer deserves it.
Tsunami: Agreed.
Deathbringer: Again.
Rainkeeper: Well there you have it, GirlWarriorX. We hope this fulfilled your Grandson needs.
Joy: And now onto our next musically related issue.
Ander: *appears with a conductor's baton*
Ander: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU PREPARED FOR REHEARSAL? *starts screeching in latin*