Nightflyer: So I was going through the reference tally, and I don't think we have nearly enough references to the ASDF movies.
Air: Well IN THAT CASE,
Kelp: Ha! They told me I was a fool to teach a llama to drive!
*llama drives off cliff*
Kelp: NO LLAMA NOOOOOO!
Joy: Who parked their CAR on my SANDWICH?
Seashell: I DID.
Joy: *screeches with rage*
Air: Ello Mine turtle!
Nightflyer: *in a high pitched voice* Hello!
Seashell: You got room for a muffin?
Rainkeeper: Ugh, no.
Seashell: WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?
Air: Oh a puppy!
Nightflyer: Careful dear, he's got a knife.
Joy: What wha- no I don't!
Seashell: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Kelp: WHY WAIT? *dropkicks her to the moon*
Rainkeeper: DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
Seashell: How did I GET here?
Rainkeeper: And now the funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away.
*players appear*
Joy: When was the last time we explored this side of the love triangle?
Rainkeeper: AGES ago.
Glory: Welp, if it involves a love triangle, we're free. Let's go, Deathybasket.
Deathbringer: JUST PICK ONE-
Glory: MurderDeathy? Deathbasket? Murderbringer?
Deathbringer: DAM YOU WREN.
Amber: You're going to have to specify the love triangle, because I have enough lovers that I don't know where I count anymore.
Kelp: It's Qinterwatcher.
Moon: *loud groan*
Winter: I WANT A LAWYER TO LOOK OVER YOUR STUPID TRUTH OR DARE CONSTITUTION/CONTRACT.
Nightflyer: You can hire all the lawyers you want- you'll never get out of this game for two reasons.
Qibli: WHY.
Nightflyer: One- the contract is air tight.
Starflight: It was written by a sixteen year old with no knowledge of how contracts actually work and was never notarized-
Nightflyer: And two- we were given a loan of infinite dallas by ChangeTheMimicwing, and we accept the currency of dallas here, so we're rich enough that we can afford to have Annalise Keating as our lawyer and you can't beat her.
Winter: What if I DO beat her?
Joy: Then her students murder you. End of story.
Joy: Man, I can't wait til that show comes back.
Players:......
Tsunami: WHY ARE WE HERE?
Kelp: Because we're assembling a team.
Kelp: A team of the best team assemblers in the world.
Carnelian: What the hell-
Kelp: ASSEMBLERS! ASSEMBLE!
Rainkeeper: Actually we need Moon and Winter to do 24 hours in heaven.
Qinterwatcher: *gasps*
Winter: WINTERWATCHER? YOU GUYS ARE STILL ALLOWING THAT??!
Joy: We allow every ship here.
Air: Even the ones we hate.
Moon: What's the catch?
Nightflyer: No catch.
Winter: Okay, so there's definitely a catch.
Joy: No, siriusly, no catch.
Nightflyer: There's the same amount of catches in this dare as there are when Air plays baseball.
Air: HEY!
Rainkeeper: She's horrible at baseball.
Air: I'm scared of the ball....
Seashell:....YOU WATCH A SHOW ABOUT TWO GUYS KILLING SOME OF THE MOST TERRIFYING MONSTERS IN THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF A FLYING BASEBALL?
Air:.......
Air: YES.
Air: EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR WEIRD FEARS, OKAY SEASHELL?
Joy: Agreed.
Kelp: I'm afraid of realtors.
Joy: Wh......WHY?
Moon: whatever. Let's go Winter.
Moon: *drags him into the closet*
Qibli:....They'll be back.
Qibli: They love me.
Glory: Suuuuuuuure they do.
Sunny: *elbows Glory*
Glory: WHAT?
Clay: So why are we here? Did you bring food?
Air: I have a single dog treat.
Clay: I'll take it.
Air: *waves the treat* Get the snack! Get the snack! *throws it*
Clay: *tries to catch it, falls over in the process*
Clay: Got it.
Starflight: So why are we here if the dare is Winterwatcher?
Rainkeeper: Cause we also need Fatespeaker to hug or kiss Sunny.
Fatespeaker:........
Sunny:.......
Fatespeaker: Can I ask why?
Kelp: We don't know why.
Fatespeaker: Oh.....Okay?
Sunny: And there's no catch?
Nightflyer: Again. Air with baseball.
Sunny: Well that's boring.
Fatespeaker: *hugs Sunny*
Starflight:......
Nightflyer: Just kiss too, we've got the time.
Fatespeaker: *shrugs and kisses Sunny*
Starflight: *eyes widen*
Starflight: Oh my.
Starflight: Oh, I'm gonna need a LOOOOTTTTTT of cocaine to suppress those fantasies.
Sunny: Gross.
Fatespeaker: Starflight, why are you like this?
Starflight: BECAUSE I CAN BE. WHY ARE YOU A NIGHTWING COPY OF SUNNY?
Fatespeaker: Ouch.
Nightflyer: So we've started listening to those songs on Youtube where its like "Fly me to the moon, but you're outside and it's raining"
Nightflyer: They're really peaceful.
Rainkeeper: You know who else is a very peaceful band?
Joy: Marilyn Manson in the morning.
Rainkeeper:.....NO.
Rainkeeper: The Lumineers. I just found out that their music videos make a short film, and it's amazing.
Joy: Music is amazing, and you should explore more of it while sitting at home. I recommend Post Modern Jukebox.
Nightflyer: And the soundtracks to all the Starkid musicals.
Air: Bob Seger
Seashell: Of Monsters and Men
Kelp: More singing comedians, like Stephen Lynch and Bo Burnham.
All:.......
Nightflyer: Are we just gonna be lazy and leave Winter and Moon in the closet?
Air: Yes. Yes we are.
Joy: Hang on. *padlocks the closet door shut*
Joy: Ok go.
Hosts:......
Hosts: UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT AND YOU CAN FEEL IT!
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