Air: I don't like that Supernatural is on Mondays.
Air: THERE, I SAID IT.
Nightflyer: Air, you need to STOP referencing Supernatural.
Air: why?
Nightflyer: Because I've started the reference tally for this book, and it's ridiculous how much you talk about it.
Air: How many times have we referenced it?
Nightflyer: So far?
Nightflyer:......Let's just say it's over 200, and leave it at that.
Air: Okay, yeah, I would stop, but like.....
Air: There's an episode tonight so....
Nightflyer:.........You're the reason I have migraines.
Air: You're welcome.
*players appear*
Players: *look around*
Qibli: Something's....different about this place today.
Joy/Kelp: *start giggling*
Glory: Why are there lights on the ceiling?
Joy: FAIRY LIGHTS!!!
Clay: Whay?
Kelp: WE PUT UP FAIRY LIGHTS!
Moon: Why?
Joy: Because they're pretty and we like them and they brighten up the room.
Kelp: And we thought it might make you all a little less miserable.
Carnelian: You-
Carnelian: You thought you could make us less miserable by putting up plastic, rip off Christmas lights?
Joy: Yes, and I love them, so shut up.
Clay: I like them, they remind me of the glowworms from that cave on the day I nearly died.
Peril: Wait WHAT-
Tsunami: Which day?
Peril: WHAT-
Kinkajou: They look like little stars. I approve.
*Ander somersaults into the room*
Ander: STARS?
Kinkajou: Yeah, don't the lights look like stars?
Ander:........
Ander: You disgrace my gods by comparing them to lightbulbs on a string worth $22.99.
Kinkajou:......Sorry?
Ander: I'll be laughing my head off when you're burning in hell.
Ander: *somersaults away*
Rainkeeper: Was.....Was that a Weird Al reference?
Kelp: I think so.
Starflight: Alright. *injects self with a shot of morphine* I'm ready for the dare.
Nightflyer: You take morphine now?
Starflight: Well you've banned me from cocaine, so I had to make other arrangements.
Fatespeaker: I- I've tried to stop him, it's pointless, just move on.
Seashell: Okay, so when was the last time you were grounded and why?
All:............
Qibli: That's.....That's it?
Air: Yep, it's a truth day.
Players:.........
Players: *loud screaming*
Winter: *cries tears of happiness and and kisses the floor*
Qibli: HA! Winter kissed the floor! Winter X Floor, I ship it!
Moon: Shut up Qibli, somebody ships you with a trashcan, you can't talk.
Qibli: *shuts up*
Joy: Clay, you start.
Clay: The last time I was grounded.....
Clay: OH! Last week, by Starflight and Tsunami.
Air: I though you could only be grounded by your parents...
Clay: Yeah, but I let one of the chickens escape from the Prey center and it got into the library and made a mess, so Starflight grounded me and when I said he couldn't, he told Tsunami and she grounded me, so I'm grounded right now, actually.
Joy: How does that work?
Clay: I have to sit in a corner and I'm not allowed to see Peril.
Peril: I think it's unfair that I get punished for something Clay did, but whatever.
Glory: See, stuff like this is why I wish I was at JMA all the time.
Tsunami: Well maybe you should've thought of that before you became Queen.
Glory: I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart.
Joy: OH DEAR DIARY, I MET A BOY, HE MADE MY DOLL HEART, LIGHT UP WITH JOY, OH DEAR DIARY, WE FELL APART.
Hosts: I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS, HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE, STEAL ME WITH A KISS, I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH!
Rainkeeper: We need to stop listening to music while writing these, we get distracted too easily.
Air: Yeah, but our playlist is amazing.....
Rainkeeper:.......Okay, true, I can't argue with that.
Seashell: Peril? Last time you were grounded and why?
Peril: By Starflight three months ago. I walked into the library. He screamed, said"YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY" and told me to climb on top of the fridge.
Starflight: Stay out of my library, Human Torch.
Peril: I'M A DRAGON.
Starflight: Whatever Johnny.
Kelp: Tsunami?
Tsunami: My mother grounded me a few weeks ago because she found out I was still dating Riptide.
Joy: What happened?
Tsunami: I left the palace and met up with Riptide. Duh.
Rainkeeper: Riptide?
Riptide: I was grounded by the Talons of Peace for dating Tsunami. I told them I broke up with her and they made me their leader.
Tsunami: But-But you didn't break up with me....
Riptide: I know that. You know that. The Talons of Peace don't have to know that.
Tsunami:.....You're smarter than I give you credit for.
Riptide: I know.
Air: Murderbask- I mean Deathbringer?
Deathbringer: *glares*
Deathbringer: My mother grounded me when I was three because I got beat in training. I had to sleep next to the lava river for two weeks.
Glory: Whatever happened to your father?
Deathbringer: Slept too close to the river when my mother grounded him.
Glory: Oh.
Nightflyer: Glory?
Glory:......*sighs*
Glory: Two weeks ago. Deathbringer grounded me because I pushed him off a platform. I didn't follow any of the rules being grounded meant, but still.
Deathbringer: You deserved it. I hit a lot of trees.
Glory: And you deserved to be shoved off a platform.
Deathbringer: HOW DID I DESERVE THAT-
Glory: YOU WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP!
Deathbringer: YOU NEVER SLEEP DURING SUNTIME-
Glory: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Rainkeeper: Starlfiight?
Hosts: *facetalon*
Kelp: Today on name typos- Starlfiight.
Joy: What's a Starl Fight, Rainkeeper?
Rainkeeper: SHUT UP.
Joy: Better yet, what's a Starl? And is a fiight different than a fight?
Rainkeeper: Yes, you lose both your eyes in a fiight.
Joy: Fascinating.
Starflight: I was grounded yesterday by Fatespeaker cause she found out I was using morphine.
Fatespeaker: STOP USING DRUGS.
Starflight: NO, I NEED THEM TO PUT UP WITH YOU.
Fatespeaker: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Joy: Fatespekaer?
Rainkeeper: HEY JOY-
Joy: Oh no.
Rainkeeper: WHAT'S A FATESPEKAER?
Joy: OH SHUT UP, THAT ONE'S HAPPENED LIKE A MILLION TIMES.
Fatespeaker: Morrowseer grounded me because I wouldn't kill Starflight. Not sure if I regret that or not.
Starflight:...... *takes another shot of morphine*
Kelp: Sunny?
Sunny: Kestrel grounded me when we were dragonets because I didn't want to fight her.
Clay: When I didn't want to fight her, she just beat me up.
Tsunami: Same.
Glory: SAME.
Starlfight: Same.
Sunny: Oh....
Rainkeeper: Dammit, it says Starlfight again, doesn't it.
Joy: *laughing*
Air: Qibli?
Qibli: I've been grounded for the past year or so by Thorn because of the.... incident with the weather bracelets....
Sunny: You deserved to be grounded over that.
Qibli:......SHUT UP.
Nightflyer: Winter?
Winter: I don't get grounded.
Nightflter: What?
Winter: Icewings don't do that. Either I do things the right way or my rank drops, my future is meaningless, and I get sent to an outpost and starve to death.
Winter: I think the closest I got to being grounded is when my mother made me hold my pose for five hours before she'd let me eat.
All:........
Joy: Dude, just come live in the rainforest.
Winter: No, it's disgusting in there.
Kinkajou: HEY!
Glory: *snaps talons*
Deathbringer: *sits on Winter*
Winter: AND THIS IS WHY I HATE COMING HERE.
Air: Turtle?
Turtle: Dragons have to pay attention to you in order to ground you.
All:......
Seashell: You live a very depressing life, Turtle.
Turtle: I know.
Rainkeeper: Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: Oh, all of the Rainwings have collectively grounded me multiple times. Mainly for beating up coconut with an actual coconut.
Glory: I will never ground you for that- maybe if you hit him enough with it, you'll knock some sense into him.
Kinkajou: That is the hope.
Joy: Carnelian?
Carnelian: Instead of being grounded, I was sent to training in the Skywing army. Jokes on my parents because I love it there.
Nightflyer: Amber?
Amber: Reed said I was getting out of hand with Flame and the skittles, so he grounded me and cut me off from both of them.
Carnelian: Ouch, how'd that work.
Amber: Fine. IT's not like I'm addicted to skittles or anything *laughs nervously*
Joy: We never said you were-
Amber: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT. *eats a bag of Skittles*
Starflight: Oh, I've been there.
Joy: Moon?
Moon: Oh, I'm still grounded for everything that went down from books 6-10. Apparently raising a giant nightmare monster didn't make my mom too happy.
Nightflyer: Makes sense.
Joy: Hey, we never answered the rest of those questions from when we opened questions to the hosts, did we?
Rainkeeper: No we did not.
Seashell: We'll get to them eventually.
Kelp: Probably when we find that chapter again during the reference tally.
Air: Good enough. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stare at a TV until Supernatural comes on.