I know I haven't update much here on my wattpad account. I'm trying my best to write some stories I don't know why I lost the motivation to do it. Hopefully I find that inspiration soon.
Buuuuuuttt before I post more CH stuff! Here are some of my incorrect quotes! Enjoy! 😂
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Del: *comes back from the market* Yes, I have load *typing the numbers*🤩
Martial & Philia: *appears, holding their phones* Paconnect kuya! 😁
Del:😑
Martial & Philia: 🥺
Del: Fine! 😒
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America: Okay! Were all set. Are you ready Phil?😁
Philia: Heck yeah I am! 😁
America: Well then lets g-! Phil why are you those? *points at her feet*🤨
Philia: Well this is how I wear when I go out☺️
America: I know that but. With socks?🤨
Philia:
America:
Philia: Don't question my logic🙃
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Marcela: *reading a book*📚
Philip: Uhm ate? 😐
Marcela: *looks at Phil* Yes?😗
Philip: Why do you have so many bandaids around your neck? 😕
Marcela: *blushes deep red* 😳Uhh. Its because I fell down the stairs and got my neck injured. I'm using bandaids cause we ran out of bandages. *explains everything in a speedy sentence*😬
Deliah(DelPilar's female ver.): *appears from the kitchen wearing an apron holding a spatula* She's just covering her chikinini (hickies)😏
Philip: Oh my gaawwwd 😂
Marcela: Ate! *covering her face with her book*🥺😳
Delphi: What? Not my fault you and your boyfriend went rough last night.~ 😏
Marcela: *throws the book at her* Shut up! 🤬
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~When it suddenly rains~
America: Ohhhhmygaaawwwd *runs in the rain to find the nearest shelter* 🥶
Britain: Oh my *pulls out an umbrella*☺️☂️
Philip: Yuuung sinampaaay ko! (My laundry!)😱
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Malay: *phone rings picks it up* Sayang😚
Fem!Martial: Babe, I'm preparing something special for you~☺️
Malay: Aww sayang you shouldn't have😗
Fem!Martial: I should. So which do you prefer chocolate or caramel?🙂
Malay: How about I get a taste of you instea-😏
Philip: CUT! CUT! CUT! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?😫
Indo: THATS NOT EVEN PART OF THE SCRIPT!😫
Singa: This is a kid's show not adult's show!😫
Vietnam: I need to bleach my eyes🙃
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Philia: Kuya *crying* Wala na akong virgin😭
Del: ANO!?😠
Philia: Eh kasi kuya-😢
Del: Bwisit! Who's the guy?? America, Spain, Japan?! SINO!?😡
Philia: ANO BA KUYA! Ubos na ang virgin coconut oil ko. For my hair😑
Del: *gives her the bottle* Here. *whispers* And I thought someone took your v-card. *drinking a glass of nestea*☺️
Philia: Oh and kuya. I'm pregnant☺️
Del: *glass break* 💀
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~Marsia wedding~
Del: Now a gift for you, newly weds *gives them a box*😏
Mallie: Thank you, Del. Thats very kind of you *opens the box, suddenly she blush*☺️😳
Martial: Honey, whats wrong? *looks at the box, suddenly blush* 🤨😳
Del: I know your both still young. So I prepared you both something *winks*😏
Mallie: Uhhh t-thanks Del *blush*😳
Martial: WTF, kuya!😠
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Philip: Yeeeey its Christmas!😇
Martial: And Happy Birthday to God!🥳
Del: Oh look Typhoon Ursula just came here a visit🙃
Filipino people: *screaming intensifies*😱😱😱
Philip: ..... This is fine 😀
Martial: It sure is 😀 *wears raincoat*
Del: *pulls out umbrella* Pssh bagyo lng yan. Pinoy tayo 😊
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America: *giving Martial a shovel* Can you tuck me in?😐
Martial: You handed me a shovel?🤨
America: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks😁
Martial:.... What did you do this time?🤔
America: *gulp* I accidentally ate Philia's mangoes😨
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Del: Can you kill the lights, Martial? 😌
Martial: Kill the light?! Aren't you worried for me, kuya? I can get arrested for doing such thing!!! 😟
Del: *pulls out a tsinelas and starts smacking Martial*😠
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Philia: Grrrr now where is that stupid, españa *looks around while holding an arnis*😠
Spain: *hides in a closet*
Philia: *sighs* I can't believe I'm doing this. *sings* I love it when you call me señorita. I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya ~ 🎵🎶
Spain: *appears traps Philia on the bed while singing* But every touch is ooh la la la. It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you keep me coming for you~ 🎵🎶
Philia: *smirks, evilly* Huli ka!😈
Spain: *realizes* Shi-😱
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Philia: *can't find America in the crowd* 😬
Philia: Nu bayan! I can't find him anywhere. This calls for drastic measures 😬
Philia: *inhales and uses hand as a microphone* PHILIPPINES SUCKS!!!
America: *crashes through the window* THE FUCK- 😡
Spain: *across the street* DID YOU- 😡
Japan: *rips his disguise* JUST- 😡
Other SS Harem Countries: SAY! 🤬
Philia: Eek, that worked a little too well... 😅
Other Countries: *secretly recording the scene from the start and post it on their social media*😂😂😂
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America: *moans* Ahh. Stop that
Russia: Come on! I'm still enjoying your sexiness~
America: *melts*
Japan: *fangirls, pictures them: EEEEK! Rusame! I'm fangirling for any shippings!!!
South Korea: *is sweating* Oh! So you're a fan girl, now!?
Japan: Ummm... YES!
*North Korea gives a fan to Japan*
North Korea: Then fan me and South
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*In Valentines*
*Indonesia is crying*
Philia: EH! Ate Nesia, why so sad?!
Nesia: *tears falling* Good thing, calendars have a date, but I don't have one!!! *starts crying*
Mallie: *sweatdrop* Seriously! You know you have admirers, you know!? *referring to Indonesia Harem*
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~During Martial Law time~
Martial: If you ever feel safe, just remember that I'm out there
Philia: Wtf kuya!
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Martial: My moon, I know its not part of your religion but I still want to give you a christmas present☺️
Mallie: Aww sayang, you shouldn't have😕
*opens the gift*
Mallie: Uhhh Martial, this is a wheelchair? 🤨
Martial: I know😏
Mallie: What do you mean-!😳
~Martial is prepared~
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~Filipino siblings playing ouija board~
Del: Is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija Board: Yes
Del: Good, the rent is 2,000 every month and is due every 1st
Philia: O_O
Martial: O_O
Ouija Board: W-T-F?
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Del: *very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips*
Martial&Philia: *appears in his doorway*
Del: *under his breath* Bwisit
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Nesia: *pours herself some milo, sees that its practically as thick as syrup* Ugh, who made this milo!?
Philia: *sips some* That was me
Nesia: You always make it so sweet! Just look at Mallie
Mallie: *practically vibrating as she clutches her own mug, looking a little crazed* I CaN sEe ThROugH tImE
Martial: *sitting beside her trying to keep her steady*
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Philia: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Martial: *in the distance* Or martial law
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America and Philip: *talking and flirting*
Martial: Philip? What are you doing with America?
Philip: Uhh...No homo.
Martial: Ah okay! See ya later! *walks away*
Later...
Philip and America: *eating ice cream together*
Martial: Philip? What are you doing?
Philip: ....Okay! See ya later! *walks away*
Later...
Philip and America: *hugging each other in the elevator*
Martial: *about to walk in but then sees America and Philip cuddling* Philip!?!
America and Philip: !!! *looks at him but still holding onto each other*
Martial: What- whats happening here!?
Philip: Uh- Uh..!
America: *rolls his eyes* FOR PETE'S SAKE MARTIAL, YES HOMO!!! *kisses Philip*
Martial: WHAAAAT!!!
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Philip: *standing on a table*
Martial: *walks in and sees Phil* What are you doing? 😂
Philip: E-Eh! What!? This is my house, I live here!! I can do whatever I want!😀
Martial: Where is the bug? 😂
Philip: Under the table...🥺
Martial: OMG 😂
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Indo: Malay would throw himself infront of a moving car for you
Marcela: Malay would throw himself infront of a moving car for fun.
Indo: Mustahil!
Marcela: *points at very 'high' Malaysia throw himself infront of a moving car*
Indo: WTF!
Philip: Malay drink to much milo!
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Martial: I am a badass and I don't care about anyone or anything.
Mallie: *exists*
Martial: I am now a Boyfriend and I will kill anyone who dares to hurt my Sweet Shinning Moon.
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Martial: I am a badass and I don't care about anyone or anything.
Mallie: *exists*
Martial: I am now a Boyfriend and I will kill anyone who dares to hurt my Sweet Shinning Moon.
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Teacher: The first student who answers my question correctly. Can be the first to go home
Martial: *throws bag outide*
Teacher: Ok, whose bag is this?
Martial: Mine sir! Bye guys!
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At a movie theatre
Employee: How do you want your popcorn, sweet, salty or cheesy?
Martial: *making heart eyes at Malaysia* I want them like her
Malay: Awwww
Indo: *third wheeling, scoffs* They don't sell ugly popcorn
Martial: *eating popcorn, watching Malaysia throwing durians at Indonesia*
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~ASEAN relaxing in the living room when suddenly the lights got out~
Malay: What the hell is happening?
Philip: I think Kuya Indo forgot to pay the power bill
Indo: *walks in with a guitar* When your lights don't work like they used to before-
Malay: SHUT UP!
Singapore: I'm trying to study for my exam!
Brunei: YOU GRADUATED YEARS AGO!
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Mallie: This is crazy
Martial: What is it?
Mallie: My heart is beating so fast right now.
Martial: *blushing* Why?
Mallie: Theres a cockroach at your feet
Martial: *screams and runs away*
Mallie: *snickers and grabs the toy cockroach*
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Philip: I'm holding the entire world with my hand
Indo: You're holding a cake???
Philip I know :3
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Mallie: I have conquered my fear of ghost.
Nesia: That's the spirit!
Mallie: *jumps in Martial's arms* Fuck where!?
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Del: I'm so glad, both of you are here now helping me around the house. ☺️
Philia: Yes kuya especially the NCov19 spreading around our country, so we don't have class.😊
Martial: No class?🙁
Philia: Yes kuya, class is suspended.🙂
Martial: Whhhhyy 😢
Del: Aren't you supposed to be happy, bunso?😯
Martial: I am happy but-🙃
Del: But what?😕
Martial: No class means walang baon 😭
Philia: *le gasp*😱
Del: 😑 *thinks: Mga walang hiya kayong bata ako ngani ung nagtatrabaho para may baon kayo*
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I tried 🥺