Joy: My moons, it's been a busy five days. Let's cover what we have to.
Air: *wrapped in a blanket, clutching a cup of tea, looks heavily traumatized*
Joy: Air? Supernatural fandom update?
Air: Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Richard Speight Jr., and Alex Calvert were on a plane and the plane's engine exploded so they had to make an emergency landing.
Nightflyer: They're okay. Everyone is fine, we promise. Jensen just said he's never flying again.
Air: BUT WHAT IF THEY WEREN'T OKAY OH MY FUCKING MOONS.
Nightflyer: Air-
Air: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TALENTED PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN PLANE AND/OR HELICOPTER CRASHES?!!?!?
Nightflyer: It doesn't do to dwell of what ifs-
Air: BUT-BUT- *pained noises*
Air: I don't want anything bad to happen to them! 2020 IS SHIT ENOUGH SO FAR, I CAN'T LOSE THE SUPERNATURAL CAST TOO. THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON I'M GOING TO SURVIVE THE SHOW'S FINALE.
Nightflyer: *hugs her*
Nightflyer: IT was a traumatic event.
Air: *small conflicted fangirl noises*
Rainkeeper: Speaking of 2020 being shit *sighs*
Rainkeeper: WE WILL MENTION IT ONCE, AND THEN NEVER AGAIN.
Joy: we're sick of hearing about it, but it must be addressed.
Kelp: You know what we're talking about.
Air: The Croatoan virus that SPN predicts years ago down to the toilet paper detail?
Rainkeeper: The- The coronavirus, yes.
Rainkeeper: I think people are WAY overreacting, but just in case, wash your hands, avoid sick people, those stupid face masks don't do anything so quit wasting your money, stop killing people over Lysol but you can murder for toilet paper or steal some from public restrooms, if you have any sort of cleaning product, walk into a store that has none and offer it to the highest bidder, if you're in an area where schools are closed, enjoy your break, and play Plague Inc. and tell me the world isn't literally reacting like we're in a real life game of it.
Rainkeeper: There. Now we will never mention it again. Next?
Nightflyer: WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK!
Joy: HAHA!
Kelp: Which also means that, as of this moment, our scavenger author may be taking a short break because she's going on a road trip for college tours.
ME: *screams in college fear*
Air: So we might not be here from Monday to Saturday.
Joy: Unless we get wifi in the car....
Nightflyer: But we're off for two weeks, so expect updates then. Hopefully one... on.... the cop show....
Joy: Highly unlikely, but we'll try.
Seashell: Don't- Don't talk about the cop show....
*players appear*
Peril: At what point has enough of the fandom read Dragonslayer that we can talk about it without people getting mad?
Nightflyer: We'll give em another few weeks, just in case.
Joy: MURDERBASKET.
Kelp: Not yet, Joy.
Joy: M U R D E R B A S K E T
Deathbringer: stOP.
Seashell: Speaking of Glorybringer,
Glory: Literally no one mentioned glorybringer, but I'm listening.
Air: We finally got around to flipping through the graphic novel for the Hidden Kingdom.
Nightflyer: Unpopular opinion- fanart is better than the graphic novel version of Deathbringer.
Nightflyer: I MEAN COME ON, LOOK AT IT. Would you rather have this-
Nightflyer: Or THIS-
Nightflyer: I stand my by decision.
Deathbringer: *shrugs*
Deathbringer: Either way I'm gorgeous.
Glory: *facetalons*
Air: *sighs happily* It's been too long since we've done a glorybringer dare.
Sunny: Glorybringer dare? YESSSSSSSS
Deathbringer: Please be singing, please be singing-
Joy: Deathbringer has to sing 'Just the girl' by click five to Glory.
Deathbringer: YES! NEVER HEARD OF THAT SONG, BUT YES!
Glory: As long as it's not as bad as the Starlight Express one of the Moana parody-
Deathbringer: *grins smugly*
Glory: DON'TYOUDARE-
Deathbringer: I see what's happenin' here....
Deathbringer: You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange!
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that dragons never change-
Glory: I will literally STAB YOU-
Deathbringer: Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, Deathbringer, breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the scales, the bod!
When you're staring at a killing-god
Glory: DEATHY-
Deathbringer: What can I say except I'm sexy! So GLORY WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME-
Glory: I hate you.
Deathbringer: I don't know what you're talking about, that was my best number ever.
Deathbringer: See me hustle, Feel my muscle, Puuuuuuuuumping iron!
Glory: Why do I like you?
Tsunami: You have terrible taste in men?
Glory: LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER!
Tsunami: Hey, Riptide is MUCH better than your stupid assassin.
Glory: He's WEBS'S SON.
Tsunami:.......We over look that.
Riptide: Ladies, ladies, please! You're BOTH right!
Glory/Tsunami: SHUT UP RIPTIDE!
Sunny: This is why I leave my boyfriend at home.
Fatespeaker: Okay, but there are thousands of dragons in the world, right?
Starflight: Yes.
Fatespeaker: So like, what are the ODDS that both Tsunami AND Clay end up dating the children of their guardians?
Starflight: Uh.... *starts calculating*
Rainkeeper: We really need someone who understands odds.
Air: Oh! I know odds!
Rainkeeper: Really?
Air: Yep! For example. Misha Collins has a better chance of licking my elbow than I do.
Nightflyer:
Joy: We need to use more memes.
Rainkeeper: Indeed.
Kelp: Waaaay ahead of you *opens meme creator website*
Nightflyer: Deathbringer! Sing!
Deathbringer: OH! Right.
Air: *hits play on the boombox*
*music starts*
Deathbringer: She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Glory: Oh really?
Deathbringer: She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
Joy: Yeah, Glory would do that.
Deathbringer: She laughs at my dreams
Deathbringer: But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for
Glory: *tries not to blush*
Deathbringer: She can't keep a secret
For more than an hour
Glory: Nope, that's Sunny.
Sunny: HEY!
Deathbringer: She runs on 100 proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
Rainkeeper: Wow, this accuracy hurts.
Deathbringer: What can I do?
I'd do anything for her
Deathbringer: Including murder.
Glory: I know.
Deathbringer: 'cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' forAnd when she sees it's me
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Is still ringin' in my head
Still ringin' in my head
Glory: STALKER!
Deathbringer: She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
Oh, I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin' forJust the girl
I'm lookin' for
I'm lookin' for
I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin'for
All: *cheers*
Glory: You're an idiot.
Deathbringer: Yeah, but I'm your idiot.
Glory: Yup. *kisses him*
All: *squeals cause GLORYBRINGER*
Kelp: And now, memes.
Joy: We should have a meme for every chapter.
Kelp: Yes. Yes we should.