Nightflyer: I will nOT STAND FOR THIS DARE!
Seashell: Nightflyer-
Nightflyer: DISNEY IS AN EVIL CORRUPT CORPORATION!!!
Seashell: Nightflyer-
Nightflyer: I WILL NOT STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL! I WILL NEVER GIVE INTO THEIR WAYS OR THEIR DREADED DISNEY PLUS! YOU CAN BUY OUT EVERYONE ELSE WALT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!! NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Seashell: What about now?
Nightflyer:......
Nightflyer: I hate you. *hugs Baby Yoda and leaves*
*players appear*
Glory: Huh, it's been awhile since we've all been here.
Peril: HA! Winter is still a girl!
Winter: *flips off Peril*
Peril: *laughs more*
Air: GUYS SHUSH WE HAVE VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO COVER TODAY.
Starflight: *whips out a notebook* How detailed should our notes be?
Air:......Do....Do business people take notes...?
Moon: What's the business?
Qibli: Well it's got to be something involving my boyfriend since it's been ages since you last tortured him.
Winter: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
Qibli: My bad. Girlfriend.
Winter: *angry screams*
Joy: EVERYBODY SHUSH WE'RE DOING SOMETHING ADORABLE.
Sunny/Kinkajou: *loud gasp*
Sunny: How adorable?
Kelp: This adorable.
Sunny/Kinkajou: *loud shrieking because CUTENESS*
Clay: What's the actual dare?
Rainkeeper: Just react to Baby Yoda.
Starflight: B....BABY YODA??!!?!?!?
Starflight: OH MY MOONS.
Air: *sets up the Mandalorian on a compute and gives it to Starflight*
Air: Go nuts.
Starflight: *tearing up* You're the best daughter in law ever.
Air: I know.
Sunny: *grabs Kelp by the throat*
Sunny: I. DEMAND. BABY. YODA.
Joy: *loads shotgun*
Joy: Hands off.
Sunny: BABY YODA FIRST!!!!!
Seashell: Okay okay! Here.
Sunny: *squeals*
Kinkajou: Turtle, hold me.
Turtle: Why?
Kinkajou: BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE OF CUTENESS.
Turtle: I think you're overreacti-
Kinkajou: *dies of cuteness overload*
Air: Anyone else have a reaction?
Fatespeaker: I WANT 700 OF THEM AND I WANT THEM NOW.
Deathbringer: I'm immune to Baby Yoda's charms.
Glory: LIAR.
Deathbringer: Nope, it's true.
Glory: *shoves picture of Baby Yoda at him*
Deathbringer: NOOOOO!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!!!
Clay: I want to hug it.
Peril: Me too.
Clay: I NEED TO HUG IT.
Peril: ME TOO.
Clay: IS THE BABY FIREPROOF?
Nightflyer: Honey why is the baby on fire?
Air: BuY mE mORE JeWeLRY!!!
Moon: It's so cute I'm gonna cry.
Qibli: LOOK AT THE LAST ONE, HE'S SMILING I CANT-
Winter: Look at this. They're holding hands. I want them dead.
Riptide: Tsunami-
Tsunami: I don't care.
Riptide: But I wANT ONE!
Tsunami: NO!
Riptide: YES!
Amber: *literally crying from cuteness*
Carnelian: Eh, Cliff is cuter.
All: *gasps*
Nightflyer: And THAT BRINGS US TO THE DARE!
Moon: I thought reacting was the dare....
Joy: NOPE! Actually, Winter has to babysit Cliff and Baby Yoda.
All: *freaks out*
Sunny: NONONONONONO!
Fatespeaker: WE CAN'T TRUST HIM WITH THE BABY!!!!
Riptide: HE'LL KILL HIM!!1 PROTECC THE BABY!!!!
Carnelian: Baby Yoda? Fine. bUT I WILL NOT LET THAT DISGRACE TO DRAGONKIND BABYSIT MY SON!
Amber: Oh, so you've officially adopted Cliff now?
Carnelian: I'M LITERALLY MARRIED TO RUBY, OF COURSE I TOOK THAT OPPORTUNITY TO ADOPT THE CINNABUN SKYWING PRINCE!
Rainkeeper: Don't worry, you can all play with Baby Yoda later.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Winter appears in a room with Cliff and Baby Yoda*
Winter: Huh. He's smaller than I thought he'd be.
Cliff: HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Baby Yoda: *makes happy noise and waves*
Winter: *sighs*
Winter: Hi Cliff. Yoda.
Cliff: Didn't you used ta be a boy?
Winter: I'M STILL A BOY SHUT UP!!!!
Cliff/Yoda: *stares*
Cliff/Yoda: *cries cause Winter yelled and he's scary when he yells*
Winter: Oh no.
Winter: What the hell-CLIFF YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU WERE LAST TIME I BABYSAT AND YOU DIDN'T CRY AT ALL LAST TIME! WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW?!!??!
Cliff: Because you didn't YELL LAST TIME!
Cliff: AND I DON'T LIKE YOU! I WANT MOMMY!
Winter: You got it. RUBY!!!!
Cliff: I WANT OTHER MOMMY!!!
Winter: Oh for the love of- ME YOU HATE, BUT CARNELIAN YOU LOVE??? WHAT LOGIC IS THAT?!?!?!
Yoda: *squeaks and pins Winter to the wall with force magic*
Cliff: *stops crying and starts laughing*
Winter: *struggling to breathe*
Winter: Ack- NOBODY SAID THE BABY WAS MAGIC!!!!!
*several hours later*
Joy: *opens the door*
*All run in to check on the baby*
Cliff: MOMMA 'NEILIAN! *hugs Carnelian*
Carnelian: Alright Winter... You live today.
Winter: *is covered in spit, scratches, and bite marks*
Winter: I hate children.
Joy: At least you kept your mental sanity this time.
Winter: WHAT MENTAL SANITY?!!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW QUEEN SUNSHINE OF THE SCREAMYWINGS HATES CHILDREN!?!?! I EAT THEIR FINGERS LIKE BREADSTICKS AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Winter: WHERE ARE MY SERVANTS?!?!?!
Qibli: *salutes* Princess Capricorn reporting for duty, ma'am.
Winter: GOOD! LET'S GO TO OLIVE GARDEN, I WANT ITALIAN FOOD WITH ENOUGH SALT TO MAKE A NEW OCEAN!!
Winter: *storms out*
Kelp: One day, you should combine the insanity of everyone in one dare.
Nightflyer: That's- that's such a good idea....
Players: *still freaking out over baby Yoda*
Sunny: HE'S SLEEPING!
Kinkajou: HE'S SO TINY!!!!
All: *squeals*