Joy: Ha. Part 169.
Air: *walks in hugging Jack Kline from Supernatural*
Joy: What-
Nightflyer: *following Air*
Nightflyer: Air, we talked about this.
Air: And your point is stupid, so I'm not gonna follow it. *keeps hugging Jack*
Nightflyer: You HAVE TO LET HIM GO HOME-
Air: NOOOOOO!!!!
Nightflyer: But he'll be happy there!
Air: BUT I WANT TO HUG HIM!!!!
Nightflyer: You've been hugging him for FIFTEEN HOURS!!!!
Air: Not long enough.
Nightflyer: *rubs at head because sometimes Air just gives you a headache*
Nightflyer: Have you at least fed him?
Air: Of course, he's on a steady diet of cinnamon rolls, although I think that might be cannibalism.
Nightflyer: *sighs*
*players appear*
Tsunami: Sup my bastards.
Seashell: What?
Riptide: Tsunami, we've been over it. JUST BECAUSE I'M LOW RANKING IN THE SEA KINGDOM, DOESN'T MEAN OUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
Tsunami: Ooooohhh, I think it dooooesss!!
Riptide: *growls*
Kelp: I've been called a bastard more times than I can count so yeah, I think that's accurate.
Joy: You're not a bastard!
Joy: Nightflyer is, but we're not gonna talk about that.
Nightflyer: Are you insulting me, or are we debating the actual meaning of the word bastard....
Rainkeeper: I don't know anymore. SUNNY!
Sunny: Oh! YES!
Rainkeeper: How do you feel about the dragons you play Truth or Dare with?
Sunny: Oh, that's easy. I love them!
Hosts:.........
Joy: Yeaaaahhhhhhh, we'll see about that.
Kelp: *hooks Sunny up to a lie detector*
Joy: *ties Sunny to a chair*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Clay: What's going on?
Nightflyer: Sunny here has to tell us what she thinks about everybody in Truth or Dare.
Joy: Because, to quote our darer "no one's truly as nice as Sunny without having hatred to someone."
Air: We're not sure how accurate that is, but we're about to find out.
Clay: That's not true! Sunny loves us!
Seashell: Yeah, but just in case, I took away the part of her personality that stops her from saying things because she thinks they'll hurt your feelings.
Glory: So....You've removed Sunny's verbal filter?
Joy: Yup.
Starflight: So this is her honest, unfiltered opinion about all of us?
Nightflyer: And the JW and us hosts, yes.
DOD:........
Tsunami: Nothing will change.
Starflight: *grabs Sunny* DO YOU LOVE ME??!?!?!?!?!?
Sunny: Of course!
Starflight: *screams*
Sunny: As a brother.
Starflight:........
Starflight: *throws talons up and leaves*
Fatespeaker: Nightflyer, Rainkeeper, any of you boys have something with alcohol in it?
Rainkeeper: *pulls a rope and a bar drops out of the side of the wall*
Rainkeeper: Drinks on the house, girl. Go nuts.
Joy: So, Sunny, let's start with Clay.
Sunny: I love Clay! He's my big, chubby big brother and he'll do anything to protect me.
Clay: You.....
Clay: You think I'm chubby?
Sunny: Yup! Maybe you should lay off the extra cows, buddy.
Joy: *burst out laughing*
Peril: *smoking like barbecue*
Clay: Oh......
Rainkeeper: What about Tsunami?
Sunny: I've heard injured frogs sing better.
Tsunami: Wow Sunny, tell us how you REALLY feel.
Sunny: That's what I'm doing. Then again, you weren't always the smartest dragonet. Better than Clay, but not by much.
Tsunami: *gasps*
Riptide: Oh shit.
Sunny: But you're my fierce, blood lusting sister and I love you. You're surprisingly a lot like Clay, you just won't admit it.
Tsunami: ME? Like CLAY?
Tsunami: This is offending and unnecessary.
Clay: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
Peril: Nothing, you're perfect!
Clay: No I'm not! I'm chubby and dumb! *cries*
Sunny: *doesn't care about feelings anymore*
Sunny: Glory's cool.
Glory: Knew it.
Sunny: But also emotionally unstable. A total badass queen though.
Glory: What....What was that second point again?
Sunny: You're also my sister and I love you, and you picked a good boyfriend, even if you don't appreciate him.
Glory: I-that-
Deathbringer: Hey, YEAH! Unfiltered Sunny's got a point!
Sunny: Starflight is by far the smartest dragon I know.
Starflight: HA! Take THAT Glory!
Sunny: But he's in love with me and that's creepy because he's my brother and I love him. He's also horrible to his girlfriend, and Fatespeaker deserves better.
Fatespeaker: WELL IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME SOMEBODY SAID IT.
Sunny: Fatespeaker is actually really awesome, I don't know why she gets picked on so much. If it weren't for the fake visions, I'd have nothing bad to say about her.
Fatespeaker: PREACH!!!!!
Sunny: Deathbringer is one of the most terrifying dragons I've ever met, if only for the fact that he can act so casual before slaughtering someone.
Deathbringer: *looks proud* I'm not ashamed.
Sunny: But he's also awesome and I want him to be my best friend.
Deathbringer: I KNOW.
Sunny: Riptide's okay, I guess.
Riptide:.....Just.... OKAY?
Sunny: I mean, I don't really have a lot to go off with you. You're helpful, so that's something, I guess.....You're better than your dad.
Riptide:......I'll take it.
Sunny: And Peril......
Peril: Yes?
Sunny:.........Peril needs therapy.
Peril:.....Yeah....Yeah, she's got a point.
Joy: What about us hosts?
Sunny: Air has an unhealthy addiction to supernatural, Nightflyer deserves more love for putting up with that and part of me wonders if he's secretly more intelligent than Starflight-
Starflight: *gasps* How DARE-
Nightflyer: -you say something so controversial, yet so true?
Starflight: HOW DARE YOU-
Nightflyer: -STAND WHERE HE STOOD.
Starflight:......STOP-
Nightflyer: HAMMER TIME.
Kelp: *starts dancing*
Sunny: Kelp, on the other talon, is the one sane one here, but since he's with Joy, I don't think it's that sane, unless the relationship is purely physical, in which case it makes a lot more sense.
Kelp: I-
Joy: *red face*
Joy: SHUT UP.
Seashell: What's the matter Joy? You love it when everyone else is made uncomfortable, but you can't take it yourself?
Joy: *punches Seashell*
Kelp: SUNNY'S WRONG.
Seashell: *clutching her bleeding snout* Are you su-
Kelp: It's TRUE LOVE! *hits Seashell with a guitar*
Sunny: I take it back, Kelp isn't sane. But also Joy is completely mentally unstable and should probably be locked in a psych ward for further evaluation even though I think she's awesome.
Rainkeeper: We need to bring back to the verbal filter.
Sunny: Seashell is the group's punching bag, and she wouldn't have to be if she would just stop saying things that pissed off the rest of them-
Seashell: NEVER!
Sunny: But then again, she gets that from her mother, soooo
Tsunami: EXCUSE ME?!?!!?
Sunny: Rainkeeper is the group's concerned parent and most likely the first to get gray hair.
Rainkeeper: Dragons don't have hair.....
Sunny: But he's cool too.
Air: And the JW?
Sunny: Carnelian is a closet lesbian who's in love with Ruby-
Carnelian: *falls out of a nearby closet*
Carnelian: I AM NOT!
All:.........
Carnelian:.........
Carnelian: I'm a lesbian who's married and in love with Ruby....
Sunny: And I ship it and help Cliff compose love ballads about the two of you.
Carnelian: That was YOU?!!?!?
Sunny: Kinkajou reminds me of me if I was a rainbow on a sugar high, and for that I love her.
Joy: Okay, FACTS.
Turtle: *walks in*
Sunny: Turtle is a shy, neglected child that needs a hug and Kinkajou's love, but the universe has singled him out to have a life a misery, so I know nothing will work out for him.
Turtle: I came out to have a good time, and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now *leaves*
Tsunami: Well that's.....pessimistic.
Glory: *gasps* NO WAY. YOU know the word pessimistic?
Tsunami: *punches Glory*
Deathbringer: *punches Tsunami*
Riptide: *punches Deathbringer*
Glory: *punches Riptide*
Tsunami: *punches Glory*
*endless punching cycle begins*
Sunny: Amber is fabulous, and sometimes I cry because she'll never invite me to her parties, which are probably the greatest events in all of Pyrrhia.
Clay: Dude, just take my invite! I never go.
Sunny:.......THAT'S NOT THE POINT, CLAY.
Sunny: Moon needs therapy.
Nightflyer: Probably true-
Sunny: And Moonbli is better than Winterwatcher, but honestly, I think I'm on Umbli's side because I don't think Winter is good enough for Qibli, who is basically my little brother whether he likes it or not. Winter has a stick up his ass 24/7.
Joy: *takes large sip of water*
Joy: *spit takes and starts howling with laughter*
Glory: ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY SAID IT, BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS SUNNY.
Peril: I have severely misinterpreted Sunny as a dragon.
Sunny: So yeah, that's my opinion on everyone.
Seashell: Okay, well, here's your verbal filter back. *snaps talons*
Sunny: Oh. MY. Moons.
Sunny: WHY DID I SAY THOSE THINGS!?!?!? I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN-
All: Yes you did.
Sunny: I'M SORRY!!!!!
Rainkeeper: You know, I think I like Sunny better without a verbal filter.
Joy: It is more entertaining. Now, if you'll excuse us hosts, we have more important things to do with our time.
Riptide: Like what?
Kelp: Definitely not watching....Markiplier videos....instead of doing anything we should be doing....
Nightflyer: *slowly closes laptop* Definitely not.