A/N: Apologies for the late update, it's Midterm time at my school and I have 7 so I've been running around like a stressed chicken trying to find and reattach the head that it just got chopped off. If that even made sense, idk, my brain is fried, I'm tired, sorry if this part sucks- my exams end after Thursday, so updates will return to normal after that, Apologies in advance if there isn't another update until then.
Also does anybody have Webtoon, because I've been sucked into it and the story Lore Olympus and I'm obsessed.
Haze: *frantically shoving weapons into a closet*
Shore: What- What are you doing?
Haze: *is holding a pile of spears and rifles*
Haze: What's it look like?
Shore: Like you're stockpiling for World War 3.
Haze: No.....Well...... kinda. *shoves weapons in closet and locks it*
Permafrost: *shows up with dozens of different kinds of locks and starts putting them on the door*
Shore: What is HAPPENING-
Ember: We're afraid of Air.
Shore:......Okay, that's not right.
Ember: Read them dare. Then you'll understand.
Shore: *reads dare*
Shore:.......
Shore: Oh no.
*players appear*
Air: HI!
Hosts: *scream in fear*
Air: Ummmmmmmmm
Joy: Oh come on guys, I know we're scary, but we're not THAT scary.
Kelp: Well-
Joy: In this scenario, I don't count. I am my own category of fear inducing dragon.
Rainkeeper: That makes sense.
Ander: *runs over and whispers the dare to Joy*
Joy: WHAT!
Ember: Yeaaahhhhhhh
Joy: NO.
Shore: Gotta do it.....
Joy: I mean- I LOVE EVIL DARES, BUT THIS?????
Permafrost: Unfortunately.
Rainkeeper: Joy, is there something you'd like to share with the class?
Joy: Um
Shore: Um
Ember: UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joy: Yeah, okay.
Joy: THIS IS AN EVIL EVIL EVIL DARE.
Kelp: We gathered that- what's the dare?
Joy:.....*whispers dare to Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: Oh.......Oh Noooooooooooooo
Joy: Yeah, so how do I NOT die?
Nightflyer: You- you don't.
Joy: Well in that case, SURE!
Joy: *snaps talons and a picture appears in her talons*
Air: Whatcha....whatcha got there?
Joy: Oh this? It's nothing. Just your Misha Collins autograph. *holds it up*
Air:.....what?
Hosts: *set up riot shields*
Hosts: *grab Rainkeeper, Kelp, Seashell, and Nightflyer and drag them behind the shields*
Hosts: *dive behind the shields in terror*
Air: Can I have it back?
Joy: Hmmmmmmmmmmm- nah. *tips it up*
All: *screams in fear*
Air:...................
Joy:.......Air?
Air:......*twitches slightly*
Joy: Are......Are you mad?
Air: *stares at Joy*
Air: No. I'm not mad.
Joy:.........What?
Air: no. I'm not mad.
Joy: *starts sweating nervously* But this is like, your most prized possession ever, and I destroyed it. I thought you'd be going a little psycho, haha......
Nightflyer: *curls up in a ball and awaits the inevitable blastwave*
Air: No. I'm not mad.
Ander: HATARI!!!! HATARI!!!!! HATARIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Ember: Um, translation?
Shore: Danger....
Air: What danger? I'm. Not. Mad.
Joy: Oh.... well then this was pointless. *throws ripped shreds of autograph away*
Air: *literally EXPLODES into flames and punches Joy all the way across the room and through the nearest wall*
Joy: AH-
All: *start screaming*
Air: I SAT THROUGH 15 SEASONS OF THE BEST, MOST HEARTBREAKING AND GAY MONSTER SHOW OF ALL TIME AND IT RUINED ME!!! BOTH IN REFERENCES, SOCIETY, IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL NEVER ATTEND A SUPERNATURAL CON AND MEET MY HEROES, AND IN THE FIC THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED.
Air: AND THE ONE- THE ONE CHANCE I GOT TO MEET MY FAVORITE SCAVENGER AND HE GAVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH, THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN EXISTENCE TO ME BESIDES NIGHTFLYER-
Nightflyer: Aw-
Joy: *cowers further*
Air: YOU RUINED THE ONE PIECE OF MISHA COLLINS I WILL EVER HAVE AND FOR THAT I WILL END THEE!!!!
Air: *screams loudly and attacks Joy*
Nightflyer: *covers his ears and shuts his eyes*
Nightflyer: Tell me when it's over.
Rainkeeper: *quietly covers Ember's eyes*
Kelp: *hugs Shore and Ander* You're not gonna wanna see this....
Shore: *covers his ears and nods*
Ander: *scrambles away* Yes I do!!!
Ander: I WANNA SEE HOW OTHER DRAGONS SLAUGHTER THEIR BEST FRIENDS!!
Other Hosts: *slide away from Ander and cower*
Air: *rips Joy to literal pieces in the most violent way imaginable*
Air: *stops, covered in blood, partially on fire, and sobs*
Air: *cries*
All: *staring in horror*
Haze: A-air?
Air: WHAT!??!?!
All: *jumps back*
Haze: Just thought you'd like to know that the autograph was only a copy, not the real one. We didn't want to upset you that much.
Air: So.....I killed my best friend for nothing?
Permafrost: Yeaaahhhhhh
Air:.....NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSE!!! *starts crying again*
*Joy respawns*
Air: I'M SO SORRY!!!
Joy: Are you kidding?
Joy: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD!!!
Joy: YOUR TORTURING WAS FLAWLESS!!