Seashell: Well it's official. New year, NEW ME!
Air: New Year, same me. I made a supernatural reference a minute before it became 2020.
Nightflyer: New year, new me! I'm switching from Harry Potter trash to COMPLETE STARKID TRASH BECAUSE DAMMIT I LOVE THEM.
Joy: New year, Same me because I'm perfect and don't need to change.
*players appear*
Winter: NO!!!
Rainkeeper: Relax Winter, we're not solely torturing you today.
Winter: So...I'm not alone in the dare?
Joy: Nope.
Winter: *grabs Qibli and Moon*
Winter: I WON'T LET YOU HURT THEM ANYMORE!
Kelp: What, was your New Year's Resolution to be nicer or something?
Qibli: Um..... Not quite.
Moon: We think whatever you did to make him a girl is starting to throw his hormones out of whack.
Qibli: He's got weird mood swings now.
Winter: *crying*
Winter: I JUST REALLY DON'T LIKE SEEING THEM HURT, OKAY?
Air: That's ok-
Winter: SHUT UP!!!!
Air: *stumbles back*
Nightflyer: *growls*
Carnelian: Can we get on with the dare? Some of us have things to do, people to see-
Amber: Things to see, people to do-
Turtle: We're all very busy.
Joy: With WHAT. This game is your life.
Amber: Yeah but I have to go explain to the Drag Queen Society or Pyrrhia that I'm technically no longer a drag queen because I'm actually a girl.
Rainkeeper: Yeah, okay that makes sense.
Joy: But that can wait til later because right now.....
Seashell: YOU'RE ALL GONNA SING BE PREPARED FROM THE LION KING, WHICH I'M ABOUT 87% POSITIVE WE HAVEN'T DONE BEFORE.
Players:........
Kinkajou: What's the Lion King?
Seashell:......Oh my sweet summer child....
Joy: Oh, if y'all ever want something funny, say Kinkajou's name to people who've never read Wings of Fire. The reaction is hilarious.
Nightflyer: According to that, people think it's a kink version of Pikachu or something.
Seashell: EVERYBODY SHUT UP THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THE LION KING AND THEY NEED TO BE EDUMACATED RIGHT NOW.
Air: Oooooo yes! They have to meet Rafiki!!!! He's the best!!!!
Rainkeeper: Live Action or Original?
Seashell: ORIGINAL BECAUSE THE LIVE ACTION WAS OKAY, BUT THE ORIGINAL WAS FUNNIER.
Nightflyer: The- The LION KING. THE SADDEST DISNEY MOVIE SINCE BAMBI- AND YOU SAY IT'S FUNNY
Seashell: *clicks play*
Seashell: Yes.
*One movie later*
All but Carnelian: *crying over Mufasa*
Amber: HOW ARE YOU NOT CRYING?!?!
Carnelian: I don't cry.
Amber: NEITHER DOES JOY, AND SHE'S BAWLING!
Joy: HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE HIS SON OKAY, HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE FOR THAT!
Kelp: *passes her the tissues*
Turtle: EVEN WINTER'S CRYING!
Winter: *wiping tears away*
Winter: Nobody tell my family about this shit, okay?
Qibli: So don't text them....Got it....
Winter: QIBLI!
Rainkeeper: And now that you all know the song.... *clicks music on*
Players: *start singing*
Winter: I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
Carnelian: But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
Moon: If allied to my vision and brain
Qibli: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
Moon: But thick as you are, pay attention *slaps Winter on the back of the head*
Winter: My words are a matter of pride
Turtle: It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
Kinkajou: But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
Amber: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
Moon: A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Qibli: And where do we feature?
Turtle: Just listen to teacher
Amber: I know it sounds sordid
Winter: But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
Carnelian: And injustice deliciously squared
All: Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Kinkajou: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
Amber: The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
Winter: The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
Amber: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Carnelian: Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Moon: Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Qibli: Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
Winter: And seen for the wonder I am
All: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Hosts: *cheers*
Rainkeeper: The perfect song to start a new year of T or D, really, since everybody better be prepared for the chaos that will unfold.
Joy: And also because this is probably the year the Disney corporation buys the rest of the world.
Kinkajou: At this point, I don't think we can be prepared for anything.
Qibli: So true.
Kelp: I think Be Prepared is my favorite villain song.
Joy: Mine is Friends on the Other Side.
Rainkeeper: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Nightflyer: Mother Knows Best. Mother Gothel was the most realistic and disturbing villain besides the hunter that killed Bambi's mom.
Joy: He's the only successful Disney Villain, really.
Air: OH! We should have them sing all the Disney villain songs!!
JW: NO.
Hosts: YES!
Turtle: *snaps talons and turns into a cow*
Turtle: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Joy: You're excused.
Turtle: *runs away*
Kinkajou: Dammit Turtle TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!