A/N: GUYS I MADE A LOGO CHECK IT OUT ^
Ember: Well I hope everyone had a nice holiday.
Haze: And now we can focus on the new issue.
Permafrost: Which is....
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: IS EVERYBODY READY TO SEE WITH 2020 VISION????
Air: You have no idea. *sharpens demon killing knife*
Joy: Um, Air? You good?
Air: There are approximately 2 weeks, 5 days, 3 hours, and 21 minutes until Episode 9, Destiel Paradise, airs.
Air: And I will be ready.
All: *quietly back up a step*
Ember: You're a lot scarier in this game than you usually are.
Air: Oh I'm sorry!! I don't mean to be!!
Nightflyer: THERE! THERE SHE IS! MY PURE, INNOCENT BEAN! *hugs Air*
Air:.....I feel like I should be apologizing to you too now.
Nightflyer: No, this is good.
Ander: *starts cackling*
Kelp: Oh no.
Joy: Kelp, she's amused by something, get the riot shields for protection.
Shore: You guys get riot shields?
Rainkeeper: Uh, TEAH. Something's got to protect us from the wrath of the players. Don't you guys have them?
Permafrost: No.
Joy: They were supposed to come in the box of Host stuff Seashell gave you.
Haze:....What box?
Air/Joy:.......SEASHELL!!!!!
Seashell: Okay, so I MAY have forgotten about that.
Permafrost: What was in the box anyway?
Joy: The basic weapon supplies you'll need, riot shields, holy water, a coupon for free bleach, an instruction booklet on everything you need to know to irritate the players, who has allergies, who's addicted to cocaine-
Starflight: *drops from the ceiling*
Starflight: SOMEBODY MENTIONED COCAINE?!?!?!?
Rainkeeper: There's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness.
Starflight:......The joke's on you if you think I'm not gonna look for it.
Starflight: *runs out*
Joy: Stuff like that.
Air: Oh! And who's shipped with who.
Nightflyer: As if you needed a reminder. *wraps a wing around Air*
Permafrost: AWWWWW
Haze: Yeaaaahhhhh..... Now let's shatter their little hearts.
Permafrost: WHAT!
Ember: Permafrost, you really gotta start reading the dares ahead of time.
Permafrost: I would, but Number 1, that involves reading, and number 2, IT WASTES VALUABLE SHIPPING TIME.
Shore: Well that's-
Ander: No no. He's got a point there.
Joy: *gasps*
Joy: OH MY MOONS, SHE MADE A REFERENCE I'M SO PROUD.
Ander: Only fools do not reference the majesty of The Emperor's New Groove
Rainkeeper: Okay, back up here. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT BREAKING MY OTP'S HEARTS?
Shore: Oh teah, the dare!
Kelp: Did you just say teah?
Shore: TEAH!
Rainkeeper: *high fives him*
Joy:........You are no longer my son.
Shore:......Worth it.
Haze: We need Nightflyer to fall out of a 100ft tree
Ember: Which is 33.3333 yards for everyone that uses the Metric System.
Air: The metric system is STUPID. Everyone knows the imperial is SO MUCH MORE POPULAR!
Nightflyer: Um....Air? Only three countries still use the imperial system....
Air: What? That's not-
Nightflyer: *unfurls map*
Air:.....Well then.....
Air: I GUESS THE COOLEST COUNTRIES ARE LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND THE USA!
Hosts: *facetalons*
Nightflyer: I'm just going to be impressed that you could name all of those countries and leave it at that. Where is the tree?
Ander: *snaps talons*
*Nightflyer appears in super tall tree*
*Air and Joy appear away from the tree*
Air: Wait, why are we over here?
Joy: I've been told you have to watch him fall, and I have to hold you back so you can't help him.
Air: WHAT! But he'll DIE!!!!
Joy: Yeah.
Air: AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?!?!?!!?!?
Joy:.........Yeah.
Air:.......WELL I'M NOT! *lunges forward*
Joy: *holds her back*
Joy: Nope.
Air: *screeches in fear and rage*
*Meanwhile in the tree*
Nightflyer: That's uh.... kinda a long drop....
Haze: *binds his wings shut so he won't fly*
Haze: Yeah, we know.
Nightflyer: You know there are easier ways to kill me than this, right?
Permafrost: KILL YOU?!?!?
Permafrost: OH no, we're not doing that.
Nightflyer: What?
Ember: There's a bunch of pillows on the ground for you to land on so that the ship doesn't die.
Nightflyer: Oh. Okay.
Nightflyer:.......Air doesn't know that, does she?
Shore: NOPE.
Ander: Any final words before you jump?
Nightflyer: Yeah, can somebody say the killing curse so that I can do an epic fall like Dumbledore?
Rainkeeper: I got you.
Nightflyer: Severus....Please....
Rainkeeper: Avada Kevadra.
Nightflyer: *falls out of the tree*
Air: *screams*
Joy: *holds her back*
Air: NIGHTFLYER!!!! WHY ISN'T HE USING HIS WINGS?!?!?!?
Joy: They probably bound them.
Air: *screams louder and fights her*
Air: LET GO OF ME, I CAN CATCH HIM- NIGHTFLYER!!!!! *screams louder*
Nightflyer: *lands safely on pillows*
Nightflyer: That was actually kinda fun, not gonna lie*
Joy: *lets go of Air*
Air: *bolts over and drops beside Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: I'm fi-
Air: *hugs him*
Air: PILLOWS?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!!?
Haze: Haha, yeaaaaaaahhhhh
Air: I HATE ALL OF YOU......EXCEPT EMBER.
Ember: *looks proud*
Hosts:.......
Haze: *shoves Ember out of the tree*