Shore: Ah, for once, the Jade Winglet is getting a break.
*players appear*
Air: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS ON BREAK???
Nightflyer: Oh here we go.
Haze: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO AN INTRO!
Joy: Eh, you got a line, that's good enough.
Haze: *screech of rage*
Air: *louder screech*
Air: DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING ON THEIR SECOND HONEYMOON AND I DON'T GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT UNTIL JANUARY. AAAHHHHH!!!
Seashell: Hey Ember, let's compare calendars- when should we start doing Christmas related stuff?
Ember: Ummmmm Now?
Seashell: Now is good.
Rainkeeper: What's our dare?
Ander: *slams a bottle down* DRINK.
Kelp: What?
Rainkeeper: You heard her. *grabs bottle and starts chugging it*
Ander: DRINK LIKE YOU'RE ODIN ABOUT TO ENTER THE REALM OF VALHALLA.
Joy: Since when do you know Morse stuff?
Ander: Since a Norse man named Dean Ackles moved in with me.
Air:.....I'm sorry.....
Air: WHAT WAS THAT NAME?!?!?!
Ander: You heard me. Now drink. *snaps talons*
*bar full of alcohol appears*
Joy: *makes a martini worthy of James Bond and starts drinking*
Joy: So is there a reason for this, or...?
Permafrost: *unfurls scroll with the dare on it*
Permafrost: Y'all have to get drunk, Kelp is in charge of Joy-
Kelp: Oh dear.
Nightflyer: Oh deer.
Seashell: DO'H!
Air: A DEER!
Rainkeeper: A FEMALE DEER!
Kelp: *facetalons*
*several drinks later*
Hosts: *completely TRASHED*
Shore: I don't know how I feel about seeing my parents drunk.
Ember: Speak for yourself.
Nightflyer: So, like, HAGRID, MAN.
Kelp: What?
Nightflyer: CAUSE HIS MOM I-IS A GIANT.
Kelp: Ohhhh yeaaaaahhhh
Nightflyer: BUT HIS DAD. IS A SCAVENGER.
Kelp: Whu?
Nightflyer: SO LIKE.....HOW.
Kelp: How what?
Nightflyer: PFFFFFFFFFFT
Rainkeeper: Remus's really got me thinkin', cause like.....What DOES deodorant taste like?
Air: *has a ton of shots lined up*
Joy: What are you doing?
Air: Nightflyer. But not now cause I'm busy.
Air: *picks up shot*
Air: Dis one is for when Mary burned. *downs shot*
Air: Dis one is for stabbed Sammy *downs shot*
Air: Dis one is for dead John *pours shot on the floor*
Air: See that one was proly poisoned cause FREAKIN JOHN.
Joy:.......You have issues.
Air: NO I HAVE TISSUES, WANNA SEE
Haze: No-
Air: *pulls out a box of kleenex*
Air: THESE ARE SUPER SOFT, AND- *hiccups and falls down*
Air: Ooooooo, soft tissue floorrrrrr
Kelp: OY! JOY!
Joy: YEP.
Kelp: I'm suppose' to be watchin you.
Joy: But yer ALWAYS watchin me *winks*
Kelp: *falls down giggling*
Rainkeeper: HE'S AN IDIOT, JOY.
Joy: Nah, he's a cutie.
Permafrost: Hey Joy come here!
Joy: Yea?
Permafrost: *shoves her in a closet and locks the door*
Joy: I'm sorry, THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE- I'M NOT WINTER, REMEMBER?
Macaw: Oh, I don't think there's been a mistake at all.
Joy: *screams*
Kelp: *jumps up*
Kelp: WHERE'S THE KOY FISH?!?!?!
Nightflyer: In a POND *laughs*
Kelp: NO, I MEAN MY KOY FISH!!!
Haze: Closet.
KElp: WHY??!!?!?
Haze: She's gotta kill Macaw.
Kelp: YOU DIDN'T TELL US THAT!!!
Permafrost: Well we just figured as soon as we shoved her in there, she'd kill him.
*in the closet*
Joy: *screaming and repeatedly bitchslapping Macaw*
Macaw: Why do you smell like bourbon?
Joy: BREAD PUDDING- WHICH IS WHAT YOU'RE BRAIN'S GONNA BE!!!
*Meanwhile*
Nightflyer: Lie down with me, Watson.
Ember: Umm......
Air/Nightflyer: *lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling*
Air: Sssshhhhh, sit with usssss.
Ember: *lies down between Air and Nightflyer*
Ember: How drunk are you guys?
Air: *stares at Ember*
Air: You're- you're like a fire painting....But like....Nightflyer....
Nightflyer: What?
Air: *pokes Ember's face and giggles*
Air: NIGHTY, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU.
Nightflyer: I knooooowwww
Air: BUT WHY?
Nightflyer: Cause he's our son, I thinks.
Air: *gasps* REALLYS?!!?!?
Ember: Yep.
Air: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!!
Ember: I have a sister too.
Air/Nightflyer: *gasp louder*
Nightflyer: WOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
Seashell: So Imma change my major.
Rainkeeper: Your what?
Seashell: MY major.
Rainkeeper: to what?
Seashell: Wumbo.
Rainkeeper: WHAT?
Seashell: Y'know! WUMBO! Wumbology! The study of wumbo!! I wumbo, YOU wumbo, HE, SHE, WE WUMBO, Wumboing, the act of wumbo-
Rainkeeper: DUMBO WUMBO.
Seashell: YES EXACTLY!
Joy: *has bitchslapped Macaw to death*
Joy:.......
Joy: Why does my hand hurt?
Kelp: *breaks down the closet door and promptly faceplants*
Joy: KELPO!!!!
Kelp: KOY FISH!
Joy:.......
Kelp:.......
Joy: *faceplants beside him*
Joy/Kelp: *dissolves into laughter*
Haze: Huh. I thought they'd be more violent as drunks.
Shore: I thought there'd be more making out.
Permafrost: I....I'm writing the fluff on this, this is too pure.
Ember: GUYS! HELP ME.
Air/Nightflyer: *booping him on the nose and laughing*
Ander: No.
Seashell: GUYS WE GOTTA SING A CHRISTMAS SONG!
Joy: I GOT ONE!
Kelp: OKAY GO.
Joy: JINGLE BELLS,
Rainkeeper: THE DARE JAR SMELLS,
Air: AMBER'S FUDGIN' GAAAAY
Nightflyer: OH WHAT FUN IS TO PLAY
All: TRUTH OR DARE ALL DAY!!!!!