Joy: *reading Empire of Storms*
Joy: *screams and throws book*
Kelp: What happened this time?
Joy: I- *screech* ASTERIN- *screams in rage*
Joy: I'M GONNA MURDER MANON'S GRANDMOTHER.
Nightflyer: *flips ahead ten chapters*
Nightflyer: If she doesn't do that herself.
Joy: WHAT! *shoves Nightflyer and takes the book, reading frantically*
Rainkeeper: Don't you just love reading? It's so relaxing.
Hosts: *vividly remember all the times they've screamed, cried, thrown things, smashed their faces against a table, laughed loudly in a quiet room full of people, broken things, and sworn profusely while reading*
Air: Yes......Relaxing....
*players appear*
Kinkajou: Make it quick, we have to practice for the Jade Mountain talent show.
Joy: Hang on. *gets mouthful of water, and spits it out in Winter's face*
Winter:.....Ew.
Joy: *bursts out laughing* The WHAT?
Turtle: Kinkajou entered the entire Jade Winglet in a talent show against our will, and Sunny won't let anybody back out so we're doomed to perform.
Air: And this performance is when? *checks calendar*
Moon: Next week, and we're severely behind.
Rainkeeper: What talent could you all possibly be doing?
Amber: An epic dance routine choreographed by moi, to the tune of Crazy=Genius, because SOME DRAGONS refused to dance to songs from the new Frozen 2 soundtrack.
Seashell: *gasps* FROZEN 2!!!!!!
Winter: I'M NOT DANCING TO ANOTHER DAM ELSA SONG!
Amber: BUT INTO THE UNKNOWN!!!
Kinkajou/Seashell: *start loudly off-key singing*
Kinkajou/Seashell: Into the unknown!!! INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWNNNN!!!
Kelp: I will pay money to see this performance.
Joy: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Joy: And also SHUT UP so we can do the dare because that's not the song you're singing.
Seashell: Well, today it isn't. I personally think Winter needs to sing every Elsa song, and since we've already checked off Let it Go....
Kelp: *gasps* And he's a girl, so he's a true Disney Princess-
Air: *laughs*
Air: ONE. Elsa was a QUEEN, rewatch the movie. TWO. If Jensen Ackles AND Dean Winchester are classified as Disney Princesses, then male Winter definitely can be.
Joy: Maui is a Disney Princess, prove me wrong.
Rainkeeper: What proof do you have that Jensen Ackles is a Disney Princes-
Nightflyer: Oh no.
Air: *flips open laptop, opens Urban Dictionary.
Joy: *cackling*
Air: See 'Misha Collins' second definition on Urban Dictionary. Amongst the list of items related to said Overlord, you will find this.
Air: Never question my Supernatural knowledge, and furthermore, NEVER QUESTION MY SUPERNATURAL ROYAL FAMILY KNOWLEDGE.
Joy: Royal family. Go.
Air: Queen-Charlie. King- Crowley, no they are not romantically involved, get your face out of the gutter. Princess- Dean. Knight in Shining Gay-mour- Castiel. Prince of the sinnamon cinnamon rolls- Jack. Moose to guard the Kingdom- Sam. Fairy Godmother- Rowena.
Nightflyer: *checks royal heirarchy of fandom*
Nightflyer: It checks out.
Qibli: *sighs* You guys ever remember what dares were like BEFORE Air started watching Supernatural?
All:........
Air: Oh moons, was I innocent.
Nightflyer: *drops and starts crying*
Nightflyer: I MISS THOSE SO MUCH!!!
Joy: There there. *pats Nightflyer on the head*
Rainkeeper: So um.....Amber we need you to sing Rollin in the Deep by Adele.
Amber: *decked out with an Adele T-shirt and hat, clutching an Adele doll*
Amber: *gasps*
Amber: MY TIME HAS COME.
Seashell: But the dare wording TECHNICALLY said Umber, so.....
All: *shushes Seashell*
Kelp: Let her have this.
Amber: Carnie, hold my doll.
Carnelian: I got your doll, babe.
Turtle: Are you guys still married?
Amber: No, we just call each other babe.
Carnelian: As much as I love Amber, we're a BrOTP, not an OTP.
Amber: We were just never meant to be canon, you see. Not when I'm a straight girl and Carnelian is a lesbian Skywing Queen.
Carnelian: I don't have the heart to tell him that Ruby hasn't crowned me her fellow Queen yet.
Kinkajou: I can see why.
Moon: But you're still married to Ruby, right?
Carnelian: Oh yeah.
Moon: *squeals and skips away to do a fangirl dance*
Amber: MAESTRO! *clears throat*
Nightflyer: *boredly presses play on the boombox*
Joy: SPEAKING OF THAT, WE GOT A REAL BOOMBOX.
Nightflyer: AND MY "SAY ANYTHING" FANTASIES ARE ABOUT TO BECOME REALITIES *screeches*
Amber: SHUT UP!!!1
*music starts*
Amber: *jams out as he sings*
Amber: There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark
Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare
Qibli: *starts playing the drums*
Amber: See how I leave with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do
Winter: I don't think I'm underestimating.
Carnelian: Careful Winter. Remember which ones of us fought in the war.
Moon: Sometimes I forget all of you are older than me.
Amber: There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch and its bringing me out the darkThe scars of your love remind me of us
Carnelian: What did Flame do now?
Amber: They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love they leave me breathless, I can't help feeling
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
Kinkajou/Carnelian/Joy: *backup singers* you're gonna wish you never had met me
Amber: Rolling in the deeeeeeep
Joy/Kinkajou/Carnelian: tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep
Amber: You had my heart insiiiiiiiide of your haaand
Carnelian/Kinkajou/Joy: you're gonna wish you never had met me
Amber: And you played it to the beat
Carnelian/Joy/Kinkajou: tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep
Amber: Baby I have no story to be told
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn
Joy: Where's Peril when you need her?
Amber: Think of me in the depths of your despair
Making a home down there 'cause mine sure won't be sharedThe scars of your love remind me of us
Kinkajou/Carnelian/Joy: you're gonna wish you never had met me
Amber/back up singers: They keep me thinking that we almost had it all (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
The scars of your love they leave me breathless, I can't help feeling
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaall (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart insiiiiiiide of your haaand (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)We could've had it aaaaaaaaaaaall
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeep
You had my heart insiiiiiide your aaaaand
But you played it with a beating
All: *dancing around*
Amber: Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turned my sorrow into treasured gold
You pay me back in kind and reap just what you sowwe could've had it aaaaaaall
We could've had it aaaaaall (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
It all, it all, it all, (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaall (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your haaaand (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)We could've had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart insiiiiiiiide your haaand (you're gonna wish you never had met me)
But you played it, you played it, you played it, you played it
To the beat
All: *cheers*
Joy: You need to sing more Adele.
Amber: Don't tell ME that, TELL THE DARERS!
Turtle: Oh please, no more. She sings Adele in her sleep.
Kinkajou: And you know this how?
Turtle: Back when she was Umber, I shared a sleeping cave at JMA with her, remember?
Kinkajou: Oh riiiiight.
Joy: And you are all free for the next three days.
Players: *cheers*
Qibli: *links arms with Moon and struts off*
Qibli: C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place.
Nightflyer: *jumps*
Nightflyer: QIBLI, WAS THAT A AVPM REFERENCE I SENSE?!?!
Amber: C'mon let's go make a tik tok. *skips out with Kinkajou and Carnelian*
Winter:.....
Turtle:......
Winter/Turtle: *sighs and goes to follow their girlfriends*