Hosts: *on the floor surrounded by the hundreds of dares that were in the jar of sorrow*
Hosts: *frantically searching the pile*
Joy: Come on guys, there's got to be at least ONE HALLOWEEN THEMED DARE IN HERE!
Air: Oh! What about this one? They act out a scene from supernatural playing the characters they fit most! Supernatural is Halloween themed!!
Seashell: *slaps dare out of her talons*
Seashell: YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE AWAY ALL OUR READERS THAT DON'T WATCH SUPERNATURAL.
Air: Well EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OVER OBESSED WITH MY FANDOM.
Joy: *starts chanting* Fight, fight, fight-
Rainkeeper: *reaches for popcorn*
Nightflyer: *throws a handful of dares in the air*
Nightflyer: SCREW THIS WE'RE WATCHING SCARY MOVIES AND DOING A HALLOWEEN QUIZ.
Kelp: But dares-
Nightflyer: WE'LL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY, RIGHT NOW IT'S HALLOWEEN AND WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
Rainkeeper: When was the last time we actually vetoed and did a dare of our own?
Hosts:.........
Joy: Dare......2?
Air: Yeah. Dare 2.
*players appear*
Joy: IT'S HALLOWEEN EVERYONE, WHO ARE YOU DRESSING UP AS?
Air: Our scavenger author is Manon from TOG.
Joy: Speaking of Manon, JUST FINISHED QUEEN OF SHADOWS, I LOVE EVERYTHING, now tell us your costumes.
Clay: I'm a marshmallow, and Peril is fire, so together we're ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS, get it? *laughs*
Peril: I don't think it's that funny, but he;s happy, so I'm going with it.
Glory: I'm death.
Deathbringer: Bringer.
Glory: No, just death.
Deathbringer: Well then this is awkward because I'm going as a Queen.
Glory: *facetalons*
Tsunami: I don't dress up for Halloween.
Riptide: And by that she means she refuses to admit that she lost our bet and is dressing up like a Squidbrain.
Tsunami: SHUT UP.
Riptide: I'm gonna be an octopus.
Fatespeaker: I'm going as someone REALLY REALLY SCARY.
Hosts: *gasps*
Joy: The ending of Kingdom of Ash?
Kelp: TAXES?
Nightflyer: Mike Myers?
Air: The writers from Supernatural?
Seashell: The future?
Rainkeeper: *screams in fear*
Fatespeaker: No.... Morrowseer....
Joy: Oh. Okay....
Starflight: I'm a scrollworm.
Sunny: AN ASSASSIN, BECAUSE I AM DARK AND EDGY AND UNFORGIVING.
All:.....*laughs*
Clay: Sure you are, Sunny! *pats her on the head*
Sunny: *scowls*
Carnelian: I was not aware Halloween meant wearing costumes, I'm just hear to restrain Umber.
Umber: I'M GONNA BE A PRIDE FLAG.
Carnelian: He's gonna be a pride flag.
Umber: AND I'M GONNA THROW GLITTER AT PEOPLE.
Carnelian: Like I said. Restrain him.
Kinkajou: I'm a disco ball, and Turtle is John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever.
Turtle: I don't know how we saw that movie, but it's happening.
Qibli: I'm gonna be Winter.
Winter: NO, you're not.
Moon: I'm gonna be that guy from Game of Thrones so I can run ahead of Winter all night and yell "WINTER IS COMING!"
Winter: Somehow, that's worse.
Winter:........
Winter: And I'm going as a zombie.
Rainkeeper: AND US HOSTS ARE DRESSING UP LIKE SANDER SIDES!
Air: I'M ROMAN!
Nightflyer: Logan, obviously.
Rainkeeper: Somehow I was elected to be Patton?
Joy: Because you're the responsible dad of our friend group.
Rainkeeper: Makes sense.
Seashell: I'm Virgil, I think?
Joy: DECEIT!
Air: FALSEHOOD!
Kelp: I guess that makes me Remus. Doesn't really fit, but okay....
Nightflyer: We just voted you most likely to eat deodorant.
Kelp:......
Kelp: I accept my role.
Air: *throws monopoly money at the readers*
Air: FANART. PLEASE. WE BEG AND WILL BRIBE YOU.
Glory: So what are we actually doing today?
Joy: QUIZZING YOU ON HALLOWEEN.
Rainkeeper: Winners get to watch scary movies with candy, losers get murdered by Joy.
Turtle: So the usual, got it.
Kelp: Now, to think of Halloween quiz questions.
Nightflyer: I have a 50 question quiz right here.
Hosts:.......
Air: THEN GET STARTED LOGAN.
Nightflyer: Yeah Teah,
Rainkeeper: YES!
Nightflyer: Clay!
Clay: AAAHHH!!
Nightflyer: What's a group of witches called?
Clay:.....Uuuhhhhh oh! I know!
Clay: A Golden Trio.
Nightflyer:.....Can we-
Joy: No, the answer was coven, therefore he was wrong.
Nightlfyer: but HARRY POTTER-
Joy: *snaps talons, a noose appears out of nowhere, wraps around Clay's neck and pulls him up into the ceiling*
Kelp: How-
Joy: I installed some new and more effective methods of killing off the players. Next?
Nightflyer: Peril, Which song was a 1973 hit for Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers?
Peril: Monster Mash.
Nightflyer: That's actually correct.... How did you-
Peril: It is my favorite song of all time, stop judging me.
Nightflyer: Judgement free zone!
Air: *screeches*
Nightflyer: Tsunami, What was Dr. Frankenstein's first name?
Tsunami:......Wait......FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE DOCTOR?
Joy: Really? *draws the sword of Orynth and stabs her*
Nightflyer: Riptide, Name the country over which Vlad Dracula once ruled, which still considers him a national hero. Hint, it also really likes dragons.
Riptide: Romania?
Nightflyer: Correct!
Riptide: I started studying maps of the scavenger worlds out of fear of this game.
Nightflyer: Glory, Shakespeare's three witches from Macbeth were also known as . . . what?
Deathbringer: The what what what of what?
Glory: The weird sisters.
Nightflyer: Correct!
Deathbringer: HOW.
Glory: I'm smart, I read Shakespeare.
Nightflyer: Deathbringer, By what name is midnight also known?
Deathbringer: *smiles evilly* The witching hour. Prime time for an assassin's kill.
Nightflyer: Creeeeeeepy, but right.
Glory/Deathbringer: *high five*
Nightflyer: Starflight, Who wrote the novel called "The Witching Hour"?
Starflight: Anne Rice.
Fatespeaker: I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT.
Starflight: I know basically every book ever. Don't feel bad.
Nightflyer: Fatespeaker, As well as a cauldron, what other magical tools might a witch use?
Fatespeaker: A WAND. A BROOM. CANDLES AND STRIPED SOCKS!!
Nightflyer:....I'm going to accept wand and move on.
Nightflyer: Sunny, Ghoulies and ghosties and . . . what . . . go bump in the night?
Sunny:.....VAMPIRES?
Nightflyer: Wrongo.
Joy: *sharpens a candy cane*
Sunny: Santa?
Joy: *stabs Sunny with Candy cane*
Sunny: But- but I was a good boy. *dies*
Air: *beats Joy with a book*
Air: IT'S. TOO. EARLY. FOR. CHRISTMAS. THEMED. SUPERNATURAL. DEATH. JOKES.
Nightflyer: Carnelian, Is a banshee likely to sing, hum, scream or whistle?
Carnelian:.....*screams*
Nightflyer: Correct.
Carnelian: Wait really? Sweet.
Nightflyer: Umber, Why is it dangerous to step into a fairy ring formed of mushrooms?
Umber: Because the hot faeries might take you away and you'll never return and live with their glorious sass and Illyrians forever. *sighs dreamily*
Nightflyer: Um-
Joy: That's right, keep going.
Nightflyer: Okaaaay. Kinkajou. Which are the two colors most often associated with Halloween today?
Kinkajou: Um, DUH. *flashes scales Orange and black*
Nightflyer: Most of you guys know your Halloween stuff, that's nice.
Nightflyer: Turtle, what horror movie character lured children into the sewer-
Turtle: PENNYWISE AND HE DOESN'T JUST SCARE CHILDREN, OKAY. *hides behind Kinkajou*
Nightflyer: Qibli, To protect yourself from evil on Halloween, what common kitchen ingredient would you carry in your pocket?
Air: I SWEAR TO THE MOON, QIBLI.
Qibli: U-um.....Pepper?
Joy: *gives Qibli a thousand tiny cuts*
Qibli: What-
Air: *throws salt in all the wounds*
Qibli: *screams*
Air: SALT AND BURN THE BODY, YOU IDIOT.
Nightflyer: Winter, name a traditional Halloween food.
Winter:......
Winter: Pumpkin.
Nightflyer: Pumpkin what?
Winter: Have you seen the people at coffee shops? PUMPKIN EVERYTHING, IT'S HORRIBLE.
Nightflyer: Moon, Which country celebrates The Day of the Dead instead of Halloween, which includes the tradition of passing a live person in a coffin through streets?
Moon:....THAT'S A TRADITION, WHAT IS THIS?
Joy: *slips on painted skull mask*
Joy: IT'S EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! *hits her with a stick*
Nightflyer: Well, that's everyone.... Movie time?
Rainkeeper: Where do we start- Friday the 13th, Monster House, Saw, Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist-
Joy: SAAAWWWWW!!!!
Remaining Players: *sit around with a bowl of candy, watching saw*
Seashell: Happy Halloween everyone!
Joy: Remember that it's the only day of the year where you can take candy from strangers!
Air: AND IT'S THE ONE DAY THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN'T LOOK CRAZY SO EMBRACE IT MY HUNTERS, YELL THAT YOU LOVE LUCIFER AND WATCH THE WEIRD LOOKS ON EVERYONE'S FACES.
Nightflyer: And let us know what you're dressing up as! We love a good cosplay.
Kelp: Screw what anyone says about being fat- you gorge yourself on candy. Gorge until you wanna puke BECAUSE CANDY IS AMAZING.
Rainkeeper: ENJOY YOUR HALLOWEEN!