Air: I- *voice cracks*
Air: I can't even- *sobs*
INTERRUPTION BY THE AUTHOR BECAUSE DAMMIT AFTER 15X03 OF SUPERNATURAL. I CAN'T EVEN WRITE AIR'S REACTION WITHOUT CRYING.
Air: Somebody else tell them, I can't do it.
Nightflyer: *hugs her*
Air: *cries harder*
Rainkeeper: Destiel....
Air: *sobs*
Rainkeeper:....Basically broke up in the last episode, and no one is really handling it well....
Joy: Watch this video, it'll explain the pain in the way only the beauty of DemonDove can.
Air: WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP THE VIDEO OH MY MOONS
Air: I- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW. HOW DARE THEY.
Nightflyer: Well hey, maybe the writers are just distracting you with a break up to make the fandom panic and to distract you from the fact that they're going to get together for real at the end of the season!
Air: Wh-what?
Nightflyer: You're too busy crying to realize that they're setting up for a scene in which Destiel becomes canon.
Air: BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER. CAS LEFT, AND IT'S ALL DEAN'S FAULT.
Nightflyer: Yeah, but what if Sam gets hurt and Dean prays to Cas for help? You know Cas will show because "I always come when you call" and all that, and then Dean finds a way to patch things up?
Air:.........*cries harder*
Nightflyer: Wait, NO, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER.
Air: IT DID! *crying*
Nightflyer: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL CRYING?
Air: BECAUSE IT STILL HURTS SO BAD!!!
Joy: Oh, then I got you. *tosses her a bottle of pain medication*
Air: *remembers that one time Dean gave Cas aspirin and wails*
Hosts: *slowly back away from Air because there is literally no way to help her until Destiel has been canonically fixed*
*players appear*
Clay: WHY IS AIR CRYING?
Nightflyer: Supernatural. Every time you ask, and every rime, the reason never changes.
Clay: *hugs Air*
Seashell: So, today's dare doesn't TECHNICALLY involve you-
Sunny: Then why are we here?
Rainkeeper: Because we didn't know who to put him with and we figured Air could use a Clay hug.
Fatespeaker: You didn't know who to put who with?
Joy: *inhales*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Macaw appears*
Joy: *lets out the world's longest groan*
Sunny: *screams*
Deathbringer: Oh no, mosquito! *punches Macaw in the face*
Macaw: OW!!! *clutches face*
Deathbringer: Hey, don't want you to get Triple E or something.
Deathbringer: Oh wait, yes I do. *punches him again*
Macaw: WHAT WAS THAT ONE FOR???
Deathbringer: To put the mosquito back, duh.
Riptide: *high fives Deathbringer*
Glory: Kelp, I'm surprised you aren't more murderous.
Kelp: *has at least six visible knives/swords strapped to him*
Kelp: I'm just waiting until he completes his dare.
Joy: It's like Mother Gothel always says- All good things to those who wait.
Kelp: Yes....*sharpens knife*
Tsunami: Joy, why have you corrupted my child?
Joy: *shrugs* Because I could.
Macaw: *has been punched again by Deathbringer*
Macaw: WHY AM I EVEN HERE?
Deathbringer: To be our punching bag- wasn't it obvious?
Seashell: Actually, we need him to sing 'Hooked on a ceiling'
Glory: That sounds like an accurate song for him.
Joy: You have no idea.
Nightflyer: CLAY, SING THE INTRO.
Clay: OKAY!
Seashell: *clicks on the music*
Clay: Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Macaw: I can't stop this bleeding,
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you did to me
When you held me
In that chokehold
You took away all thought
That I was bold
Macaw: IIIIIIIIIIIII'm hooked on the ceiling!
I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of me.
I thought that I was dandy,
That you would go along
But when I came up to you
Your staple gun proved me wrong
Joy: *holds up staple gun*
Joy: Yup.
Deathbringer: That's my girl.
Air: *screeches*
Macaw: I had it bad for you girl
But I now know that was dumb-
Rainkeeper: You know, I think that's the smartest thing you've EVER said.
Macaw: I was pure addicted-
Starflight: WAS IT TO COCAINE? DO YOU HAVE ANY???
Fatespeaker: Starflight, we talked about this-
Starflight: SO? SHUT UP FATESPEKAER.
Fatespeaker: You need more rehab.
Starflight: They try to make me go to rehab but I said NO, NO, NO! *runs away*
Kelp: I would PAY to listen to Starflight sing Amy Winehouse right now- Macaw CANNOT Sing.
Macaw: *scowls*
Macaw: NOW I CAN'T FEEL MY THUMBS,
Nightflyer: Did you cut off the circulation to them by accident?
Macaw: I KNEW THE LILIES WEREN'T MY BEST CHOICE
WHEN I HEARD THE SHRILLNESS OF YOUR VOICE-
Joy: *covers her ears* So screechy....Tsunami was better than this.
Tsunami: Wait REALLY?
Joy: When you rapped, yeah.
Rainkeeper: TEAH.
Joy: STOP TRYING TO MAKE TEAH HAPPEN.
Macaw: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP, I'M SINGING A SONG HERE!
Air: *looking at harry potter fluff to ignore Destiel pain*
Air: Wait, that was you? I thought a cat was dying....
Macaw: *growls*
Macaw: IIIIIIII'M HOOKED ON THE CEILING!
I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of meeeeee
Joy: That's the light way of putting it.
Macaw: Hello?
All: *ignores him*
Macaw: HELLO?! Is anybody there?? I'd kinda like to come down now!
Macaw: Um......Help?
Rainkeeper: *takes off headphones*
Rainkeeper: Sorry, I started listening to Journey because they're better than you- did you say something?
Macaw: I am hungry,
Clay: Dude, PREACH.
Macaw: And feel so alone
I wish you hadn't
Smashed my cell phone
Seashell: We saw your search history- we did you a favor.
Macaw: IIIIIIII'm hooked on the ceiling!
I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of meeee
I'm hooked on the ceiling
And I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of me
I say I'm hooked on the ceiling
And I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of me
I'm hooked on the ceiling
And I'm high on believing
That you're not fond of me
Joy: Okay great, song over.
Joy: *ties Macaw to the ceiling*
Macaw: Wait, WHY- DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE ME HERE!
Joy: Now why would we do that?
Nightflyer: *hits play on fiesta music*
Kelp: *brandishing a stick*
Kelp: Who else wants to help hit the pinata?
Deathbringer: ME!
Glory: *raises hand*
Tsunami: I WANT IN!
All: *takes turns using Macaw as a pinata*