Cassandra: So....Varric, it is true then? You and the Inquisitor?
Varric: (sighs) I knew this wouldn't stay quiet for long....but yes, me and the Inquisitor.
Cassandra: I am happy for you. It is about time you became more decisive. Don't mess it up.
Varric: ah...thank you? And no worries - I'm not promising anything mind you - but I'm going to try my damnedest not to.
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Cassandra: and what happens to Bianca now?
Varric: she kills the next target we come across.
Cassandra: ugh. That is not what I ment and you know it.
Inquisitor: [option 1:]annnnd now this is uncomfortable.
[Option 2:] Cassandra, leave it alone.
Varric: [response 1:] (mutters inaudible words) like wearing a breast plate backwards...
[Response 2:].... (sighs and murmured very quietly) I'm sorry, Cadash/Lavellan/Adaar/Trevelyan.
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Cassandra: Varric, you've not spoken to me since I brought up -
Varric: annnd, you can't take a hint? Let it go Seeker.
Cassandra: I- was only going to apologize. I should not have asked. I see what must be done and I do it, I understand it's not always so easy for others.
Varric: (exhales, and says in a grumble) can't we just let this go? I'm already beyond ass deep in shit.
Sera: <if in party> people haven't seen you sneak off to Inky's room in days (chuckles) someone's having a dry spell!
[V.Answer] - I....wha...did I really expect anything else though? Not really, yes Sera people love good gossip.
[Viv. reply] - its hard not to miss one of Thedas' best selling authors sneaking off to the Inquisitor's quarters, dear.
[Bull. Reply] - yeah, even harder to miss when he stops sneaking. I mean, the door is in the great hall for everyone to see...
[Inquisitor reply] (sighs)
[Bull. Reply] - hey boss, if you ever need a side release...
[V. Answer] - Don't finish that statement Bull or I'll fire this arrow up a hole you really need.
[Sera reply]- wait no fair, I call foul. You get two Biancas and Inky can't have a Bull?
[Blackwall reply]- you've seen Bull, that's the equivalent of 3 or 4 Biancas...
[Viv. Reply]- he isn't wrong
[V. Reply] - (groans) you do realize none of this helps?
[Cassandra answer]- sorry Varric.
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WITH SOLAS:
[If Female Elf Inquisitor + ended Solas relationship.]
Solas: then the rumors are true?
Varric: eh...pardon me? What rumors?
Inquisitor: yes, they are.
Solas: ah...I see...
Varric: why is it nothings ever simple when it comes me and romance...
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Solas: I apologize about my previous reaction.
Varric: it's fine chuckles, I'd be upset too if I let that one go.
Solas: it...worked out well, our Inquisitor is happy.
Varric: (nervous chuckle) did I detect an edge to those words?
Solas: not at all, I am merely saying, keep it that way.
Varric: message received.
Inquisitor: big onyx pot calling the kettle black isn't it Solas?