Hollywood (我就是好莱坞) Part I

By sarcastic_lass

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An advertising director is reborn in 1988 Hollywood as an eighteen-year-old blond-haired westerner named Eric... More

CHAPTER 1 - HOLLYWOOD 1988
CHAPTER 2 - INSPIRED BY A QUARREL
CHAPTER 3 - THANKFULLY IT'S NOT MICHAEL CRICHTON
CHAPTER 4 - TEMPTED
CHAPTER 5 - CONDITION
CHAPTER 6 - GOOD NEWS
CHAPTER 7 - AUDITION
CHAPTER 8 - BASKETBALL REFEREE
CHAPTER 9 - IN THE FLESH
CHAPTER 10 - STARTING POINT
CHAPTER 11 - BURNT
CHAPTER 12 - YOU'RE SO SHAMELESS
CHAPTER 13 - MEETING A GOBLIN
CHAPTER 14 - BAD TIMING
CHAPTER 15 - RUNAWAY
CHAPTER 16 - BOLD IDEA
CHAPTER 17 - TEMPORARY CREW
CHAPTER 18 - DRASTIC MOVE
CHAPTER 19 - DIRECTOR WILLIAMS
CHAPTER 20 - MOVIE PREVIEW
CHAPTER 21 - ANOTHER STARTING POINT
CHAPTER 22 - BUYOUT
CHAPTER 23 - GENIUS, MADMAN
CHAPTER 24 - THE BET IS ON
CHAPTER 25 - PROMOTION IN FULL SWING
CHAPTER 26 - POTENTIAL CRISIS
CHAPTER 27 - SHOCKING EVERYONE
CHAPTER 28 - COUNTERMEASURES
CHAPTER 29 - STRANGE COMPENSATION AGREEMENT
CHAPTER 30 - MICHAEL EISNER'S INVITE
CHAPTER 31 - STATEMENT
CHAPTER 32 -WAVES
CHAPTER 33 - INITIATIVE
CHAPTER 34 - BEGGAR
CHAPTER 35 - I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER DAY
CHAPTER 36 - *SPOILER*
CHAPTER 37 - FEAST
CHAPTER 38 - UNENDING CURSE
CHAPTER 39 - TEACH YOU A LESSON
CHAPTER 40 - IDEAL LEAD ACTRESS
CHAPTER 41 - PLEASE DON'T SPILL
CHAPTER 43 - IT'S A MANTRA
CHAPTER 44 - RIP OFF
CHAPTER 45 - FARCE
CHAPTER 46 - *SPOILER*
CHAPTER 47 - I'VE ALSO WORN THAT SHIRT
CHAPTER 48 - KIDNAPPED
CHAPTER 49 - THERE'S SUCH A THING AS FATE
CHAPTER 50 - FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU
CHAPTER 51 -PREVENTING THE SALE
CHAPTER 52 - BE THE BAD GUY
CHAPTER 53 - WISE ENOUGH TO NOT REFUSE
CHAPTER 54 - PRODUCT PLACEMENT
CHAPTER 55 - HOW COULD I STOP YOU ?
CHAPTER 56 - MORONIC TO THE CORE
CHAPTER 57 - OUT OF CONTROL
CHAPTER 58 - THE PRINCE
CHAPTER 59 - APOLOGIZE
CHAPTER 60 - PHOTO
CHAPTER 61 - GET-TOGETHER
CHAPTER 62 - ROXETTE
CHAPTER 63 - TEST
CHAPTER 65 - TURNING POINTS
CHAPTER 66 - FRAGRANT FLOWER
CHAPTER 67 - TRAILER AT THE SUPER BOWL
CHAPTER 68 - PIXAR; THE UGLY DUCKLING
CHAPTER 69 - CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME ?
LOST CHAPTER 42 - HEAVENS OR MUNDANE WORLD
CHAPTER 70 - HOW FAR CAN YOUR SPIT FLY ?
Chapter 71 - The Golden Globe Award Ceremony
Chapter 72 - The real winner
Chapter 73 - an accident
Chapter 74 - LOGO
Chapter 75 - A Message to Steve Jobs
Chapter 76 - Super Bowl Night
Chapter 77 - Coming to the door
Chapter 78 - First day at the box office
Chapter 79 - Her
Chapter 80 - Two Gifts
Chapter 81 - Sincerity
Chapter 82 - Pixar new master
Chapter 83 - What can I do
Chapter 84 - Lost in Los Angeles
Chapter 85 - Crying
Chapter 86 - The first conversation
Chapter 87
Chapter 88 - Malibu 10880
Chapter 89 - Luck attribute points
Chapter 90 - No regrets
Chapter 91 - Amy's invitation
Chapter 92 - Fat sheep
Chapter 93 - I'll leave it to you
Chapter 94 - The original
Chapter 95 - TV series
Chapter 96 - Two Superstars (Sponsored Chapter)
Chapter 97 - Temptation
Chapter 98 - Too Much
Chapter 99 - I'll build a piece of art for you
Chapter 100 - Two life goals
Chapter 101 - I would never do that
Chapter 102 - Presenter
Chapter 103 - Coming to The Door
Chapter 104 - Director candidates
Chapter 105 - Circles
Chapter 106 - Favor
Chapter 107 - Witty girl
Chapter 108 - Do you believe in love at first sight
Chapter 109 - Welfare
Chapter 110 - She's mine!
Chapter 111 - Fuse
Chapter 112 - Kiss
Chapter 113 - Paparazzi
Chapter 114 - False protagonist
Chapter 115 - Numbers
Chapter 116 - Unbalanced state of mind
Chapter 117 - I want to become the king of Hollywood
Chapter 118 - Tango girl
Chapter 119 - Determined Woman
Chapter 120 - Richard Gere Interview
Chapter 121 - Cruise runs away
Chapter 122 - CAA Revelation
Chapter 123 - Five Movies
Chapter 124 - The Oscar
Chapter 125 - After Party
Chapter 126 - Spielberg
Chapter 127 - Unfavorable Situation
Chapter 128 - The second time
Chapter 129 - Injury
Chapter 130 - Little favors Part 1,2
Chapter 131 - Oriental aesthetics
Chapter 132 - Visit
Chapter 133 - Lunch Part 1,2
Chapter 134 - Rival Show
Chapter 135 - The D Prefix
Chapter 136 - What qualifications do they have to refuse? Part 1,2,3
Chapter 137 - Producer Part 1,2,3,4
Chapter 138 - I Swear by the Light Part 1,2
Chapter 139 -The Matter is Obvious
Chapter 140 - I Need a Maid
Chapter 141 - A High Quality Movie
Chapter 142 - Delivered Herself
Chapter 143 - Maid Attire
Chapter 144 - Falling...
Chapter 145 - Show Some Respect
Chapter 146 - The Dilemma
Chapter 147 - Trying Another Method
Chapter 148 - The Premier
Chapter 149 - Toys
Chapter 150 - The Beginning
Chapter 151 - Change of Images
Chapter 152 - Half a Caterpillar
Chapter 153 - Venting Anger
Chapter 154 - Fearing a Change in Opinions
Chapter 155 - Talking Nonsense Seriously
Chapter 156 - Video Tapes
Chapter 157 - The Storm Dissipates
Chapter 158 - Rebound
Chapter 159 - Let Me Think
Chapter 160 - An Affair to Remember
Chapter 161 - Flower Films
Chapter 162 - Missed One Thing
Chapter 163 - Unpleasant Factors
Chapter 164 - A True Loss
Chapter 165 - Lending Money
Chapter 166 - Go Hide Yourself in The Wardrobe
Chapter 167 - "Hi"
Chapter 168 - Freddie's little House
Chapter 169 - A roundabout talk
Chapter 170 - Bottom Line
Chapter 171 - Not Much Time Left
Chapter 172 -This is just Unfair
Chapter 173 -A Trivial Matter
Chapter 174- An Unexpected Gain
Chapter 175- Why Was It Black?
Chapter 176- Seven Colored Robbers
Chapter 177- Changing The Name
Chapter 178-Alienation
Chapter 179- The Impossible Truth
Chapter 180-The Second Daughter of Rubert Murdoch
CHAPTER 181- He Is a Real Jerk
CHAPTER 182- Various Motives
CHAPTER 183- The Exchange
CHAPTER 184- The Anti-War Theme
CHAPTER 185 - A Hint
CHAPTER 186- Drunkenness
CHAPTER 187- I Got It
CHAPTER 188- Being Alarmed
CHAPTER 189- One More Film Taken Away
CHAPTER 190- Such A Poor Judgment
CHAPTER 191- Her Heart Flipping Up
CHAPTER 192- I Have a Big Plan
CHAPTER 193- Bargaining Chip
CHAPTER 194- Hey
CHAPTER 195- Cameo
CHAPTER 196- "Do you have any hobbies?" (R-18)
CHAPTER 197- Loss of Power
CHAPTER 198- Countermeasures
CHAPTER 199- Awards Selection
CHAPTER 200- Chills

CHAPTER 64 - DON'T GET CAUGHT

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By sarcastic_lass


Most men like sports cars and Eric was no exception, however he could only be at the training grounds the first day. He was so busy that he didn't have time to drop by again.

Beverly Hills, in a temporarily rented villa, Eric and Jeffrey were directing the staff in arranging the props for an upcoming scene.

Al Pacino's acting was book-standard, while Julia – according to Eric's knowledge of his past life – tended to play more based on feel. This time, Eric had her follow Al's method, which means she would first have to get into Vivian's character completely before shooting.

Filming scenes in disorder could affect performance results, so in order to prevent that and let the actors immerse themselves into their roles, Eric decided to shoot in chronological order.

In the original movie, Edward was first seen at his lawyer's party, Philip Stuckey, and through the latter and a few other guests' small-talk, the viewers learned a bit about the main character's ident.i.ty and personality.

Eric and Jeffrey discussed for a bit, and finally decided that, to shoot this scene, they would throw a real party to celebrate the start of Pretty Woman. They didn't even hire extras, instead inviting the majority of the crew's family to appear. The scene wasn't a major one, so Eric didn't worry about it going wrong.

"I went to the Fox's headquarters yesterday to tell them that we wanted to release the movie on Valentine's Day, it took more than an hour to convince Carter Hunt that we would deliver in time before he finally agreed that he would launch a promotion campaign two weeks before d-day. Honestly Eric, two weeks is a really short amount of time. Road House, the movie Richard Gere will star in, won't be out until march."

Eric was writing down something on a notepad when he heard Jeffrey's words, he said: "Don't worry, Jeffrey, right now the entire country's media circle is promoting my movie, albeit they do it with criticism and jeer. I don't think there's a lot of people in the states right now who don't know about Pretty Woman. Besides, our biggest publicity stunt has yet to come."

Jeffrey curiously asked: "What publicity stunt ?"

Eric's lips curved into a confident smile: "Do me a favor, count for me, how many weeks has Home Alone been trending at the box office for, and how much will its final grossing be ?"

Jeffrey did a quick mental calculation, he reckoned that the movie had been screening for about 12 weeks, and that the box office was likely to soon reach the 200 million $ mark.

Seeing his friend relax a little, Eric said: "Do you understand ?"

Jeffrey nodded his head: "Home Alone is likely to pa.s.s the 200 million mark at the box office, which, according to an article I saw in Variety magazine, is a feat that no one in the country has been able to achieve for three consecutive years. Once Home Alonereaches that milestone, the media will have a field day again."

"Exactly, so as long as I can make a decent movie quality-wise, there's no need to worry about it failing because of a lack of publicity. And for United Artists' to release Road House a month after Pretty Woman means that they won't even be able to ride on our coattails.&r
dquo;

Since he had no recollection of the movie Road House, Eric wasn't worried at all.

It will be difficult for Richard Gere to rise back again after missing the Pretty Woman's opportunity though, after all, as Eric remembered, the actor's acting wasn't even good enough to warrant him an Oscar nomination in the past.

"Right, Eric, when I went to the Fox yesterday, Carter Hunt raised the issue of a movie adaptation for Jura.s.sic Park. And they're also interested in the book Resident Evil that you just published, I just avoided the topic."

Thanks to Michael's efforts, Resident Evil had been released the other day, and had soon started some controversy. Most newspapers article were criticizing the novel, while some reviewers and people even wondered if Eric had only been riding on his fame's momentum, and written the book to rack in the profits as the genre was completely different from Jura.s.sic Park.

Faced with those kinds of reactions, Eric didn't even bother to reply.

Written for profit ?

With his current fame and fortune, did he really need that little bit of royalties that would ensue ?

As soon as Resident Evil hit the shelves, Michael Klaus called and told him that the book was actually selling well, and that people were very interested in this new type of zombie-related science-fiction. There were even some readers who had wrote to both Michael and Eric, hoping for a movie adaptation.

"Jeffrey, if someone ever contacts you for the movie rights, tell them I definitely won't let go of either novel unless they can come up with a satisfactory cooperation plan."

Jeffrey nodded, before suddenly remembering something, and smiling: "For Home Alone to actually get nominated at the Golden Globes for Best Comedy really gives us pride."

Eric followed with a laugh: "Whether the Golden Globes or the Academy Awards, they will always bow to the box office. Just wait and see, there will probably also be some Oscar nominations as well."

Jeffrey tentatively said: "Your shooting schedule is so compact, I'm afraid that when the time comes we won't be able to attend the Golden Globes' ceremony."

"No worries," Eric put away the notepad and tucked the pen behind his ear, he said: "Since the Golden Globes' have done us the honor, we'll attend even if it means putting the shooting on hold for a day. They know that we're in L.A, if we refuse to attend just because of the filming, we might attract some ill will."

Thinking back to how even DiCaprio had never gotten an Oscar, Eric felt he needn't to tread with them carefully.

Although some claimed that Leonardo couldn't get one because he wasn't a good enough actor, others speculated that it was because he hadn't attended the 70th Academy Awards ceremony, since he was sulking at the fact that he hadn't been nominated for Best Actor in t.i.tanic.

The two men chatted about shooting arrangements, then went to eat lunch in the vicinity at noon. After a while, Eric looked at his watch and said: "Jeffrey, you take care of things this afternoon, I have something to do."

Jeffrey looked at him inquiringly, what could possibly be more important than the shooting right now ?

Eric helplessly said: "I'm driving Drew to school, she got into some trouble last time and her princ.i.p.al wants to see me."

Jeffrey was stunned for a second before he smiled and shook his head: "Are you seriously thinking that the girl is your daughter ?"

Eric threw his hands up: "When I signed that contract with her mother, it was similar to getting Drew's custody, so I should at least take responsibility."

"Right, I read a flattering newspaper article about how you saving Drew from her mother's greedy hands and sending her to boarding school was a great act of heart-warming kindness."

Eric wore his jacket and casually said: "I paid a guy to write that, I was tired of people bothering me about Drew's issue. I'm a pretty okay guy, and I felt people should know that."

Jeffrey who was in the midst of taking a sip of coffee, sprayed it out: "You're really...."

.....

Drew's princ.i.p.al was a woman seemingly in her fifties with a gentle overall feel.

Eric sat alone across the woman as he listened to her: "Mr. Williams, we usually never give up on our students, however Ms. Barrymore seems to be quite the unusual case. All of our ladies are from respectable and influential families, if their parents were to learn that their daughters had skipped cla.s.s, I'm afraid that the school would be the one at the receiving end of their ire. We cannot possibly take coercive measures against Ms. Barrymore, so if this kind of thing were to happen again, I'm afraid we will be left with no other choice than to have her transferred to another school...."

"Ms. Gillian, you can rest a.s.sured, I have severely reprimanded Drew."

"Good, good." Ms. Gillian nodded her head, and proceeded to ramble some more before letting Eric go.

Outside of the office, Eric looked at Drew who was dressed in her school uniform and said: "I got an earful thanks to you, do you plan on making me go through this a second time ?"

The girl smiled and grabbed Eric's arms as she said: "Don't worry, I definitely won't."

"I don't hear any sincerity in that statement." Eric smiled helplessly, not only did the girl not seem sorry in the slightest, she looked like she was enjoying herself.

At the entrance's door, Eric sighed. Sweeping his surroundings with his gaze to make sure no one was around, he whispered: "Don't get in trouble, I'll be busy from now on, and if you intend to skip cla.s.s again.... at least don't get caught."

"Oh, Eric.... you know me so well." Drew tiptoed and kissed him on the cheek.

Eric smiled and patted the girl's head. He went to his car, started it, waved good bye through his window, and drove away.

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