Nightflyer: WE GOT TO LEVEL FREAKING 70 OF PAC-MAN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Air: Pac-man game is too strong.
Rainkeeper: PAC-MAN GAME CAN NEVER BE TOO STRONG. *flips table*
Joy: Considering our previous record was Level 3, I'm impressed with us.
Kelp: *punches hole in the wall* PAC-MAN!!!!
*players appear*
Kinkajou: Just letting you know, I look beautiful in the graphic novel, just sayin.
Turtle: You always look beautiful.
Moon: *grabs chest*
Moon: MY TURTLEJOU HEART.
Seashell: Speaking of Turtlejou....
Carnelian: Oh my moons, is it a Turtlejou dare?
Joy: Yes. Yes it is.
Air: ALL HAIL THE JAR OF SORROW.
Rainkeeper: Yes, that's the legal name of the jar with all the dares in it.
Joy: We put a little sign on it.
Nightflyer: And we write your dares in a notebook and when we fill a page, we cut out all the dares and stick them in the jar.
Air: The notebook is labeled "To be added to Jar of Sorrow"
Kelp: We really like this system, it means we get to use the hundreds of empty notebooks we have, so that's nice.
Air: And pulling dares out of a jar is fun!
Carnelian: *grabs Air and shakes her*
Carnelian: JUST GET TO THE TURTLEJOU DARE ALREADY!!!
Joy: Turtle has to sing payphone to Kinkajou.
Moon: Ooooooo
Rainkeeper: Now that I'm thinking about it, I think this is the first Maroon 5 song we've ever done.
Nightflyer: Wait a minute......
Nightflyer: HAVE WE EVER DONE A P!ATD SONG???
Joy: Oh my moons, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE.
Air: We've done Fall Out Boy, thank the moons.
Joy: WE NEED TO FIX THAT IMMEDIATELY IF WE HAVEN'T DONE P!ATD
Seashell: Turtle sings first, then we fix it.
Joy: FINE. TURTLE SING.
Kelp: *click on boombox*
Turtle: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for twoYeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
The people we used to be
It's even harder to picture
That you're not here next to meYou say it's too late to make it
But is it too late to try
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned downI've wasted my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that time
When we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradiseI'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for twoIf Happy Ever Afters did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of itOne more stupid love song, I'll be sickOh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday
I gave you my love to borrow
But you just gave it awayYou can't expect me to be fine
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before
But all of our bridges burned downI've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that time
When we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradiseI'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?If Happy Ever Afters did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of it
One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone trying to call homeAll of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for twoIf Happy Ever Afters did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of it
One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone...
Kinkajou: Awwwwww
Kinkajou: I feel like I should be apologizing while at the same time slapping you for thinking love songs are stupid.
Turtle: Uh-
Kinkajou: But I'll just do this instead. *hugs Turtle*
All: AWWWWWW
Seashell: Beautiful as usual, Turtle.
Kelp: Thank the moons you didn't inherit Tsunami's singing voice.
Joy: Twenty bucks says the horrible singing voice comes from Coral and not Gill.
Rainkeeper: You're on.
Air: *changes song on boombox*
Air: Now.....FAVORITE P!ATD SONG, GO.
Nightflyer: Emperor's New Clothes!
Joy: Crazy=Genius!
Rainkeeper: Victorious!
Seashell: This is Gospel!
Kelp: Death of a Bachelor!
Air: I WRITE SINGS NOT TRAGEDIES!!!!
All:........
Joy: OH. WELL IMAGINE.
Nightflyer: AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR,
Air: AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR
Rainkeeper: NO, I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS.
Seashell: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING,
Kelp: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING, SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER
Air: AND YES, BUT WHAT A SHAME
Rainkeeper: WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A
Joy: WHORE!
All: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'TYOUPEOPLEEVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO-
All: *keeps singing Panic! At the Disco*