Shy: I've been working on this for the last couple of weeks and hopefully you guys will like it. Anywho this is about Martial having a Harem. Now on to the show!
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Fem!Martial: Aaaaaaahhh *runs away accidentally bumps to someone*
Russia: Hmm? *looks down*
Fem!Martial: OMG! Russia its you. I'm so sorry I bump into you, that Japan asshole force me to wear this! *gestures cute sexy military outfit*
Russia: O////O *turns around and hides his nosebleed* So sexy~
Fem!Martial: Russia? *tilts her head*
Russia: *turns around tries to hide his nosebleed but failed* Uhhmm-!
Fem!Martial: Jusko! Your nose is bleeding, its probably the heat of the sun *gets her handkerchief and wipes the blood*
Russia: *blushes* Will you be the mother of my children
Fem!Martial: What O///O
Russia: What >////>
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Fan1: Ayieeeeeeehh Rusphil!
Fan2: Say what is Phil's reaction about Martial's harem?
Shy: Hmmmm~ *thinking*
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Philip: *talking to the SS Harem*
~hears running and screaming in the distance, As if on cue Russia appears~
Russia: AAAAAAAAAH YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FUTURE WIFE AWAY FROM ME!!!
Spain: WTF!?
Russia: *running while carrying Martial bridal style*
Fem!Martial: *saw Philip* Hi Philip!
Philip: O_O
Fem!Martial: Bye Philip!
Russia: *runs away*
Philip: O_O
Japan: Nani?
~Behind Russia are North Korea, China and Germany~
NKorea,China,&Germany: RUUUUUSSSSSIAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs after them*
Germany: Give back, Martial!
Russia: NEVER! *pulls out his middle finger*
Spain: Dios mio
Japan: Martial-san has a harem
America: I knew it
Philip: *growls, overprotective brother mode activate*
America: Uhh mahal?
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Shy: To me, he will go overprotective on Martial. He may be the youngest but he loves his sister dearly
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Philip: Grrrrr, mga punyeta gusto nila kunin si Ate Martial hah. Not on my watch!
~China appears~
China: Oh hello Philip.
Philip: *fake smile* Hi China, say I heard you have a crush on my sister
China: *nervous* Uhhh how did you know?
Philip: A little birdie told me. I'm only gonna say this *black aura appears around him* once stay away from my sister or else I'll shove this *holding a bolo sword* to your ass *psychopath smile*
China: *nods afraid*
Philip: Good *sunshine smile, walks away*
China: *faints from fear*
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Philip: *saw Martial's Harem trying to grab Martial's attention* ARGH! *growls towards Martial and grabs her*
Fem!Martial: O_O
Philip: Dammit Martial! Stop attracting/bringing dangerous countries here
Martial's Harem: Hey!
Russia: Sunshine that hurts ;-;
Philip: Sorry (thinking: Not sorry) Russia!
Fem!Martial: Not my fault that I have mother's genes
Philip: Then ignore the-! DNSKAMABAVSJSJSNJA
*Out of nowhere someone grab Philip*
Philip: What the fuck!
America: Sorry mahal *carrying Phil*
Spain: Señor Russia gives us a favor
Japan: To kidnap you, I-I mean to take you somewhere that could make you happy. *sweatdrop*
America: And you seem stress today
Philip: ANO!? *struggles to get out from America's hold* Bitawan niyo ako! Ang kapatid ko baka marape! (Let go of me! My sister might get raped!)
Japan: Gomenasai, Philip-kun
Philip: Grrrrrrrr putangina bwisit gago kayo! (You motherfuckin bastards bullshit)! Once I get out of this restrain I will sooo torture you all and feed you to my sirena! (mermaid)
Spain: *gulp* Lo siento, Phil
Fem!Martial: Phil! *tries to run after them but North Korea appears infront of her*
NKorea: Hello Martial *grabs her hand and kisses it*
Fem!Martial: *blush* Oh hello, North
NKorea: I must say you look ravishing today~ *winks*
Fem!Martial: Well than-!
Russia: *appears out of nowhere and pushes NKorea away*
NKorea: Gaaaah! *falls to the ground*
Russia: *gives her a rose* Martial, your beautiful today and I was wondering if you would like to go out-!
China: *appears out of nowhere and kicks Russia away, which he lands on NKorea who is still on the ground* Stay away from her you communist bastard
Russia: Your also a commie! You suka (bitch)! *groans in pain*
China: *ignores him, and gives Martial a beautiful chinese red and black dress*
Fem!Martial: *le gasp* Wow China. Its beautiful
China: Not as beautiful as you, piàoliang (beautiful) *kisses her forehead*
Fem!Martial: O////O
Germany: *punches China* Don't you dare touch her, China!
China: *lands on Russia and NKorea* Aaaaah Germany how could you! *clutching his cheek dramatically*
Germany: *rolls his eyes, looks at Martial* Are you alright? Are you hurt? *looks at Martial's face*
Fem!Martial: *sweatdrop* Ok lng ako, Germany
Germany: Phew, thats good just to let you know. If they start bothering you just let me know
Fem!Martial: Don't worry I'll be okay on my own.
Germany: *smiles* Hey Martial if its okay for you if you wanna go grab some coffee
Fem!Martial: Well I-! O_O
China: Ok hold up hold up! I'm sure you notice by now that all of us like you
Fem!Martial: I notice
NKorea: And we are wondering which one do you choose
Fem!Martial: Uuh
China: Its obviously me, *proud smirk* cause everyone ships me and Martial
Russia: Oh please! You both are just crack ships while I and Martial are true ships
NKorea: Which is not popular
Russia: And it will! In another dimension, I'm already married to her and had a son
Fem!Martial: Wait what!? Son!?
Germany: Thats a different dimension and this is Shy's dimension.
NKorea: Oh shut up you nerd
Germany: Well you shut up, bastard! I'm sure Martial won't like that kind of attitude of yours
NKorea: *growls*
~And now its Germany VS North Korea~
Fem!Martial: *sighs* I'm surrounded by idiots. *notice something in the distance which made her smile and runs towards it*
China: Both of you stop fighting!
Russia: *looks around and notice Martial's gone* Uh guys?
Germany: Don't you dare stick that nuke on my face!
NKorea: Try me *smirks evilly*
Russia: Guys?
China: Gentleman please calm down
Russia: GUYS!
China, NKorea, & Germany: WHAT!?
Russia: I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU!
America: *appears* I LIKE EM BIIIIIG I LIKE IT CHUNKY!!! XD
Shy: *appears in the set* What the hell guys thats not even part of the script!
Russia: Ooop sorry Shy
America: *snickers*
Russia: *bashed America on the head*
America: OOWWW!
Shy: *sighs* Okay continue! *walks out*
Russia: GUYS! Martial's not here!
NKorea: WHAT!?
China: Were is she!?
Germany: *looks at the distance* Hey is that her?!
NKorea: It is! And it looks like she"s with someone
~Before the guys notice Martial's gone. She went towards to that country who she was really close with and that is Malaysia~
Malay: *reading a book*
Fem!Martial: *surprises him by jumping on his back* Malay!
Malay: O_O *almost drop himself on the floor* Martial! Don't scare me like that.
Fem!Martial: *giggles* You should see your face. Its priceless
Malay: *smirks* Come here! *grabs her and tickles her*
Fem!Martial: Nononono! Malaysia! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA STAAHAHAHAAP IT!
Malay: I'll stop, until you say love me. *smirks*
Fem!Martial: What! No way! Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhah
Malay: You ask for this. *smirks, tickles her hard*
Fem!Martial: BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MALAY! OK OK OK I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO DAMN FUCKING MUCH!
Malay: *stops tickling* Language, sayang or else I'll punish you *smirks*
Fem!Martial: *slap him* Your the one should be punish -_-
Malay: *chuckles, holding his cheek* Martial *hugs her, kisses her on the lips*
Fem!Martial: *kisses back, moans*
~Meanwhile~
China: OMG! DID HE JUST KISSED HER!?
Germany: I think I saw tongue there? O_O
Russia: WHAT!!!??
~Back to them~
Malay: I know this is happening so fast and I'm sorry for doing this to you.
Fem!Martial: Huh? What do you mean?
Malay: *leans on her and whispers something on her ear*
Fem!Martial: *le gasp* O_O
Malay: *winks, whispers* Just play along. Martial Law, my sayang, my firelight, my queen. I love you too much to let you go. And It's okay for me if you want a million years to think about it. I'd still wait for you. Soo... *gets down on one knee*
Fem!Martial: O_O
Malay: *opens the box to reveal a golden band ring with ruby red gem on the center with small diamonds cirling around the gem with floral intricate design on it* Will you marry me, my sayang?
Fem!Martial: Oh Malaysia *crying in happiness*
~Meanwhile~
China: OMG!? His proposing to her???
Russia: This is impossible!? What about my future child!?
Germany: Like I said. A different dimension.
NKorea: This is painful... To see one of my allies proposing to the woman I loved. T_T
~Back to the two~
Fem!Martial: YES YES YES YES!!!
Malay: Really!? *hopefully look*
Fem!Martial: *crying in happines* YES! Even I have to say a thousand times YES.
Malay: YES!!! *puts the ring on Martial's finger*
Fem!Martial: *grabs Malaysia's face and kissed him*
~Back to the Harem~
Germany: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Russia: This can't be happening!?
China: My love!
NKorea: I have never been so heartbroken in all of my life. Ever since my brother and I split
SKorea: *appears, and hugs him* Hyung, you know we finally made up, right?
NKorea: Yes dongsaeng *pats him*
Russia: Martial! My love!
Malay: *looks at them, smirks gives them a middle finger*
China: OH MY GAWD! He did not just go there!
Russia: GRRRRRR!
Germany: Who here votes to kill him once Martial is out of his sight?
Other Martial Harem: *raise hand*
~As they were about to charge at Malaysia, the Sunshine Harem appears with a bruise lip, black eye and clothes shredded~
Germany: What happened to you!? O_O
America: *tries to say through his bruise lip* Philip happened.
Spain: He was so hellbent on protecting Martial
Japan: And he attack us
NKorea: Wait if your here, then that means-!?
*Out of nowhere, the temperature is starting to drop, an evil presence starts lurking around*
Philip: I'm surprise you guys didn't know Martial already has a boyfriend *smiles darkly*
NKorea: *gulps* Then why you pick him than us!? For her
Philip: Because he's my bestfriend and one of my ASEAN family.
Germany: Because of that you let Malaysia be with her.
Philip: Oo naman. And besides he fought me and Kuya Del for having the blessing on courting her.
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Shy: If you guys didn't know. Before Malaysia starts courting Martial. He ask Philip and Del a permission. Of course, Philip and Del being the overprotective brothers they are, they challenge Malaysia to a duel and in the end Malay won.
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Philip: And I heard, that you putas bribe them for kidnapping me and hoping to get in my sister's pants!
Russia: *gulp* It was China's idea
China: What the fuck, Russia!
Philip: *appears holding a rifle and a sword* PUTANGINA KAYO! PAPATAYIN KO NA KAYO!!!!!!
Others: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
~Meanwhile~
Fem!Martial: Uhmm babe? I think I heard screaming
Malay: Oh really *looks out, Philip torturing the Martial Harem* Oh it was probably just the wind, sayang. *kisses her cheek, and walks away with her*
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Shy: Don't worry guys, Malay and Martial are not married (yet). The reason why Malay proposed its because he was getting annoyed of Martial's harems. So he proposed hopefully to break the boys' heart. and Martial knows about it so she just play along. *grabs a microphone* So anywho~ What do you guys think, of the show? UwU