*players appear*
Moon: We're currently at war with the Gold Winglet.
Rainkeeper: Why-
Winter: Long story.
Turtle: Don't ask.
Kinkajou: We got them gooooood yesterday.
Joy: Oh three moons, what did you do?
Umber: Kinkajou and I wrote them a song.
Kinkajou: And Qibli composed it,
Qibli: And then we sang it to them.
Air: Sing iiiiitttttt!
JW: *cackles*
JW: There goes the Gold Winglet, rowing down the Delaware, chewing on their underwear, CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR. Ten days later, BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR, That's how the polar bear DIIIIIEEEEDDDDD!
Hosts:.......*applauds*
Joy: Oh, Moon, Qibli, Winter, here, you might enjoy this as much as me and Kelp did.
Moon: Is that a picture of your kids?
Kelp: it's an AWESOME picture of our kids.
Joy: Created by ActiveArtist. THANK YOU!
Moon: Wait....IS THAT STARDUST IN THE BACKGROUND?
Kelp: Yep! Ander's beating him up.
Joy: I think my personal favorite part of this is that you can clearly see the sheer terror on his face.
Kelp: I like how Shore and Rin are just sitting back, chill to just watch.
Joy: It's beautiful.
Carnelian: So what's our dare?
Seashell: Oh, Qibli can't interact with Winter or Moon for the whole day.
Winter: Okay.
Moon: Fine by me.
Qibli: WHAT! NOOOO!!!!
Winter: It'll be a relief, actually.
Qibli: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME-
Joy: *locks Qibli in a closet*
Umber: *sighs* Just when I thought he was out of there for good.
Nightflyer: I'd like to think you can survive ONE day without them, Qibli.
Qibli: But who will I nag?!?! WHO WILL I TELL PUNS TO AND PESTER WITH MY INTELLIGENCE?!??! WHO WILL I FLIRT WITH!?!?!
Air: Well, if you need someone to flirt with, I'm sure Faithbringer's available...
Qibli: OH THREE MOONS NO, NEVERMIND.
Qibli:...Mooon???? Winter? Aren't you going to protest this more????
Moon:......
Winter:.......
Moon: So, are we allowed to talk, or...?
Joy: Oh, you can talk, he just can't interact with you.
Rainkeeper: So you can't talk TO him, and he can't talk to you. Or do anything else.
Winter:.....THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Winter: *throws confetti and starts celebrating*
JW:.......
Kinkajou: Really?
Winter: SHUT UP, THIS IS THE ONE DAY THE DARE HAS GONE IN MY FAVOR AND I'M GONNA ENJOY IT, DAMMIT!
Umber: Wait, can the rest of us still interact with Qibli?
Air: Yep.
Umber: YES! UMBLI TIME!
Umber: *unlocks the closet and drags Qibli out*
Qibli: What-
Umber: You're mine now, sweetie.
Qibli: Uh oh.
Turtle: Run Qibli Run!!!
Qibli: Wait, that reminds me of a funny joke! WINTER!
Joy: Nope, you can;t tell him the joke.
Qibli: BUT-
Rainkeeper: No interaction.
Qibli:.........
Qibli: Fine. Fine! I can go a day without them. No biggie. *sits down*
Qibli: *stares at Moon and Winter*
Winter: Well, seeing as Qibli can't speak with us today, maybe it's time we talked a bit more about the Winterwatcher side of things.
Moon: Isn't it kinda cruel to talk about our relationship while Qibli can hear?
Qibli: Man, Moon's eyes are really pretty today.
Qibli:.....DAMN YOU NO INTERACTING!
Qibli: Wait! What if I interact through another dragon?
Nightflyer: Loopholes are always welcome.
Qibli: Kinkajou! C'mere! *whispers a plan to her*
Kinkajou: With pleasure.
Kinkajou: *sprints over, tackles Winter, punches him in the face*
Kinkajou: MOON YOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY EYES!
Qibli: *facetalons*
Winter: *shoves her away*
Winter: Let's get out of here. *leaves with Moon*
Qibli: Wait wAiT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING????? WHAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS AND DARKSTALKER KIDNAPS YOU, I NEED TO KNOW YOUR WHEREABOUTS! WINTER, I THOUGHT UP FOUR MORE PUNS COME BAAAAACCCKKKK!!!
*three hours later*
Qibli: *has attempted every single loophole and failed*
Qibli: Must.... See..... Them....
Turtle: I really thought you'd handle this better. It's ONE day, dude.
Kinkajou: Yeah, that's nothing. I can handle a day without Turtle.
Turtle: Exactly.
Qibli: YEAH, BUT ME GOING A DAY WITHOUT WINTER AND MOON IS LIKE UMBER GOING A DAY WITHOUT SKITTLES!
Umber: *pauses mid skittle binge*
Umber: I can quit ANYTIME I WANT!
Carnelian: Prove it, give me the bag.
Umber: NO.
Qibli: *screeches*
Air: Geez, if it's this bad, how are you going to last when JMA lets out for the summer?
Qibli: Simple. Winter's family thinks he's dead, so he'll come live with me for the rest of forever and Moon will visit on a biweekly basis to make sure we haven't slaughtered each other. It'll be a great sitcom, you'll see.
Joy: A better sitcom than an angel, a demon, and a pregnant human living under one roof and expecting an angel baby with wings?
Air: WHAT SHOW is this and WHERE do I watch it?
Joy: It's currently happening in Lucifer season 4, Netflix, and I want the sitcom spinoff just as much as I want a Feysand baby.
Kelp: You should really stop obsessing over the idea of a Feysand baby.
Joy: I CAN'T, IT WOULD BE ADORABLE, AND THE INNER CIRCLE WOULD MAKE SUCH GREAT PARENTS.
Kelp: We know, we know.
Qibli: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MORE PRESSING MATTER PLEASE???
Qibli: I NEED TO SEE MY LOVERS!
Umber: I'm right here....
Qibli: I mean I NEED TO SEE MY CANON LOVERS!
Umber: Ouch.
Carnelian: Since when is Winter your canon lover?
Qibli:.....I literally told my mother we were gonna get married some day, did that not tip anyone off?
Kinkajou: Ohhhhh.
Turtle: *sets up table with big sign in the front that reads "Qibli is bi and Carnelian is a lesbian change my mind"*
Carnelian: You have NO PROOF-
Turtle: Don't I though? Don't I?
*one day later*
Winter/Moon: *calmly walking down the hall*
Qibli: *launches and tackles them*
Qibli: I MISSED YOU BOTH SO MUCH, OH MY MOONS!!!
Moon: Aww, we missed you too.
Winter: No we didn't.
Moon: Shut up Winter.
Winter: No, I mean, since he couldn't stop me yesterday, I literally filed a restraining order *hands Qibli a piece of paper* You have to stay 50 feet away from me at all times now.
Qibli:.....You bitch.
Qibli: *grabs Moon and runs 50 feet away*
Qibli: I CAN STILL YELL MY PUNS TO YOU WINTER!
Qibli: I keep trying to break the ice with you, but you keep giving me the cold shoulder!
Joy: *appears* *violently slaps Qibli*
Joy: No more puns.