Shy: *reading some smut countryhumans fanfic* Hmmmm Heh~
Philia: Uhhh Ate Shy
Japan: Uhhh Shy what are u reading? *looks at the title* NANI!
Spain: Uh Shy?
Shy: *looks at Spain and jumps towards him, chocking him*
Spain: Ack!
Shy: Walang hiya kang manyakis ka!!!! *punches him* (How dare you pervert!)
Spain: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Del: What the fuck, she's reading?
Japan: *picks my phone, and reads what I'm reading* *nosebleed* She's reading a SpainXPhilippines smut fanfic
America: WHAAAAT!?
Shy: *gets up after giving Spain a blackeye, a bleeding nose, and broken bones* *smirks* Hey whats wrong with it?
Martial: Its wrong alright!
Shy: *laughs* I love the chapter really. And its nice that Spain is being gentle with Phil
Philia: *blushes*
Shy: But I snapped when he mentioned "rape" so yeah
Spain: Help me plsss *groaning in pain*
Mal: *was about to help him*
Martial: *pulls her away from him* Mal no.