Air: *sighs*
Air: Don't you hate it when you have two ships, let's call them A and B and C and D, and everything's happy and perfect until A starts dating C and you're like WHAT? NO! THAT'S NOT WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH!!!
Joy: And then C and D both die, and B turns himself in for C's murder even though he didn't kill him, so now A is all alone? Yeah, I know that.
Air: What.....what are YOU talking about?
Joy: How to get away with murder. What are you talking about?
Air: How the Bobby-Mary ship was breaking up the Mary and John and Bobby and Ellen ships.
Nightflyer: I thought we were talking about Harry and Ginny and Draco and Hermione.
Rainkeeper: Wait what-
Air: Okay, so every fandom has one of these.
Rainkeeper: Nightflyer-
Joy: Yeah, guess so.
Rainkeeper: NIGHTFLYER, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT DRARRY BROKE UP HINNY AND DRAMIONE?
Nightflyer: Maybe.
Rainkeeper: What the-
Nightflyer: Prove me wrong.
*players appear*
Joy: Wait a second....Where's Kinkajou?
Turtle: Probably writing Blicket fanfiction. She hasn't stopped in days.
Kinkajou: *walks in* Not true! I've stopped to acknowledge you!
Turtle:......You said Hello living creature. How goes the shipping?
Kinkajou: See?
Turtle: THAT WAS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO.
Kinkajou: Then I take it that you're NOT gonna be happy when I start reading Swuna fanfiction, right?
Turtle: *facetalons*
Umber: So, what's the dare of the day?
Nightflyer: Dare....of...the...day....
Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D.
Nightflyer: HOTD!!!
Air: Not this again.
Seashell: THE FRENCH DUDE DOESN'T HAVE WATTPAD, OKAY, HE'S NOT GOING SEE IT.
Rainkeeper: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
Nightflyer: IT COULD HAPPEN.
Rainkeeper: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
Joy: You're a chair, dear.
Rainkeeper: Shut up!
Air: Carnelian, it's your wedding day.
Carnelian: SHIT.
Umber: OH MY MOONS.
Carnelian: Oh no.
Umber: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.
Carnelian: Umber-
Umber: *drops giant binder of wedding plans*
Umber: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
Carnelian: *facetalons*
Moon: You.....You planned Carnelian's wedding?
Umber: Yes. What? Like you HAVEN'T planned your best friend's wedding in your head?
Moon: No.....
Kinkajou: Well then you're a bad friend.
Moon: You've planned our weddings?
Kinkajou: Well, not yours....
Kinkajou: But Tsunami and I have planned Anemone and Tamarin's wedding down to the SECOND.
Kelp: YES.
Kinkajou: I also have a whole binder for Glorybringer, but Glory refuses to look at it, so I always have to go to Deathbringer for planning questions.
Joy: Why do I ship my parents?
Rainkeeper: Because everyone does.
Carnelian: Hold up- WHO am I marrying?
Hosts: *start giggling*
Winter: That's never a good sign.
Air: RUBY!
Carnelian: Oh moons.
Seashell: And I hereby deem thee RUBYNELIAN!
Air: Or Carruby?
Joy: Sounds like a fancy gem.
All: *thinks about it*
Qibli: I...... I kinda ship it....
Carnelian: WHY THE HELL-
Qibli: JUST HERE ME OUT!
Qibli: Carnelian being left alone to babysit Cliff for the first time.
Kinkajou: *gasps*
Qibli: THE FLUFF.
Kinkajou: My imagination is running WILD right now.
Qibli: I SHIP IT.
Kinkajou: SAME.
Carnelian: STOP IT!
Umber: It does fit quite well with the wedding plans,
Carnelian: OH MY MOONS.
Nightflyer: Well sorry Umber, but unless you can have all your wedding plans set up in the next two minutes, we're just gonna.
Umber: *sets up the whole wedding, kidnaps Ruby and set her up*
Umber: Done.
Moon: You even got flowers.....
Kinkajou: Turtle?
Turtle: Yeah?
Kinkajou: I wanna hire Umber as our wedding planner?
Turtle: But we're already married, remember?
Kinkajou: Right..... Let's get married again, but have Umber plan it.
Turtle: Okay.
Ruby: Um......What's going on?
Air: We need you to marry Carnelian.
Ruby: WHAT? But I'm already married! I have a husband!
Joy: *flips through book 8 of WOF*
Joy: I see no evidence of that.
Rainkeeper: Single until canonically married.
Kelp: More like single until the fandom says so.
Joy: This is fandom, Kelp. No one is ever single.
Air: What about Squid?
Nightflyer: Technically there's a ship for him and Fatespeaker.
Air: WHAT? EW!!!!!!
Nightflyer: I know.
Umber: NIGHTFLYER, WOULD YOU JUST MARRY THEM OR I'LL DRAG IN JOEY FROM FRIENDS AND MAKE HIM DO IT.
Air: *gasps*
Nightflyer: Alright, alright.
Air: NIGHTFLYER, CAN JOEY FROM FRIENDS MARRY US????
Nightflyer: But-
Air: PLEASE?
Nightflyer:.....Alright, fine. But one marriage at a time, okay?
Air: OKAY!
Nightflyer: So, Carnelian, do you agree to marry Ruby?
Carnelian: NO.
Nightflyer: Too bad. Ruby, will you marry Carnelian?
Ruby: I don't really have a choice in the matter, do I?
Nightflyer: No you don't, that's the spirit. Now say something nice about each other.
Carnelian: WHY?
Nightflyer: BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Qibli/Kinkajou: *freaking out*
Umber: *sheds a tear*
Umber: My little lesbian's all grown up.
Carnelian: OH MY MOONS, UMBER!
Kinkajou: Anemarin should be next.
Turtle: Agreed.
Nightflyer: ONE nice thing people, come on, it's not that hard. IT's not like we're talking about Morrowseer.
Ruby: Well, um.... I've always admired your fighting skills.
Carnelian: Oh! Well, um.... thanks. I guess I've always liked how you hated Scarlet as much as me.
Carnelian: And you have a cute son.
Ruby: Thanks!
Nightflyer: Shipper, if you will?
Qibli: NOW KISSSSSSSSSS
Nightflyer: You heard him.
Carnelian/Ruby: *kisses*
Umber: *sets off a rainbow confetti cannon*
Umber: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS QUEENS!!!!
Winter: Dude, could you be more gay?
Umber: Is that a challenge?
Air: No, it's a reference.
Nightflyer: Everything's a reference. We literally had a conversation before this speaking in nothing but quotes.
Air: You'd be amazed how easy that is.
Umber: Now the wedding reception will be held in the hall, and there is a full feast for you all to enjoy.
Joy: *checks the hall*
Joy: Dude, there's nothing but skittles in here.
Umber: Did I fucking stutter?
Joy: .....No.....
Umber: Thought so.
Kinkajou: Qibli, come with me.
Qibli: Why?
Kinkajou: We have fanfiction to write.
Qibli: Goodbye, Winter, Moon. I will not be seen for several days.
Moon: Oh dear moons.
Turtle: So long Kinkajou, nice knowing you.
Kinkajou: BYE TURTLEDOVE!