Nightflyer: If ANYONE knows where I can find a Harry Potter fanfiction with a Slytherin-Hufflepuff relationship in it, TELL ME IMMEDIATELY.
Air: Okay, calm down.
Nightflyer: NO! THIS IS MY DESTIEL. SYLTHERPUFFS FOR LIFE.
Air: I thought Wolfstar was your Destiel.....
Nightflyer: THAT TOO.
Nightflyer: JUST GIVE ME GOOD HP FANFICTIONS ABOUT THOSE THINGS.
Joy: Okaaaaaaay.
*players appear*
Joy: This is going to be insanity.
Rainkeeper: Welp, randomness was requested of us.
Starflight: Randomness and this game never end well.
Air: Whaaaaaat? Yes it does!
Umber: Do you not remember the time drunk Carnelian pole-vaulted into a stash of booze?
Rainkeeper: Yes.
Carnelian: That really hurt.
Rainkeeper: It hurt my booze more.
Glory: *facetalons*
Seashell: Well, here goes nothing *snaps talons*
*All players turn into Walruses*
All:.........
Deathbringer: *screams*
Peril: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS??!!
Winter: SHIT! I'M A WALRUS! NOW ALL THE ONE'S I'VE EATEN CAN KILL ME AND TAKE REVENGE!
Glory: Hey, I was promised a walrus, not to be turned INTO a walrus!
Clay: You know, this is strangely comfortable. I feel like I can be lazy without people complaining now.
Umber: Oh course you don't have a problem with being a walrus.
Clay: What's that mean?
Umber: *tries to facetalon, ends up smacking himself in the face with a flipper*
Kinkajou: Oh my moons.... All those times I tried to look like a walrus with chopsticks.... IT'S ALL COME TRUE NOW.
Turtle: HOW CAN THESE THINGS SWIM IN THE OCEAN?!!?
Moon: Does this flubber make me look fat?
Qibli:........CRAP, IT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING QUESTION YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN ASK! RUN!!!
Qibli: *tries to run, ends up flopping on the ground*
Moon:.......Really?
Clay: Hey, that looked kinda fun *flops down*
Deathbringer: And I shall impale my enemies with these tusks.
Glory: Really?
Deathbringer: They are the ONLY PERK TO THIS I'M SEEING, OKAY?
Kinkajou: We should go lay on rocks.
Seashell: And not let Gerald on the rock?
Kelp: Seashell, I think those were seals.
Seashell: Eh, seals, walruses, they both eat penguins.
Kelp: That's not- *sighs*
Carnelian: I DON'T LIKE THIS.
Tsunami: AGREED. CHANGE US BACK NOW.
Air: *gasps* I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA!!!
Nightflyer: We're all ears.
Riptide: No, we're all walruses, get your facts right.
Air: WALRUS DANCE PARTY!
All:.......
Clay: HELL YES!
Everyone Else: NO.
Joy: Too late
Seashell: We call this room party central.
Rainkeeper: Technically we haven't actually had a party here YET.
Kelp: But when we do....
Seashell: We'll be READY! *presses button*
*disco ball drops from the ceiling and smashes on the floor*
All:.........
Glory: That was possibly the lamest thing I've ever witnessed.
Seashell:........
Seashell: WELL YOU'RE A WALRUS, SO HA!
Joy: Big ugly walruses, right Deathbringer?
Deathbringer: What?
Joy: Ooooooh riiiiight, that hasn't happened yet in your reality. It's an inside joke, you'll get it later.
Deathbringer: Hopefully when I'm NOT a walrus?
Joy: Yeah.
Air: *pokes them with a stick*
Air: DANCE WALRUS DANCE!
Nightflyer: Shouldn't you be in mourning after the last Supernatural episode?
Air: Why would I be in mourning? Am I mad at my boys, yes, but mourning? No.
Nightflyer: But.... Mary.....
Air: Oh, fuck Mary, who cares about her? LET'S PARTY!
Players: *awkwardly try to figure out how to dance as walruses*
Umber: *has somehow managed to become a tap dancing walrus sensation*
Peril: Clay, get up.
Clay: Why?
Peril: Because I wanna dance with you!
Clay: *sinks even further into the floor*
Clay: Noooooooooo
Peril: How are you EVEN MORE LAZY as a walrus?
Clay: Because waaaaaaaalllllllruuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssss
Nightflyer: I would bet HUGE money that Clay's spirit animal and Patronus is a walrus.
Air: Really? I was betting cow.
Nightflyer: Wanna bet on it?
Air:.....Yes.
Nightflyer: CLAY MAKE A PATRONUS!
Clay: *fumbles with a wand because walrus flippers*
Clay: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Joy: *dies laughing because a walrus just made a patronus*
*Patronus is a walrus*
Nightflyer: HA!
Air: Alright fine, what do I owe you?
Nightflyer: Just a kiss, my dear.
Fatespeaker: CHANGE US BACK.
Rainkeeper: Nah.
Fatespeaker: WE WILL DISRUPT YOUR SHIPS.
Joy: How?
Starflight: *walrus flops on Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: *screeches*
Nightflyer: HELP! IT'S FAT AND BLUBBERY! GET IT OFF!
Carnelian: *brandishing a harpoon*
Carnelian: Call me Ismael.
Winter: *slaps her*
Winter: That's about WHALES, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Carnelian/Winter: *get into a walrus sissy fight*
Carnelian: CHANGE US BACK SO I CAN PROPERLY BEAT THE HECK OUT OF WINTER!
Joy: See now THAT'S a logical reason for us to change you back.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everybody changes back*
Players:......*promptly attack the hosts- except Joy- for changing them into walruses*
Joy: I love how no one dares attack me.
Kelp: *screams*
Joy: *puts on war paint*
Joy: But before I venture into the war, I'll ask.
Joy: Who was your first OTP, like, ever?
Joy: *jumps into the fighting*