Air: *humming*
Air: *takes Jack from Supernatural*
Air: *puts him in a dog cage*
Air: Now you SIT IN THERE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Nightflyer: But....I thought he did good....
Air: He killed the snake!
Joy: *gasps* NOT THE SNAKE!
Kelp: I like snakes!
Air: EXACTLY.
Jack: But I was just trying to-
Air: NOPE.
*players appear*
Umber: You realize this is the fifth dare in a row you've done with us.
Nightflyer: Sixth if you count when you and the DOD were here.
Joy: We really need to start randomly picking dares that involve the DOD.
Seashell: I know.
Rainkeeper: And I know things now, many valuable things, that I hadn't known before.
Air: INTO THE WOODS!
Joy: Or, alternatively,
Joy: Kids who just discovered the internet.
Kelp: And I know things now, many horrifying things, that I hadn't known before.
Joy: That's better.
Umber: Can we get to the dare? I have a demigod date waiting for me.
Air:........
Kelp:.........
Umber: What, is that a problem?
Kelp: Leave my Solangelo alone and we're good.
Umber: Deal.
Seashell: Dare time! *snaps talons*
*Nothing happens*
Players:.....
Turtle: I'm afraid to know what they did.
Kinkajou: Me too.
Umber: If I was you, I wanna be me too. Wanna be me too.
Rainkeeper: Congrats, Moon!
Moon: OH DEAR MOONS NO, WHAT DID YOU DO?
Air: You're an animus.
Moon:......Sooooo, I can read minds, see the future, AND I'm an animus.
Nightflyer: Yep.
Moon: SHIT, I'M DARKSTALKER! *runs away screaming*
Turtle: WAIT, MOON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD! *runs after her*
Kinkajou:.......Why did I just completely forget that Turtle was an animus?
Qibli: I don't know.
Winter: Shut up, you broke animus magic and are not allowed to talk about it ever again.
Qibli: But-
Winter: NO.
Turtle: *comes back in, dragging Moon*
Turtle: She's better now.
Carnelian: Qibli, go back to being Dragon Aladdin.
Seashell: OH MY GOSH, QIBLI IS DRAGON ALADDIN!
Qibli: Yeah, except I don't marry a princess.
Moon: Oh really?
Qibli: Yeah.
Qibli: *leans on Winter*
Qibli: I marry a prince.
Winter: I will rip your flipping face off.
Qibli: Love you too dear.
Kinkajou: This love triangle will never stop being confusing, will it?
Umber: Kinkajou, it's a square now. You and I jump in when we're needed.
Kinkajou: True.
Moon: No, I think I've figured it out.
Qibli: We're listening.
Moon: We're all in love with each other, but I'm comfortable admitting that I love Winter and Qibli. Qibli is the type to kiss me, and then promptly turn around and make a suggestive comment toward Winter, because he's slick like that, and Winter just suppresses his emotions and pretends to hate us both.
Nightflyer: Makes sense.
Joy: Yep. Now, Moon! What are you going to do with your newfound powers?
Moon: Oh, uh.....
Moon: I know! I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE HAPPY!
Air: Oh crap, not this.
All: *suddenly smiles widely*
Turtle: *glances at Joy's psychotic smile and screams*
Moon: I just want everyone to be happy and do whatever will make them happiest.
Air: Excuse me, I need to go locate Destiel. *runs away*
Nightflyer: Where did I leave that folder of Wolfstar memes....
Joy: Must.....Murder....
Kelp: *clings to Joy*
Joy: Get off I have to kill something!!!!
Kelp: I CAN'T. I HAVE TO BE HAPPY. AND I CAN'T BE HAPPY UNLESS YOU'RE WITH ME.
Joy: *tries to shake him of*
Kelp: *clinging to her leg*
Kelp: HELP.
Kinkajou: *sipping a fruit smoothie and completely unfazed*
Kinkajou: I'm always happy, so this is fine.
Turtle: WHY THE HELL DO NO ANIMUS SPELLS AFFECT YOU?!!?
Kinkajou: *shrugs* Guess I'm immune.
Turtle: HOW.
Umber: I....I need to leave...
Moon: Where are you going?
Umber: Stewie Griffin gave me the name of a...dance...club.... And I need to go there.
Moon: Oh, okay.
Carnelian:.....*punches Moon in the face*
Moon: OW! WHAT THE HELL-
Carnelian: *smiles* I'm happy now.
Qibli:.........
Winter:..........
Winter: Don't you dare.
Qibli: I gotta.
Winter: NO.
Qibli: SHE SAID WE HAD TO DO THINGS THAT MADE US HAPPY!
Winter: NO.
Qibli: *tackles Winter and kisses him*
Winter: *gives in*
Moon: *sits back and watches everyone be miserably happy because they have no other choice*
Moon: This. This is a good use of animus magic.
Sunny: *bursts through the wall*
Sunny: WSHO THE FUCK MADE EVERYBODY HAPPY?!!?!?!?
Moon: Me!
Sunny: *hugs her*
Sunny: YOU JUST RE-SAILED THORNMOVER THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU!!!!
Sunny: *runs away*
Moon: See Darkstalker? You can do good, harmless things with animus magic!
Darkstalker: Come back to me in a week when they're all miserable because they can't feel any emotion other than happiness.
Moon:......Oh......
Moon: Crap.
Moon: QIBLI! I need you to break animus magic again!
Winter: NO!
Qibli: OKAY!
Turtle: CAN YOU HEAL TAMARIN AND STARFLIGHT'S BLINDNESS FIRST?!!?!??!!?
Moon: Sure, I guess.
Kinkajou: Yay! They'll be so happy.
Turtle: And Anemone will owe me a favor FOREVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Kinkajou: Oh dear moons, what are you gonna make her do?
Turtle: Something that helps me extract revenge from the love spell she put on you.
Kinkajou:.......Let's kill her.
Turtle: WHAT?
Kinkajou: and then resurrect her. That way she'll know what happens when you mess with Turtlejou.
Turtle: Nobody messes with Turtlejou.
Kinkajou: Nobody.
Turtle/Kinkajou: *fist bump*
Moon: Alright, so I'll fix their blindness and do that other little spell and then I'll give up the magic.
Carnelian: WAIT- What other spell?
Moon: Oh Darkstalker asked me to do something for him, it's nothing.
All:..........
Joy: Get her.
All: *tackles Moon*