Hollywood (我就是好莱坞) Part I

By sarcastic_lass

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An advertising director is reborn in 1988 Hollywood as an eighteen-year-old blond-haired westerner named Eric... More

CHAPTER 1 - HOLLYWOOD 1988
CHAPTER 2 - INSPIRED BY A QUARREL
CHAPTER 3 - THANKFULLY IT'S NOT MICHAEL CRICHTON
CHAPTER 4 - TEMPTED
CHAPTER 5 - CONDITION
CHAPTER 6 - GOOD NEWS
CHAPTER 7 - AUDITION
CHAPTER 8 - BASKETBALL REFEREE
CHAPTER 9 - IN THE FLESH
CHAPTER 10 - STARTING POINT
CHAPTER 11 - BURNT
CHAPTER 12 - YOU'RE SO SHAMELESS
CHAPTER 14 - BAD TIMING
CHAPTER 15 - RUNAWAY
CHAPTER 16 - BOLD IDEA
CHAPTER 17 - TEMPORARY CREW
CHAPTER 18 - DRASTIC MOVE
CHAPTER 19 - DIRECTOR WILLIAMS
CHAPTER 20 - MOVIE PREVIEW
CHAPTER 21 - ANOTHER STARTING POINT
CHAPTER 22 - BUYOUT
CHAPTER 23 - GENIUS, MADMAN
CHAPTER 24 - THE BET IS ON
CHAPTER 25 - PROMOTION IN FULL SWING
CHAPTER 26 - POTENTIAL CRISIS
CHAPTER 27 - SHOCKING EVERYONE
CHAPTER 28 - COUNTERMEASURES
CHAPTER 29 - STRANGE COMPENSATION AGREEMENT
CHAPTER 30 - MICHAEL EISNER'S INVITE
CHAPTER 31 - STATEMENT
CHAPTER 32 -WAVES
CHAPTER 33 - INITIATIVE
CHAPTER 34 - BEGGAR
CHAPTER 35 - I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER DAY
CHAPTER 36 - *SPOILER*
CHAPTER 37 - FEAST
CHAPTER 38 - UNENDING CURSE
CHAPTER 39 - TEACH YOU A LESSON
CHAPTER 40 - IDEAL LEAD ACTRESS
CHAPTER 41 - PLEASE DON'T SPILL
CHAPTER 43 - IT'S A MANTRA
CHAPTER 44 - RIP OFF
CHAPTER 45 - FARCE
CHAPTER 46 - *SPOILER*
CHAPTER 47 - I'VE ALSO WORN THAT SHIRT
CHAPTER 48 - KIDNAPPED
CHAPTER 49 - THERE'S SUCH A THING AS FATE
CHAPTER 50 - FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU
CHAPTER 51 -PREVENTING THE SALE
CHAPTER 52 - BE THE BAD GUY
CHAPTER 53 - WISE ENOUGH TO NOT REFUSE
CHAPTER 54 - PRODUCT PLACEMENT
CHAPTER 55 - HOW COULD I STOP YOU ?
CHAPTER 56 - MORONIC TO THE CORE
CHAPTER 57 - OUT OF CONTROL
CHAPTER 58 - THE PRINCE
CHAPTER 59 - APOLOGIZE
CHAPTER 60 - PHOTO
CHAPTER 61 - GET-TOGETHER
CHAPTER 62 - ROXETTE
CHAPTER 63 - TEST
CHAPTER 64 - DON'T GET CAUGHT
CHAPTER 65 - TURNING POINTS
CHAPTER 66 - FRAGRANT FLOWER
CHAPTER 67 - TRAILER AT THE SUPER BOWL
CHAPTER 68 - PIXAR; THE UGLY DUCKLING
CHAPTER 69 - CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME ?
LOST CHAPTER 42 - HEAVENS OR MUNDANE WORLD
CHAPTER 70 - HOW FAR CAN YOUR SPIT FLY ?
Chapter 71 - The Golden Globe Award Ceremony
Chapter 72 - The real winner
Chapter 73 - an accident
Chapter 74 - LOGO
Chapter 75 - A Message to Steve Jobs
Chapter 76 - Super Bowl Night
Chapter 77 - Coming to the door
Chapter 78 - First day at the box office
Chapter 79 - Her
Chapter 80 - Two Gifts
Chapter 81 - Sincerity
Chapter 82 - Pixar new master
Chapter 83 - What can I do
Chapter 84 - Lost in Los Angeles
Chapter 85 - Crying
Chapter 86 - The first conversation
Chapter 87
Chapter 88 - Malibu 10880
Chapter 89 - Luck attribute points
Chapter 90 - No regrets
Chapter 91 - Amy's invitation
Chapter 92 - Fat sheep
Chapter 93 - I'll leave it to you
Chapter 94 - The original
Chapter 95 - TV series
Chapter 96 - Two Superstars (Sponsored Chapter)
Chapter 97 - Temptation
Chapter 98 - Too Much
Chapter 99 - I'll build a piece of art for you
Chapter 100 - Two life goals
Chapter 101 - I would never do that
Chapter 102 - Presenter
Chapter 103 - Coming to The Door
Chapter 104 - Director candidates
Chapter 105 - Circles
Chapter 106 - Favor
Chapter 107 - Witty girl
Chapter 108 - Do you believe in love at first sight
Chapter 109 - Welfare
Chapter 110 - She's mine!
Chapter 111 - Fuse
Chapter 112 - Kiss
Chapter 113 - Paparazzi
Chapter 114 - False protagonist
Chapter 115 - Numbers
Chapter 116 - Unbalanced state of mind
Chapter 117 - I want to become the king of Hollywood
Chapter 118 - Tango girl
Chapter 119 - Determined Woman
Chapter 120 - Richard Gere Interview
Chapter 121 - Cruise runs away
Chapter 122 - CAA Revelation
Chapter 123 - Five Movies
Chapter 124 - The Oscar
Chapter 125 - After Party
Chapter 126 - Spielberg
Chapter 127 - Unfavorable Situation
Chapter 128 - The second time
Chapter 129 - Injury
Chapter 130 - Little favors Part 1,2
Chapter 131 - Oriental aesthetics
Chapter 132 - Visit
Chapter 133 - Lunch Part 1,2
Chapter 134 - Rival Show
Chapter 135 - The D Prefix
Chapter 136 - What qualifications do they have to refuse? Part 1,2,3
Chapter 137 - Producer Part 1,2,3,4
Chapter 138 - I Swear by the Light Part 1,2
Chapter 139 -The Matter is Obvious
Chapter 140 - I Need a Maid
Chapter 141 - A High Quality Movie
Chapter 142 - Delivered Herself
Chapter 143 - Maid Attire
Chapter 144 - Falling...
Chapter 145 - Show Some Respect
Chapter 146 - The Dilemma
Chapter 147 - Trying Another Method
Chapter 148 - The Premier
Chapter 149 - Toys
Chapter 150 - The Beginning
Chapter 151 - Change of Images
Chapter 152 - Half a Caterpillar
Chapter 153 - Venting Anger
Chapter 154 - Fearing a Change in Opinions
Chapter 155 - Talking Nonsense Seriously
Chapter 156 - Video Tapes
Chapter 157 - The Storm Dissipates
Chapter 158 - Rebound
Chapter 159 - Let Me Think
Chapter 160 - An Affair to Remember
Chapter 161 - Flower Films
Chapter 162 - Missed One Thing
Chapter 163 - Unpleasant Factors
Chapter 164 - A True Loss
Chapter 165 - Lending Money
Chapter 166 - Go Hide Yourself in The Wardrobe
Chapter 167 - "Hi"
Chapter 168 - Freddie's little House
Chapter 169 - A roundabout talk
Chapter 170 - Bottom Line
Chapter 171 - Not Much Time Left
Chapter 172 -This is just Unfair
Chapter 173 -A Trivial Matter
Chapter 174- An Unexpected Gain
Chapter 175- Why Was It Black?
Chapter 176- Seven Colored Robbers
Chapter 177- Changing The Name
Chapter 178-Alienation
Chapter 179- The Impossible Truth
Chapter 180-The Second Daughter of Rubert Murdoch
CHAPTER 181- He Is a Real Jerk
CHAPTER 182- Various Motives
CHAPTER 183- The Exchange
CHAPTER 184- The Anti-War Theme
CHAPTER 185 - A Hint
CHAPTER 186- Drunkenness
CHAPTER 187- I Got It
CHAPTER 188- Being Alarmed
CHAPTER 189- One More Film Taken Away
CHAPTER 190- Such A Poor Judgment
CHAPTER 191- Her Heart Flipping Up
CHAPTER 192- I Have a Big Plan
CHAPTER 193- Bargaining Chip
CHAPTER 194- Hey
CHAPTER 195- Cameo
CHAPTER 196- "Do you have any hobbies?" (R-18)
CHAPTER 197- Loss of Power
CHAPTER 198- Countermeasures
CHAPTER 199- Awards Selection
CHAPTER 200- Chills

CHAPTER 13 - MEETING A GOBLIN

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A week later, the school scenes were completely wrapped up, and the crew began shooting elsewhere.

"Wow. WOW." Susan Sarandon came up to Eric, outstretched her hands and squeezed his face as she exclaimed: "You look exactly like my husband."

"Ha, ha."

"That's so strange."

"Yeah, really strange." Eric agreed.

"What exactly is going on ?" Susan said.

At this time, looking at the monitor, Penny Marshall shouted: "Cut ! Eric, you laughed again, this is the fifth time already, the fifth time ! Can't you restrain yourself ?!"

People often labeled directors as being bad tempered, but it was to be expected. Every time actors screwed up, they wasted time and money, no matter how good-tempered one was, one would definitely be angry, let alone those whose fuse were visibly shorter.

In this case, Eric could only apologize again and again: "I'm sorry Penny, I promise it won't happen again."

Penny Marshall rolled her eyes superciliously, it wasn't the first time Eric had guaranteed that.

"Everyone in place, get ready to try again."

Susan Sarandon who was next to Eric said: "Eric, the next time I squeeze your face, try to not focus on me."

"Yes, Ms. Sarandon, I'll try."

This passage wasn't even that funny, but Eric didn't know why he would just start laughing every time.

When they started shooting again, he tried Susan Sarandon's suggestion, and although he came close to bursting out loud many times, he restrained himself and they finally wrapped it at the sixth shot.

During the break, Eric walked towards the woman and said: "Ms. Sarandon, thank you for before."

"It was nothing, Eric. Just Susan is fine. You're really talented you know, I've never seen a first timer act like you do."

"Oh, thank you very much. Uhm, Susan, can I ask you a question ?"

"Yes ?"

Eric said: "It's like this, Susan your body is in an amazing shape, how do you maintain it ?"

"Oh wow, Eric, are you hitting on me ?" Susan raised her eyebrows and smiled as she asked.

Eric noted her meaningful expression and was reminded that sometimes, in Hollywood, older female celebrities would look for younger boyfriends. It wasn't rare for even sixty-year-old women to try to get their hands on 30 year-old youths.

"No, Susan, actually... my girlfriend has been trying to lose weight recently, so I was thinking on getting some advice from you."

"Oh, I see, losing weight is indeed not an easy thing. I happen to know a good fitness consultant in Beverly Hills, she opened a women's fitness club, and used to be an excellent nutritionist. You can bring your girlfriend there to get some advice, she will give her a reasonable weight-loss program that she'll have to follow."

"Well, could you give me the address ?"

"Sure, no problem." Susan Sarandon asked her assistant to bring a pen and a piece of paper, she then quickly wrote a memo and handed it to Eric, who received it, thanked her, and turned around to leave.

Just as he went back to the resting area and was about to sit down, Drew hastily pulled his chair away mischievously as she asked: "Hey, Eric, what did Susan just write you ? Is it the address for a date ?"

Eric noticed that Drew had become cheekier and cheekier recently, he said: "It is indeed, looks like you're really perceptive for a thirteen-year-old girl."

"Ha!" Drew chuckled loudly, she was initially joking around, but Eric's sarcastic comment got on her nerves, so she said: "I heard you grew up without a mother, did you develop an Oedipus complex ?"

Obviously, Eric had some understanding of Drew's family situation.

"Hey, Drew, let's not bring out that subject."

Drew thought that he got angry because she mentioned his mother, so she stuck her tongue out.

"Eric, I'll call it a day, but you have to invite me to dinner, ok ?"

Eric shook his head: "I'll have to ask Annie first."

"That supersized girl again ! Are you planning on adopting that T-Rex or what ?!"

Eric was surprised, did this era really start using dinosaurs' slang ? (TL: "dinosaur girl" is slang for "ugly girl" in China.)

"Tyrannosaurus Rex ? Drew, don't you think speaking about her like that in front of me is inappropriate ? If you were a man, I would've beaten you up."

"Don't think I don't know that the only reason she got her role, was because James was giving you face since you had taken a liking to her. But with that fatty's pride, she won't become your official girlfriend until the end of the filming. Ha! What a hypocritical woman."

"Drew." Eric's expression became solemn: "If you say anything like that again, I won't care about you anymore."

"Alright, alright." Drew raised her hands in surrender: "After we eat we could go to a place and talk about that book you wrote, Jurassic Park. It's really great, it turned me into Mr. Eric Williams' fan."

Eric said: "Stop it, Drew, will your mother even agree to that ?"

"That woman ?" Drew snorted with disgust: "As long as she gets her check, she couldn't care less about me."

It seemed like Drew's prejudices about her mother had penetrated deep into her bones. It's no wonder she cut all ties with her family once she turned sixteen in the past.

Today, Eric had shot many scenes, and even for his young body, that was a lot.

After they called it a day, he tiredly walked towards the parking lot, but soon found out that Drew was on his heels.

"Hey, Eric, you promised you'd buy me dinner, you're not allowed to slip away."

Eric stopped, then said: "Drew, don't be unreasonable, when did I promise you ? Go back quickly."

"No." Drew hurriedly grabbed Eric's arm, as her arrogant expression turned into a pitiful one: "I have already sent away my assistants, are you gonna let a little girl like me go home alone, what if some bad people corner me and I get raped or killed ?"

Eric had developed immunity when it came to Drew's lightning-changes in expression, unmoved, he said: "No, you go home alone. And hurry, it's been a hard day, I want to go back to rest."

Drew realized that her plan had failed and so she raised her hands and messed up her hair, ripped off her own small vest and gently scratched her skin as red marks started to appear. She then looked at Eric with her eyes blinking with tears as she stated: "If you don't agree, I'll sit on the floor and shout for help. Let's see how the L.A.P.D deals with you then."

Eric touched his forehead as his temples were threatening to burst.

Amitabha, how did I manage to meet a goblin right now, Buddha are you testing me ?

Bang –

Eric gloomily shut his door and started his car as he asked Drew who had already called shotgun: "Well, you win Drew so, where to ?"

"Mastro's, I want to eat steak."

"Aye aye captain, so where's that ?"

Drew first gave Eric a look of contempt before excitedly saying: "Then I'll drive ?"

"Not a chance, I don't want any trouble, hurry and spit the address out or I'll just randomly pick one."

Drew pursed her lips as she unwillingly told him, and Eric started to drive.

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