Shore: YO!
Haze: WE'RE BACK!
Ember: WE'RE THE BEST HOSTS EVER!
*Players appear*
Air: You wanna say that again?
Ember: *screams and runs away*
Joy: We thought so.
Rainkeeper: *sighs* Why do we trust them with this game?
Kelp: Wait, I'm confused. Why-
Joy: If there's a dare for us hosts, then the game gets hosted by Shore, Ander, Haze, Permafrost, and Ember.
Kelp: Ooooooooh.
Permafrost: And we're like NEVER HERE so it's AWESOME.
Seashell: So what's the dare?
Kelp: Wait a sec. If we're classified as the hosts, but they're also the hosts, then is it just one big host vs. host fight?
Joy: That would be a great idea for a game show. All the game show hosts battle against each other for the title of the master game host.
Kelp: But who would host THAT show?
Joy: Morgan Freeman and Sir Patrick Stewart.
Air: OH MY MOONS.
Nightflyer: THAT IS THE BEST PAIRING EVER.
Kelp: With Betty White as the show girl.
Joy: We're onto something here.
Kelp: I know.
Haze: ANYWAYS.
Permafrost: Today's dare includes one of my many OTPs.
Ember: Nightflyer has to sit and watch Coalfly make out.
Nightflyer: WHAT.
Nightflyer: WHY-
Permafrost: And you have to secretly watch them as Joy interviews them on their opinions on the relationship.
Nightflyer:.....*growls*
Air: Oh, this is gonna be great. I'll go make some popcorn.
Rainkeeper: I'll get the video camera.
Ander: You're not supposed to enjoy the dare...
Seashell: Oh, Nightflyer won't, but we'll enjoy it.
Air: Oh yes we will.
Nightflyer: Why are you betraying me like this, Air?
Air: Because it'll be fun to watch you get super overprotective and worked up.
Nightflyer: *glares*
*Coal and Firefly appear*
Coal: Oh, hi!
Firefly: Sup?
Haze: Long story short, we need you two to make out.
Firefly/Coal:.........
Coal: Okaaaaay?
Firefly: Done.
Nightflyer: Firefly!
Firefly: Oh shut up, like you've never made out with Air before?
Nightflyer: I-that- this-
Air: HE HAS!
Nightflyer: GEE THANKS.
Air: *shrugs*
Coal: *kisses Firefly*
Nightflyer: *lunges*
Joy: *holds him back*
Nightflyer: Must.....MURDER....
Joy: Awww, he's just like me!
Kelp: I don't think that's a good thing.
Joy: Ouch.
Nightflyer: *growling*
Seashell: I don't understand why he hates them. Coalfly is life.
Air: They're adorable.
Nightflyer: If by adorable you mean COAL IS THE REASON MY LITTLE SISTER WAS KIDNAPPED BY A GANG!
Firefly: Hey, I was fine!
Nightlfyer: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Coal: Okay, if we take out the whole gang thing- THEN would you like me?
Nightflyer: NO.
Coal: Okay, just checking.
Joy: Alright, Firefly, come with me *rags her out of the room*
Firefly: Wait why-
Coal: Wait NO, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!
Meanwhile....
Joy: So, Firefly, what's your honest opinion on Coal and Coalfly? Your response is confidential, so you can be extremely honest.
Firefly: Oh, um, okay.
Firefly: I love Coal.
Joy:....Yeah, and what else?
Firefly:.....I mean, okay, the gang thing is TERRIFYING, and sometimes he's a bit too overprotective, like come on, don't shield me from the gang, teach me how to kill them! But overall, Coal's great. He's like a really sweet puppy that's had a hard life, so he's reluctant to be friendly at first, but once he gets to know you, he's your best friend.
Joy: That's better.
Nightflyer: *has been listening in*
Nightflyer: *fumes*
Joy: *drags Coal in for interview*
Joy: So, what's your honest opinion on Firefly?
Coal: I don't deserve her.
Nightflyer: Damn right, you don't.
Coal: No, seriously. She's super smart and beautiful and I have no idea why she puts up with someone as stupid as me. And then there's the whole gang thing, which I have no idea how she deals with that. Firefly is just amazing, and I have no idea why she puts up with all my bullshit, but I'm really glad she does. I love her.
Nightflyer:........Dam it.
Rainkeeper: So, Nightflyer, thoughts?
Nightflyer: I hate you.
Coal: I know.
Nightflyer: But we're okay.
Coal: Wait really?
Nightflyer: I still hate you.
Coal: Understood.
Nightflyer: But I will TOLERATE your relationship with my sister.
Coal:.....Wow. Thank you.
Firefly: *pumps a fist in the air* FUCK YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Air: *bursts out laughing*
Nightrflyer:........*shoves Coal*
Coal: *shoves him back*
Nightflyer/Coal:.........
Seashell: SISSY FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
Nightflyer/Coal: *sissy fight*
Firefly: *facetalons*
Air: We put up with them why?
Firefly: I don't know, Air. I don't know.
Joy: So......
Haze: Anybody got a funny story?
Permafrost: We like funny stories.