Air: Sooooo, our scavenger author may have scarred a history teacher for life.....
Nightflyer: How-
Air: He was lecturing and walking around until he caught sight of her computer background.
Joy: That's not so bad.
Air: This is the background.
Air: He literally asked "What the hell is that?" while our scavenger author and her friend just laughing their heads off and yelled "MISHA!"
Rainkeeper: Wow.
Nightflyer: This is what happens when Misha gets involved in things.
*players appear*
Starflight: *inhales* DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER.
Deathbringer: Been spending most our lives living in a gangster's paradise.
Air: Churned butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise.
Deathbringer:........
Air:........
Deathbringer: You just ruined my theme song.
Air: Did I?
Starflight: DUDES. DUDEDUDEDUDE.
Fatespeaker: What?
Starflight: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BIG TIME RUSH?
Glory:....I'm sorry, What?
Starflight: BIG TIME RUSH. SUCH A GOOD BAND, AND THEY DISAPPEARED!
Peril: ......What....
Starflight: AND THEY WERE SO TALENTED TOO! AND LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT CARLOS! So cute....
Rainkeeper: *cackling with laughter*
Tsunami: Is high Starflight ranting about a boy band, or am I losing my mind?
Riptide: High Starflight is ranting about a boy band.
Starflight: THEY NEED A REUNION!
Moon: And we need High Starflight to teach our history class.
Kinkajou: FREAK. YES.
Qibli: Wait a sec..... Are you two still married?
Moon:.....
Kinkajou:.........
Kinkajou: FUCK.
Carnelian: Haha losers! Umber and I are still single!
Umber: Ain't no man gonna tie me down.
Carnelian: Ain't no lady gonna keep me.
Sunny: Didn't the effects of Umber's gay powers wear off already?
Carnelian:.....
Umber: I mean, I told you all she was gay...
Carnelian: SHIT. *runs away*
Umber: Oh, no, come back!
Joy: Okaaaay.
Kelp: Deepest darkest secrets. Moon! Go!
Moon:..........
Moon: So, um.....
Moon: Darkstalker asked me out on a date.....
Winter: *screams*
Qibli: *screams in horror*
Umber: And your response WAAAAAS?
Moon: NO. But he made me go anyway.
Glory: Oh dear moons.
Moon: We had dinner, it was nice.
Deathbringer: I'm gonna kill him.
Glory: You tried, remember?
Deathbringer: Hey, THAT BITCH SAID HE COULD PROTECT YOU BETTER THEN I COULD. THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS.
Kelp: Everything's fightin words in fight club.
Turtle: In what?
Joy: *clamps Kelp's mouth shut*
Joy: Dude. RULE NUMBER ONE.
Joy: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Air: Turtle! Dark secret?
Turtle: Soooo, I made Anemone an animus.
Tsunami:....You. Did. What.
Turtle: Yeaaaaah.....
Tsunami:....OH MY MOONS, I COULD KILL YOU.
Turtle: Sorry?
Kinkajou: Don't be sorry.
Turtle: Not sorry?
Rainkeeper: I'M SO SORRY!
Joy: BABY I'M SORRY, I'M NOT SORRY!
Nightflyer: Ah, sorry, the game that destroys families.
Seashell: Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: I killed a Nightwing when I was on their island, and then I dumped his body in lava. They thought he had just run away...
Deathbringer: So YOU'RE the reason I had to do search patrols for SIX MONTHS????
Kinkajou: Uh....yes?
Deathbringer:......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Glory: Oh relax Deathy.
Rainkeeper: Qibli?
Qibli: My mother poisoned my father.
Riptide: And like... killed him?
Qibli: Oh yeah. It was brutal. My siblings didn't see it, but I did. *shudders*
Sunny: This is why we need to help the Scorpion Den.
Qibli: Yep!
Joy: Winter?
Winter:..............
Winter: I've been secretly dating Lynx this whole time.
Moon: WHAT?
Qibli: EXCUSE ME.
Moon: HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Qibli: WE'RE MARRIED BITCH, YOU DON'T JUST GET TO SEE A CHICK ON THE SIDE!
Winter: Qibli, we're not married.
Qibli: HELL YES WE ARE, I HAVE THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT.
Winter: Oh my moons.
Moon: I feel so betrayed.
Qibli: Come on, Moon, he doesn't deserve us.
Moon: True.
Kelp: Umber! Secrets?
Umber:......I....
Clay: Come on, Umber.
Umber: I had a boyfriend during the war. He was a Skywing soldier, and he died next to me.
Air: *clutches heart*
Air: *drops*
Air: OHMIGOSH FEELS!!!!!!
Clay: *hugs Umber*
Umber: Guys, really, it's fine.
Peril: NO ITS NOT.
Kinkajou: UMBER DESERVES LOVE MORE THEN MOON DOES!
Moon:.....
Moon: I came out to have a good time and honestly, I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Joy: Carnelian?
Carnelian: Flame is my brother.
All: WHAT?!!?!?
Carnelian: Yeah.
Umber: Oh..... Well this is awkward....
Carnelian: Not really.
Umber:......Okay.
Air: Okay, dare done, now what?
Starflight: *raises kazoo*
Fatespeaker: Oh, not again.
Starfligt: *starts playing Bubblegum Bitch*
Joy:........
Joy: GOT A FIGURE LIKE A PIN UP, GOTTA FIGURE LIKE A DOLL,
Air: DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M DUMB, I DON'T CARE AT ALL.
Nightflyer: CANDY VEAR, SWEETIE PIE, WANNA BE ADORED.
Joy: I'M THE GIRL YOU'D DIE FOR!
Seashell: I CHEW YOU UP AND I'LL SPIT YOU OUT, CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOUNG LOVE IS ALL ABOUT.
Kelp: SO PULL ME CLOSER, AND KISS ME HARD, I'M GONNA POP YOUR BUBBLEGUM HEART!
All: I'M MSS SUGAR PINK, LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS! HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE, STEAL ME WITH A KISS, I'M MISS SUGAR PINK, LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS! I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH!!