Air: *is curled up in a small ball on the floor*
Air: *whimpers*
Kelp:......Is she okay?
Joy: Yeah, she'll be fine.
Nightflyer: *gives Air a cup of hot chocolate*
Nightflyer: We do this every week, she'll recover.
Kelp: What happened?
Joy: Supernatural had a new episode.
Nightflyer: It was a particularly emotionally traumatizing one.
Kelp: Oh.
Joy: You'll get used to it after awhile.
Rainkeeper: Just don't badmouth the gay angels and you'll be fine.
Kelp:....There are gay angels?
Joy:...........
Joy: You're in for a rude awakening, buddy.
*players appear*
Kinkajou: Hi!
Carnelian: Why.
Air: UMBER!
Umber: Wait, why. WHY am I being singled out, this is not good.
Moon: It was nice knowing ya, pal.
Winter: Good luck.
Seashell: I hereby grant you MAGIC POWERS! *snaps talons*
Umber:.........
Umber: Do I actually have magic powers?
Rainkeeper: No, but for the next three dares, you have the ability to make anyone gay.
Umber:......ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Nightflyer: Serious as people are about calling purple the color violet.
Air: Siriusly serious.
Kelp: Dead serious.
Joy: Dead Sirius.
Kelp: Too far.
Nightflyer: Mofo, I will kill you.
Joy: I'd like to see you try.
Umber: OH MY MERTHUR, I CAN MAKE ANYONE GAY.
Winter:......SHIT.
Qibli: RUN.
Moon: *is already running*
Umber: *maniacally laughter*
Umber: *claps Carnelian on the shoulder*
Umber: Hey, Neil-ian. I need you to go be gay and find a pretty girlfriend, okay?
Carnelian: NO.
Umber: Yes.
Carnelian: NEVER.
Umber: Just embrace the rainbow, okay sweetheart?
Carnelian:.........Dammit, his stupid powers work.
Kinkajou: Are we sure about that?
Turtle: We should test it.
Moon: *shoves Qibli in front of Carnelian*
Moon: Do you find him cute?
Carnelian: No.
Moon: Do you find me cute?
Carnelian:.... A little.
Moon: Crap it works.
Winter: Carnelian, do yourself a favor, and DO NOT GET INVOLVED IN MOON'S LOVE LIFE.
Qibli: Three moons, if she does, we'll have a pentagram.
Air: Oh my gosh, you just gave me the answer on how to summon gay Satan.
Nightflyer: What?
Air: Don't question it. Umber! I need a favor!
Umber: Yes?
Air: *throws everyone from Supernatural at him*
Air: MAKE THEM GAY.
Umber: Okaaaaaaay.
Air: Except Jack. I want Jack to have a girlfriend, because I need to see Dean, Sam, and Cas try to offer him relationship advice.
Nightflyer: OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
Air: I KNOW.
Air: *grabs Dean Winchester*
Air: Make him more gay.
Umber: But he's already bi.
Air: Yeah, well judging by the ten seasons of subtext and eye sex we've got, that's not gay enough.
Umber: Okay. *snaps talons*
Dean:.....Nothing's different.
Umber: Exactly.
Umber: So, how long do these powers last?
Nightflyer: Three dares.
Seashell: Use them wisely.
Joy: *hands him a potato*
Joy: With great power, comes great responsibility.
Umber:......I'll be back....
Umber: *runs away*
Kinkajou: This isn't going to end well for Pyrrhia, is it?
Turtle: Nope.
Moon: I'm afraid.
Carnelian: You should be.
*Meanwhile, in the Rainforest*
Jambu:.....Do you hear something?
Mangrove: Yeah, what is that?
*noise gets louder*
Mangrove: Wait, listen, I think I can make out the words!
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow....
Jambu: What is that?
Or my favorite color is the rainbow....
Umber: *slams into the rainforest, wearing a pride flag cape*
Umber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY!!!!
Umber: *throws skittles*
Jambu/Mangrove: *screams*
Umber: AAAAND, *pokes Jambu* YOU'RE GAY!
Jambu: Wait what? Why? What is this? Mangrove! Help me!!!
Mangrove: *runs away*
Jambu: DAMMIT MANGROVE!
Meanwhile.....
Flame: *sees a button*
Flame: I wonder what this does.
Flame: *presses button*
Flame: Oh, I'm gay now.
Meanwhile.....
Umber: *parading around, singing and making everybody gay*
Seashell: I think we may have gone too far...
Joy: Nope.
Nightflyer: Not at all.
Air: Let him have his fun, and bring in your gay ships.
Hosts:........
Nightflyer: S'cuz me, I need to go find Seamus and Dean.
Seashell: BRB I gotta go visit a Southside Serpents meeting and kidnap some boys.
Rainkeeper: I think it's about time John and Sherlock got together.
Joy: I'll go get Arthur and Merlin.
Air: I'll go grab Jo. Once she's officially gay, I can set her up with Charlie.
Kelp:.......This game is so freaking weird.