Rainkeeper: Joy, WHAT THE HELL.
Nightflyer: What did she do now?
Seashell: Who'd you kill?
Air: Who'd you piss off?
Joy: I did nothing!
Rainkeeper: Oh REALLY.
Joy:....Well..... nearly nothing....
Nightflyer: Spill.
Joy: Well you know how we like to make references....
Seashell: Oh dear moons.
Joy: So I went up to a protest group and very politely said "I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish girlfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
Seashell:.......WOW.
Air:.....*bursts out laughing*
Nightflyer: You gotta love the Kingsman movies.
*players appear*
Qibli: Us again?
Moon: Can't you go bother your parents for a while?
Rainkeeper: We can't help that people keep wanting to see you all sing something.
Turtle: True. We do sing better then Tsunami.
Kinkajou: But Glorybringer has us beat.
Winter: You could be a professional singer, and Glorybringer could still sing better.
Carnelian: Definitely.
Umber: What are we singing today? More songs about coming out of the closet?
Air: I can name at least four songs about coming out of the closet that all relate to Destiel.
Air: Wait six.
Air:.....SEVEN!
Nightflyer: Why is six afraid of seven?
Winter: Oh not this shit again.
Seashell: Winter, Qibli, and Umber have to sing Sincerely ME from Dear Evan Hansen.
Joy: Dear Evan Hansen. The book/play? That we know nothing about, except that it's extremely popular.
Rainkeeper: Someone please tell us what it is.
Seashell: Okay, so there's three parts in the song- Connor, Evan, and Jared.
Air: JARED?
Nightflyer: Oh no.
Air: jAReD PADALECKIIIIIII
Nightflyer: Not that Jared, Air.
Air: IT'S THE JESUS HAIRED MOOSE!
Joy: That's from a fanfiction, isn't it?
Air: Yes.
Joy: Knew it.
Seashell: Soooo, let's have Winter be Connor, Umber be Jared-
Air: JARED!!!!!
Seashell: And Qibli be Evan.
Winter: Whatever.
Qibli: Fine.
Umber: YES!
Joy: *clicks on music*
Winter: *long suffering sigh*
Winter: Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
Qibli: Why would you write that?
Umber: I'm just trying to tell the truth
Qibli: This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just..I'll do it
Winter: I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
Umber: Hard?
Winter: Has been bad
Umber: Bad?
Winter: Has been rough
Umber: Kinky!
Winter: And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Umber: Very specific
Qibli: Shut up!
Winter: I like my parents
Umber: Who says that?
Winter: I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
Umber: Smoking drugs?
Qibli: Just fix it!
Winter: If I stop smoking crack
Qibli: Crack?!
Winter: If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
Umber: Are we done yet?
Qibli: Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
Umber: Oh my god
Qibli: Dear Connor Murphy
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
Umber: No.
Qibli: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Umber: No!
Qibli: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Umber: Absolutely not
Qibli: Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Winter: Just wait and see!
Qibli/Winter: 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
Winter: My sister's hot
Qibli: What the hell!
Umber: My bad.
Winter: Dear Evan Hansen
Thanks for every note you send
Qibli: Dear Connor Murphy
I'm just glad to be your friend
Qibli/Winter: Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
Qibli: But not because we're gay
Winter: No, not because we're gay
Qibli/Winter: We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
Winter: Well anyway!
Qibli: You're getting better every day
Winter: I'm getting better every day
Qibli/Winter: Keep getting better every day
Qibli/Winter/Umber: Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Rainkeeper: I think Umber is fitting for Jared.
Air: Jared.
Nightflyer: Air, no.
Air: JARED
Nightflyer: Air, stop.
Air: JAAAAARRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!