Air: I AM VERY MAD.
Nightflyer: About what?
Air: WATTPAD.
Nightflyer: *gasps* WHY?
Air: Because I HATE IT when you find a book that is FABULOUS, but the writer thinks it's shit no matter how many people love it, so then they DELETE IT.
Rainkeeper: Three moons I hate that.
Air: So NOW, the greatest Destiel oneshot book of ALL TIME is GONE! And all that I'm left with are the fond memories of how great it was....
Seashell: This is why, dear authors of Wattpad, you should never delete your books. Because you might think it's shit, but it could be someone's favorite book of all time.
Joy: And everyone's got that one story they KNOW is awful. But readers disagree, so keep your works up! They're better then you think!
*players appear*
Sunny: So, apparently, there are some AMAZING faanfictions with me in them.
Glory: Yeah, but there's more fanfictions that are awesome with GLORYBRINGER in them.
Joy: ENOUGH! THERE'S GREAT FANFICTIONS FOR YOU ALL!
Qibli: Ouch- can we go pick up our heads?
Carnelian: Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Joy: No one- I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT TODAY'S DARE!
Rainkeeper: You all have to be characters from the A Court of Thorns and Roses series.
Joy: AKA one of the best book series EVER.
Glory: Didn't we already do something with that series?
Nightflyer: Yeah you and Deathbringer 'acted' like Feysand
Winter: What the hell is-
Joy: SHUT UP WINTER. Time to assign roles.....
Joy: Well, Glory is Feyre, DUH. And Deathbringer is OBVIOUSLY Rhysand.
Joy: But the rest of you, hmmmmmm
Joy: Winter, you're Tamlin, because Fuck Tamlin.
Winter:....okay?
Joy: Okay.....Turtle, you're gonna be my favorite little shadowsinger, Azriel, because you're both quiet and shy, and can rip somebody's freaking face off.
Turtle:....Nice.
Joy: Tsunami- Nesta. Ooooo, but who's your Cassian?
Tsunami: Wait what.
Joy: Kinkajou, I hereby deem you the honorable role of Mor, because you're both fun badasses.
Kinkajou: Awesome!
Joy: Don't screw it up- Mor is awesome.
Kinkajou: Got it.
Joy: Peril, you're Amren, because you're both scary af. Amren is my favorite, so you better live up to the title.
Peril: I promise I won't disgrace the fine name of Amren.
Joy: Good. Now Sunny, you're...... Alis, because Alis was cool, and is probably a fangirl.
Joy: Clay is Varian, I guess, because Varian is the one who dared to date Amren, the crazy one.
Clay: Okay.
Peril: Aww, we're still a ship!
Joy: Starflight is the Bone Carver, because I can see him freaking people out and acting like their future children.
Starflight: Wait what?
Joy: Shush, I'm giving you a badass title. Take it and run.
Starflight: *takes it and runs*
Joy: Fatespeaker is the Suriel, because I can totally see you giving out vague prophecies that nobody really knows what to do with until later, and then everybody goes OOOoooooooh.
Fatespeaker:...I approve.
Joy: Carnelian is Andras, because he dies first thing, like you!
Carnelian:.....Wonderful.
Joy: Umber is Lucien, I guess? I don't know, Umber is hard to pick someone for.
Joy: Qibli is Cassian, because I could totally see you destroying an army and nearly dying in the process.
Qibli:.....Yeah, okay.
Joy: I guess Riptide is Bryaxis, because somebody's gotta be Bryaxis and it ain't gonna be Moon.
Riptide: Who's Bryaxis?
Joy: The creature of nightmares that's currently hiding out in my squad.
Riptide:....Cool.
Joy: Moon is Ianthe, because.....reasons.
Moon: What reasons?
Joy: Reasons that nobody like you.
Moon:....Oh.....okay.
Joy: But you hang out with Tamlin a lot, sooooo Winterwatcher in a way, I guess.
Moon: Okay, I can roll with that.
Rainkeeper: Now what.....
Joy: ACOTAR ACOMAF ACOWAR ACOFAS!!!!!!
Nightflyer: Okay, question time!
Seashell: What's your favorite celebrity and why?
Air: MISHA COLLINS BECAUSE HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER BROUGHT TO LIFE AND HE'S PERFECT.