*forgive inaccuracies- I've never actually seen an avengers movie*
Air: *plays bugle*
Joy: *wipes away single tear*
Joy: R.I.P. Stan Lee.
Rainkeeper: Hey, he WAS 95. Dude had a good run.
Nightflyer: YOUR CAMEOS WILL BE MISSED, MR. LEE!
*players appear*
Winter: What NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW-
Joy: *slaps him*
Joy: SHOW SOME RESPECT.
Turtle: Respect for what?
Seashell: Stan Lee died.
Players:.......
Carnelian: *starts crying*
Qibli: Uh.......who's Stan Lee?
Nightflyer:......Oh moons, how do we even explain that?
Joy: HE WAS AWESOME, OKAY!
Rainkeeper: And, to honor him, you'll all be fighting the Avengers.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Hulk, Black Widow, Thor, Iron Man, Spiderman, Captain America, Black Panther, Doctor Strange, and whoever else is in the Avenger's shows up*
Joy: *shrieks and hugs Black Widow*
Rainkeeper: Really?
Joy: What? I love Natasha Romanov!
Thor: YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS STEALING MY HAMMER!!!
Joy:.....Yeah......
Thor: WHERE IS IT?!?!
Joy: You don't have it? I gave it back-
Air: *laughs nervously*
Joy:.....AIR.
Air: So, I MAY have gotten ahold of it and it got stolen, and sold in an auction, and then Sam Winchester used it to smash in somebody's brains, so yeah....
Thor: *glares*
Air: *cowers*
Rainkeeper: Oooh, Doctor Strange! You're awesome.
Doctor Strange: Thank you....?
Rainkeeper: But that;s mostly because you're played by Bendypole Pumpkin-patch.
Joy: Don't you mean Bumbledict Come-n-snatch?
Air: I thought his name was Bumblebee Cucumber-patch.
Seashell: No, it's Lemonict Snickersnatch.
Nightflyer: *facetalons through a wall*
Nightflyer: IT'S. BENEDICT. CUMBERBATCH.
Seashell: Like that's any better.
Rainkeeper: Either way, love that guy.
Carnelian: So...... who do we get to fight? Because I want the red guy.
Moon: I'll take the little scrawny one. I think I can handle him.
Bruce Banner: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Moon: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Turtle: I don't care who I'm with.
Nightflyer: In that case......
Rainkeeper: Carnelian and Iron Man, Moon and the Hulk, Qibli and Black Panther, Kinkajou and Black Widow, Turtle and Doctor Strange, Umber and Thor, and Winter and Captain America because ironic reasons.
Air: Winter Soldier arm.
Nightflyer: Winter is coming.
Spiderman: What about me?
Joy: Oh, you're coming with me, Peter. I've got a ship to sail.
Rainkeeper: Joy, no-
Joy: Hey- everybody gets at least one gay ship freebie!
Seashell: No-
Joy: Air gets Destiel, Nightflyer gets.....
Nightflyer: Wolfstar.
Joy: Yeah, Wolfstar! Seashell gets Choni, and I GET SPIDYPOOL, DAMMIT.
Rainkeeper: *rolls eyes* FINE.
JW/Avengers: *starts fighting*
Bruce Banner: *turns into the Hulk*
Moon: Oh shit.
Qibli: *having a clawing match with Black Panther*
Qibli: HOW DO YOU KEEP HEALING??
Iron Man: *shoots at Carnelian*
Carnelian: *grabs him and starts ripping him apart*
Black Widow: *doing some extensive karate routine*
Kinkajou: Do we have to fight? Can I just keep you? You're like a little adorable monkey!
Black Widow: *shoots Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: OW! BAD MONKEY!!!!
Turtle: *having a giant magic battle with Doctor Strange*
Umber: You know, you're kinda cute for a scavenger.
Thor: *punches Umber*
Umber: *thrown across the room*
Umber: ok.......ow.....
Captain America: *attacks Winter*
Winter: What's this thing? *take the shield*
Captain: HEY!
Winter: Eh, *continues fighting him*
*Meanwhile*
Joy: *has forced Deadpool and Spiderman to go out on a date*
Deadpool: You're just adorable.
Spiderman: I am FIERCE AND I CAN FIGHT AND-
Deadpool: Awwwww.
Spiderman:.....Are you mocking me?
Deadpool: No, you just look like a little killer puppy. Wanna go kill someone?
Spiderman: Uh......sure?
Deadpool: YAY! I know a gang meeting we can crash in Bangkok.
Deadpool: *skips away holding Spiderman's hand*
Joy: SHIP IT.
*three hours later*
Player/Avengers: *mostly all dead*
Turtle/Doctor Strange: *have eliminated everyone else and are still fighting*
Turtle: DAMMIT BENDYPOLE- WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!??!!?
Doctor Strange: BECAUSE I'M BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH- YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME! I'M BRITISH!
Turtle: *tackles him*
Hosts: *sipping sodas and eating popcorn*
Rainkeeper: So, how's everyone's gay ships doing?
Seashell: Being badass Queens as usual.
Air: Currently on damage repair and thriving.
Joy: Killing gangs in Bangkok.
Nightflyer: Dead.
Rainkeeper:.....Oh.
Air: We should really watch the Avengers movies.
Nightflyer: Yeah.
Joy: Where do we even start?