Air: Misha Collins is a god.
Rainkeeper: Air, we know you love Supernatural, but that's an opinion that not everyone will agree with and-
Air: NONONO. That is NOT an opinion. That is a FACT. Misha Collins is a god.
Rainkeeper:.....Why?
Air: BECAUSE.
Nightflyer: Oh boy, here it comes.
Air: Because he writes poetry and is an amazing actor and runs marathons and ships Destiel and does charity work and loves all his fans and is one of the best damn role models in the world and he wants you to be yourself and loves you for who you are and he's fucking gorgeous and has a great sense of humor and is just generally the best human being I have heard of and I have NO IDEA what humanity did to deserve him but damn I glad they did because Misha Collins is completely flawless and I love him and he wants to take over the world and me and my Air Force will 100% support him in world domination.
Hosts:........
Joy: Wow.
Rainkeeper: Okaaaaaaay?
Air: Misha is love, Misha is life.
Joy: Stop. Get some jelp.
Seashell: Did you SERIOUSLY just-
Joy: IT WAS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION AND I LOVE YOU PEOPLE THAT COMMENT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE GREATEST THINGS EVER.
Air: Be yourself. Unless you could be Misha Collins. Then always be Misha.
Nightflyer: Air, no.
Air: Misha Collins is my spirit animal.
Nightflyer: I know.
*players appear*
Winter: THERE IS SNOW ON THE GROUND.
Moon: It's so cold....
Winter: IT'S MY TIME.
Turtle: Adventure time?
Kinkajou: WINTER TIME, with Qibli and Moon!
Air: HUNTING TIME, come on, grab your salt!
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Seashell: Hey Qibli.
Qibli: Yeah?
Joy: Truth or Dare?
Players: *gasp*
Carnelian: YOU MEAN THERE'S A CHOICE??????
Qibli: *sings angelic music*
Umber: Oh my moons- the world must be ending if we're given a choice between Truth OR Dare.
Nightflyer: I mean.... We're still gonna make you do both....
Qibli: Truth! We never get those!
Air: AAaassssss YOooooooouuuuuuUUU WIIIIiiiiiiiisssshh!!!
Rasinkeeper: So, Qibli- Are you bisexual?
Qibli: Yes.
Air: SO IS DEAN.
Joy: Kay. Truth done.
Seashell: Qibli, Dare or Dare?
Kinkajou: That's it- that's the game.
Qibli:......Dare?
Rainkeeper: We dare you to kiss Winter.
Winter: Uh- What? NO-
Qibli: *kisses Winter, in front of Moon*
Moon:.......Still kinda ship it.
Winter: *shoves Qibli away*
Winter: YOU ARE- *goes red* YOU-......I hate you.
Qibli: Love you too, frosty *winks at him*
Turtle: Uh, since when does Qibli flirt?
Umber: Since I started giving him lessons.
Moon: I ship it.
Kinkajou: OMM MOON CAN WE SING THE SONG????
Moon: HELL YEAH!!!
Winter: What so-
Moon/Kinkajou: I GOT THIS FEELING AT LIKE THREE AM WHILE WATCHING NETFLIX!
Joy: I DREW SOME PORNY FANART AND I WROTE SOME SMUTTY FANFIC!
Hosts/Moon/Kinkajou/Umber/Carnelian: Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.
I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—
Air: MICHIFER!!!!!
All: I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.
You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!
I ship it!
I ship it!
Air: THEY KEEP ON SAYING THEY'RE NOT GAY, BUT YEAH, I REALLY DOUBT THAT, THIS CAN'T JUST BE A BROMANCE- WHO WOULD WRITE A SHOW ABOUT THAT? I THINK THE SUBTEXT IN THE FOURTH SEASON'S PRETTY CLEAR- DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!!!
All: I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.