Nightflyer: HAS YOU SEEN THE TRAILERS?!?!?!!??!
Air: Yes.
Nightflyer: HAS YOU SEEN ALL OF IT, WITH THE MIND BLOWING AND THE-
Air: Yes.
Nightflyer: AND NAGINI AND-
Air: Yes.
Nightflyer: AND JUDE LAW AND JOHNNY DEPP AND THE MIRROR OF ERISED-
Air: Yes.
Nightflyer: AND OHMYMOONS IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!!!!!
Air: I know.
Rainkeeper:......Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald?
Air: Yep.
Nightflyer: DUMBLEDORE AND GRINDELWALD FLYING IN THE SKY, BEING THE BEST GAY AF WIZARDS EVER!!!
Rainkeeper:.....Wow.
Air: IS this what I look like when something Supernatural related happens?
Joy: A bit, yeah.
Air: I'm so sorry.
Hosts:.............
Seashell: A son of a stepfather, a son of a-
Hosts: I'M SO SORRY!!!!
*beat drops*
*players appear*
Hosts: I'M SO SORRY!!!
Kinkajou: What-
Turtle: I don't even want to know.
Rainkeeper: IMAGINE DRAGONS!
Moon: Okay, I'm a dragon.....And I'm imagining.....
Moon: Now what?
Qibli: Exactly. *grins*
Moon: *rolls her eyes*
Winter: I ship it.
All: *freezes*
Carnelian: What did you just say?
Winter:.......I ship it?
Kinkajou: Did you just- Ohmymoons.
Qibli: You......You ship.....
Winter: I ship Moonbli.
Moon: I'm sorry- WHAt?!?!?!
Winter: *shrugs*
Winter: I do! I ship Moonbli!
Qibli: But- I-........
Qibli: Should I hug you? Should I kill you? Should I be very sad or happy- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
Umber: So what you're saying is, the sparkly one is single.
Winter: Ew, no.
Turtle: SINCE WHEN DO YOU SHIP MOONBLI!?!?!?!?
Carnelian: WHY do you ship Moonbli!?!?!?
Winter: Because they're better together, and besides, I'm in love with Seashell.
Seashell: Say what now?
Winter: I'm in love with you, Seashell.
Seashell:...........
Seashell: no, No, NO. I killed this fantasy when I was four- DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
Winter: But I love you.
Seashell: I'm dreaming. I'm DEFINITELY dreaming.
Joy: *slaps Seashell*
Seashell: OW!
Joy: Nope, not dreaming.
Moon: So, what, you love her, so now you ship Moonbli? That doesn't make any sense!!
Winter: Yes it does. You both love me, but I want Seashell, and I want you two to be happy, so why can't you two just be together?
Qibli: But......But I want you too!
Moon: But It's not Qinterwatcher without you! It's just...........Qwatcher!
Qibli: That doesn't even sound right!
Moon: Exactly! We need you!
Winter: But I love Seashell more then both of you.
Seashell: Oh my moons. I'm getting a love triangle!!!
Seashell: Winter, I need you to fight Geyser for my love, okay?
Rainkeeper: Seashell, that's not a fight.
Nightflyer: That's an execution.
Seashell: What? Geyser is tough!
Joy: *laughs*
Air: Our grandchildren could beat up Geyser.
Joy: Our grandchildren now exist.
Air: Wait what?
Nightflyer: WHAT?
Rainkeeper: Are they murderous psychopaths too?
Joy: Not yet.
Nightflyer: Hopeseeker can't grow up. She must be a small, protected, innocent child for all eternity. Like Cliff.
Air: Agreed.
Joy: Well, too bad.....
Rainkeeper: So! Winter! You love Moonbli?
Winter: Yes, I love Moonbli. Moonblirocks. Moonbli4lyf. MOONBLIFORLIFE Moonbliforevaaaaaa
Seashell: Too much moonbli. Now the word looks like it's spelt wrong.
Qibli: But what about QINTER?!?!?!?
Winter: You have Moon!
Qibli: But I love you too!!!!
Umber: Yeah, come one Winter. You can take the Moon out of Moonbli, but you can't take the bi out of Qibli.
Qibli:.........True, true...
Turtle: I mean you COULD, but then he'd just be Qli.
Kinkajou: Or Qil.
Winter: I LOVE MOONBLI AND SEASHELL AND THAT IS FINAL- GET OVER IT!
Seashell: Um, Winter......About that.....
Winter: WHAT?
Seashell:..... I love Geyser......
Winter:.....But when we were in School-
Seashell: Yeah, I had a crush on you, but so did Kinkajou!
Turtle: Wait WHAT?
Kinkajou: Yeaaaaaahhhh.......
Winter: You don't even like me?
Seashell: No.
Winter:.....Well then SCREW THIS. QINTERWATCHER FOR LIFE!
Moon/Qibli: YES!!! *tackles Winter and hugs him*