Nightflyer: I....I don't know if I can watch this dare.
Joy: Well, you're going to have to.
Nightflyer: But.....BUT-
Rainkeeper: No buts.
Nightflyer: BUT YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE MY LITTLE SUNSET!
Joy: Too bad.
Air: Hey guys! Wazzup?
Seashell: Oh, nothing.
Air: What dare are we doing today?
Joy: Oh just some singing.
Air: Okay!
*players appear*
Nightflyer: I can't believe how easily you lied to her.
Joy: It's pretty easy.
Rainkeeper: Alright everyone. Prepare to go to hell.
Tsunami: Done.
Deathbringer: Totally done.
Peril: I did that years ago.
Fatespeaker: One sec...........Okay, ready.
Seashell: Okay, DARE TIME.
Starflight: Hey Air, I heard the writers of Supernatural went on strike.
Air: Okay, that just means we'll have a shorter season again, like season 3.
Starflight:.....I heard they all quit.
Air: Then the fandom will write the show.
Starflight:......I heard every Supernatural fanfiction in the world died.
Air: Good, then no one can suffer the pain of T and S anymore.
Starflight:........I lose! NEXT?
Fatespeaker: Misha Collins died.
Air: WHAT?!?!?! NO!!!!! HE COULDN'T HAVE!!!!
Fatespeaker: Yeah, he got killed by some dude named Virgil.
Air: Oooooooh, that was the French Mistake episode! Misha's fine.
Fatespeaker:.....No, seriously, he's dead.
Air: Nah, he just posted something. His Mishamigos would know if he died.
Fatespeaker:.....FAIL! NEXT!
Sunny: *starts crying*
Air: What's wrong?
Sunny: I just realized that the only ship SPN had a chance of sailing was Sabriel, and that can't happen anymore because Gabriel's dead, and Destiel will NEVER be canon because Jensen Ackles is too big a jerk about it!
Air: I KNOW IT'S AWFUL!!!!!! *Starts crying*
Joy: Current winner, Sunny.
*five minutes of crying later*
Clay: Air, there's no more popcorn left in the world.
Air: What? How?
Clay: Because cows ate all the popcorn, and I ate all the cows. So now there's no more popcorn, and no more cows to eat it.
Air: Oh, Clay, I'm so sorry. I know how much you love cows.
Clay: It gets worse. The last cow slipped out of my talons, and it accidentally fell through all of space and time and killed your children.
Air: WHAT!?!?!!
Clay: Yeaaaah. That definitely happened. *starts eating chicken and walks away*
Air: *shook*
Air: Okay then.....What just happened?
Nightflyer:.....I can't explain that one.
Air: Okay.
Peril: Hey Air! Funny story-
All: What did you do?
Peril:.......Thanks guys.
Peril: Anyways, so I went to the Supernatural set to find something I could give you as a surprise gift, AND-
Air: *gasps*
Peril:.....I accidentally set something on fire and now the whole cast is dead.....
Air:.......*starts crying*
Peril: Yeah.....Sorry bout that.... *slowly backs away*
*half an hour later*
Air: *wipes away the last of her tears*
Riptide: You can't ever go to the scavenger world, and you're going to die.
Air:............*lower lip trembles*
Tsunami: Oh, and you have to live the rest of your life knowing that Supernatural is going to end one day, and you'll never know which season is the last one.
Air: *starts crying uncontrollably*
Deathbringer: Hey Air?
Air: Yeah?
Deathbringer: So, I completed my goal!
Air: What goal?
Deathbringer: Oh, I went on a mission, and killed every adorable animal in the entire world.
Air:.......
Deathbringer: Including kittens.
Air: *starts bawling*
Glory: Oh, I can top that.
Deathbringer: Good luck.
Glory: Hey Air, wanna hear a song?
Air: Okay.
Glory: Wise men say only fools rush in,
Air: NO.
Glory: But I can't help falling in love with you. Shall I stay? Would it be a sin, If I can't help falling in love with you? Like a river flows surely to the sea, Darling so it goes, Some things are meant to be
Air: nO MOONS NO.
Glory: Take my hand, take my whole life too, For I can't help falling in love with you. Like a river flows surely to the sea, Darling so it goes, Some things are meant to be, Take my hand, take my whole life too
Air: OH THREE MOONS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
Glory: For I can't help falling in love with you
Air: *bawling her eyes out*
Glory: For I can't help falling in love with you
Air: YOU ARE A WICKED, WICKED CREATURE!!!!
Clay: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS DARE!?!?!?!
Joy: To see who can make Air cry the hardest.
Nightflyer: Evil. Evil dare.
Seashell: Well, from our tally, it looks like Glory wi-
Nightflyer: Now HOLD ON A MINUTE!
Joy:.......What?
Rainkeeper: You never said we could do the dare.
Seashell: So......
Nightflyer: You're going to force everyone to torture the love of my life, then fine.
Nightflyer:.......But I'm not turning down a game when I know I'll win.
Joy: Excuse me?
Nightflyer: Joy, this is like locking you in a room full of your enemies and expecting you to NOT kill them.
Joy:.....Carry on.
Nightflyer: Hey, Air, watch this video!
Air: Okay!
Nightflyer: Oh, by the way I'm breaking up with you.
Air: WHAT?!?!?
*video starts playing*
*Cas and Dean appear on screen, yelling and hating each other*
Air: But- But they-
*news interrupts the video*
Newscaster: Breaking news! It seems that the hit show Supernatural, AND Comic-con are both calling it quits, and they will NEVER happen again.
*video ends*
Air:...............
Air: *breaks down and cries her heart out*
Rainkeeper: Okay, dare over.
Seashell: Nightflyer wins.
Nightflyer: Oh thank the stars it's done.
Nightflyer: *protectively hugs Air*
Nightflyer: It's okay, sunset, it was just a dare.
Air: MY TEARS AREN'T A DARE!
Nightflyer: I know, I'm so sorry.
Clay: Air, I have fourteen different flavors of ice cream- which one are you eating first?
Air: *sniffles*
Nightflyer: How about we go home and watch Destiel compilations on youtube while wrapped in fluffy blankets and sunshine?
Air: *nods*
Clay: I'll bring ice cream and a litter of adorable puppies.
Air: I'd like that.
Nightflyer: Good! Then that's just what we'll do.
Air: Can you read child Destiel fanfics to me? They're always adorable.
Nightflyer: Air, I'll read you all the fanfiction you want until you're happy again.
Air: Yay!
Clay: There we go.
Joy: Welp, Air's emotional trauma instantly solved.
Rainkeeper: *drops to the floor and screeches*
Joy: What's wrong with you?
Rainkeeper: AIRFLYER!!!!!!!!