Permafrost: I don't get it.
Ander: You weren't there when the joke happened.
Permafrost: Neither were you!
Ander: *laughs*
Ander: I am everywhere at all times.
Permafrost:.......*slowly backs away*
*Hosts appear*
Rainkeeper: This is the STUPIDEST thing I will EVER do.
Ember: I dunno, you've done some pretty stupid things.
Rainkeeper:.....Keep that up and I won't let you marry my daughter.
Ember: Why, good sir! I can't believe they are forcing you to do something so dumb! You've never done an immature thing in the entirety of your life!
Nightflyer: Nice save.
Ember: Yep.
Haze: Soooooo, Rainkeeper has to go around to all the tribes and say that he's changed his name to Raisinkeeper.
Rainkeeper: Kill me now.
Shore: Let's get started!
Ander: Shoo toto, Shoo *Snaps talons*
Rainkeeper: *appears in Icewing Kingdom*
Snowfall: What do YOU want?
Rainkeeper: I'd just like to let you know that I'm officially changing my name to Raisinkeeper.
Snowfall:.....Wow. That's one long stupid name.
Rainkeeper: *gasps* YOU WATCH THE SIMPSONS!?!?!?
Snowfall: ONLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK WEIRD RAISIN DUDE!!!!
Rainkeeper: *freaks out and goes to the Sky Kingdom*
Ruby: Hey Rainkeeper. Sup?
Rainkeeper: It's not Rainkeeper anymore, it's RAISINKEEPER.
Ruby:......Raisinkeeper.
Rainkeeper: Yep.
Ruby:.......Is this a phase? Do dragonets just randomly change their names? Should I be worried? CLIFF!
Cliff: Yes mommy?
Ruby: Don't change your name.
Cliff: But what ifs I wants to be called Cliff the singer?
Ruby: That's okay.
Cliff: YAY! Who's dis?
Ruby: This is Prince Raisinkeeper.
Cliff:......Does you has raisins?
Rainkeeper: No.
Cliff: Then you're a LIAR!
Rainkeeper: *factalons*
Cliff: Raisinkeeper, lie-reaper, fruit-sleeper, window-peeper!
Rainkeeper: I'm gonna go now.
Cliff: Mommy, can I write a song for the rainforest about prince Craisin-creeper?
Ruby: Of course you can sweetie, I'll send it to Glory.
Cliff: YAY!
Rainkeeper: *appears in Mud Kingdom*
Rainkeeper: I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO RAISINKEEPER.
Moorhen: .....But do you have raisins?
Rainkeeper: No.
Clay: Chocolate covered raisins?
Rainkeeper: No,
Reed: Yogurt covered raisins?
Rainkeeper: NO.
Pheasant: Craisin raisins?
Rainkeeper: NO!
Sora: Oatmeal raisin cookies?
Rainkeeper: I DON'T HAVE ANY RAISINS!!!!!!! *storms out*
Joy:.........
Nightflyer:.........
Air:..........
Seashell:.........Mood.
Joy: That's my brother.
Rainkeeper: *appears in Sand Kingdom*
Rainkeeper: My new name is Raisinkeeper and NO, I don't have raisins.
Thorn:........
Thorn: *bursts out laughing*
Thorn: You're JOKING, right?
Rainkeeper:.......No.
Thorn:.......Seriously?
Rainkeeper: Siriusly seriously.
Thorn:......Oh, your mother gonna lose her shit.
Rainkeeper: I'm aware.
Qibli: Wolf.
Rainkeeper: What?
Qibli: Lupout. *leaves*
Rainkeeper:.......?
Rainkeeper: *appears in Sea Kingdom*
Rainkeeper Hi-
Coral: I hate your sister.
Rainkeeper:.....I didn't say-
Coral: And her children. And her children's children.
Rainkeeper:......I changed my name....
Coral: Are you still related to HER?
Rainkeeper: Yeeeaaaah.
Coral: Then I hate you too. What's your name?
Rainkeeper: Raisinkeeper.
Coral:.........I've never understood the stupid names Rainwings give their children. Tell Kelp to go to hell.
Rainkeeper: No wonder your children poison you.
Coral: Wait WHAT?
Rainkeeper: *appears in the Rainforest*
Glory: Rainkeeper! What a pleasant surprise!
Glory:.....We don't have to do another freaking dare, do we?
Rainkeeper: Nope.
Glory: Then carry on!
Rainkeeper: Oh, and just so you know, it's not Rainkeeper anymore.
Deathbringer/Glory:.......
Deathbringer: What do you mean?
Rainkeeper: My name's Raisinkeeper now.
Glory:.............................
Glory: No it's not.
Rainkeeper: Yes it is, I changed it.
Glory: No you didn't.
Rainkeeper:....Yes, I did.
Glory: Let me rephrase this.
Glory: My son's name is Rainkeeper. If your name is Raisinkeeper, then get out of my palace.
Rainkeeper:.....So Joy can marry Seawing, Deathbringer can go nuts, and Shore can sneak out and go to adults only bars in the Sandwing kingdom, and nobody cares- But I change my name, and THAT'S what bothers you?!?!
Glory:.....Yeah.
Rainkeeper: WTF?!!?
Deathbringer: Besides, Raisinkeeper is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Rainkeeper: Not true! Heck, Rainkeeper's kinda dumb.
Deathbringer: No it isn't. Which is better-
Deathbringer: I'm RAINKEEPER. Keeper of RAIN and all water from the sky, or
Deathbringer: I'm RAISINKEEPER. I keep all the dried grapes!
Rainkeeper:.........Wow.
Joy: This is a great dare.
Rainkeeper: No, that was stupid.
Joy: *shrugs*
Joy: Stupid is as stupid does.