Air: Hey Nightflyer, can you spellcheck this for me?
Air: *slams down twenty page typed essay in 8pt font, single spaced, front and back*
Nightflyer:.....What IS this?
Air: I decided to write a rant on Destiel and why I love it.
Nightflyer: Huh.
Air: There's 1,411 words just on one scene.
Nightflyer: Okay then.
Nightflyer: *uncaps red correcting pen*
Nightflyer: I'll have it back to you in two hours.
Air: Thank you! *skips away*
*players appear*
Kinkajou: HI-
Nightflyer: SHHHH! Grading.
Air: Oh wait, don't you have Air Forces Quizzes to grade too?
Nightflyer: If I don't look, it's not there.
Air: I COULD GRADE THEM FOR YOU!
Nightflyer: NO.
Air:.....Why not?
Nightflyer: Because you spelt Obsessed wrong in your Destiel essay.
Air: No, it's supposed to say possessed.
Nightflyer: You're possessed with Destiel?
Air: ........Yes.
Nightflyer: ......*throws papers and storms away*
Air: .......Sorry!
Turtle: So, what Moonbli related dare will be going on today?
Hosts: *burst out laughing*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Winter appears*
Winter: QIBLI!
Qibli: Aw shit.
Moon: Winter! You're back!......Yay!
Carnelian: Damn, I thought you were gone for good. Can we get rid of him forever?
Kinkajou: Uh, NO.
Turtle: Why not?
Kinkajou: Cause he's SPARKLY.
Umber: And he's the cloud the rainbow sits on.
Turtle:.........Winter, I don't like that much.
Winter: Understood. I hate you too.
Turtle:........Hate is a strong word...It's more like your general existence irritates me.
Carnelian: I disagree. I full on hate him. But then again, I hate everyone.
Umber: You don't hate me!
Carnelian: .....Umber, there are three dragons in this canon world that no one can despise- you are one of them.
Moon: Who's the other two?
Carnelian: Prince Cliff and Auklet. Duh.
Kinkajou: OMM I LOVE THOSE LITTLE CHILDREN!
Turtle: Yeah, my sister's cute, but CLIFF! HE'S THE CINNAMON ROLL!!!
Joy: Such sweet innocent children.....
Joy: I must destroy their innocence.
Rainkeeper: Joy, no.
Joy: Joy yes.
Carnelian: You even so much as look at the Cinnabun Skywing Prince the wrong way and I'll call in the Skywing army to help me rip you to shreds.
Joy: Geez, it's not like I was gonna hurt him or somehing- Cliff is too precious for that!
Joy: I was just going to have him write a song about gorey torture!
Carnelian: Oh. Well, in that case, carry on.
Joy: I shall.
Seashell: Now, on with the dare.
Qibli: HEY Winnie! How's it going?
Winter: You. BASTARD! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE HER!
Qibli: We are! Not my fault you didn't show up.
Winter: *screeches in rage and tackles Qibli*
Moon: Children, please stop arguing.
Winter: NO! IT'S NOT FAIR AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR IT, QIBLI!
Qibli: I'd like to see you try!
Winter: *starts choking Qibli*
Moon: Boys! Stop it!
Qibli: NEVER!
Moon: Winter QUIT IT! YOU KNOW I'M CANON WITH QIBLI!
Winter: *gasps*
Moon: Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Winter: I leave. For THREE dares. And you've already forgotten EVERYTHING about the two of us!??!
Moon: No! Winnie, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it, we can go be Winterwatchery all you want okay?
Winter: NEITHER OF YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME, DO YOU??!?!
Qibli: Not right NOW, no......
Winter: Well- Well that's just-
Winter:.........
All:.......
Hosts:........
Air: Did we break him?
Seashell: I think so....
Winter: *wipes away single man tear*
Winter: You DIE NOW.
Winter: *lunges for Moon*
Qibli: *tackles Winter*
Moon: Alright, boys, SHOW'S OVER. *attacks them both*
Rest of JW: *calmly watches Qinterwatcher fight to the death*
Kinkajou: Hey Turtle? We're in a love triangle, right?
Turtle: Technically, yeah.
Kinkajou: Then how come we never do stuff like this?
Turtle: Because our love triangle is resolved, and everyone is happy. Unlike with Qinterwatcher.
Carnelian: Or the triangle between me, Umber, and Flame.
Kinkajou: No, that's solved too.
Carnelian: It is?
Joy: Yeah, you're dead, Umber's fallen off the face of the earth, and Flame is a scarred rage-oholic.
Rainkeeper: I'm addicted to rage! I'm a ragoholic! I'm addicted to rage-ohol!
Air: Calm down, Homer Simpson.
Rainkeeper: D-oh!
Seashell: So, are you guys going to kill each other or what?
Qinterwatcher: *pauses mid-fight*
Qinterwatcher:.............
Qibli: .....No.
Winter: Yes.
Moon: Definitely yes.
Winter/Moon: *continues fighting*
Qibli: *slowly backs away*
Winter: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!?
Moon: GET IN HERE, QIBLI. IF ONE OF US GOES DOWN, THE OTHER TWO FOLLOW!
Qibli: *sighs* I didn't want to have to do this.
Qibli: *kills Moon*
Winter: *kills Qibli*
Winter: *screams*
Winter: WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!
Winter: *kills self*
All:............
Turtle:........
Umber:.........
Carnelian:........
Hosts:..........
Kinkajou:..............WTF WAS THAT!?