Rainkeeper: Hey guys!
Joy: *stares*
Rainkeeper:.....What?
Joy:....Could you repeat something for me? *tells him the quote*
Rainkeeper: Ding ding, the Psycho's gone.
Joy: Yep. I need to stop watching Friends reruns.
Rainkeeper: Why?
Joy: Because you sound EXACTLY like Chandler Bing, and I do NOT need my voice to sound like Rachel Greene.
Air: Oooh! Can I sound like Phoebe? I love Phoebe!
Seashell: Back up here. WHY is JOY watching FRIENDS?
Joy: Because all the good shows don't start until October, and I have no idea when Lucifer will be on Netflix! It's TORTURE to wait this long!
Air: October 11th. I'm counting the days.
Seashell: I don't even know when my TV shows c-
Air: October 10th.
Seashell:.....Thank you....
*players appear*
Turtle: *calmly* Wazzup?
Moon: *calmly* Wazzup.
Kinkajou: *tackles Turtle to the ground*
Kinkajou: WAAAAAAZZZUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!!?
Hosts:.....
Rainkeeper: Wow.
Joy: Moon!
Moon: Yeah?
Air: Bli!
Qibli: Don't call me that, please.
Joy/Air: MOONBLI!!
Qibli/Moon: What?
Nightflyter: *throws Moon, Winter, and Qibli's Future by moonwatchersister at them*
Umber: *shrieks*
Umber: I LOVE THAT BOOK!!!!
Turtle: I wish it would be continued....
Air: I know! What happened to moonwatchersister?
Joy: I don't know. She just vanished.
Rainkeeper: I miss her.
Hosts: *nods*
JW:........
Carnelian: Who's moonwatchersister?
Moon: I don't have a sister....
Seashell: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF UNFINISHED FANFICTIONS WITH INACTIVE USERS!!!
Air: SO MUCH PAIN WHEN IT ENDS ON CLIFFHANGERS!
Seashell/Air: *sobs*
turtle: So uh....What's the dare?
Rainkeeper: Moonbli has to read it.
Moon: Kay *starts reading it*
Qibli: *reads it over Moon's shoulder*
Everyone else: *smiling at the adorableness of Moonbli*
Qibli: Wait......YOU HAVE A SON WITH WINTER WTF?!?!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOONBLI FANFIC!
Joy: It is!
Rainkeeper: Just WAIT.
Moon: Awww, Crescent's such a cute name!
Qibli: Sure. *scowls*
Moon: Oh. MY. Moons. Are you JEALOUS???
Qibli: No!
Moon: You TOTALLY ARE! You're jealous that I have a son with Winter in an alternate universe!
Qibli: So?
Moon: That is so cute! *hugs him*
Qibli: *smiles*
Qibli: Okay then.
Moonbli: *keeps reading*
Moon: *screeches*
Moon: TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!
Turtle: Wait what?
Kinkajou: LEMMESEE LEMMESEE!!!!
Qibli: WHERE'S THE MOOOOOONBLIIIIIII
Kinkajou: OMMM Turtle read this!
Turtle: Why?
Kinkajou: We're having dragonets!
Turtle: WHAT!?! *grabs the story*
Kinkajou: I love this!!!
Moon: Give it back! I wanna read more!!!!
Qibli: *steals the story back and keeps reading*
Qibli: Ah, Moonbli.....
Moon: Oh great. I bring my secret Winterwatcher love child to you now, don't I?
Qibli: Yeah, but then it talks about your smile and your eyes- Three moons, did this author read my mind?
Moon: Lemme see! *reads*
Moon: "My galaxy-like scales"? Really?
Qibli: Uh, Yeah. They're beautiful scales.
Moon: You're just saying that because you're in love with me.
Qibli: Don't have to be in love to state a fact.
Kinkajou: *dying in the background*
Turtle: Guys, STOP! YOU'RE KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND!
Kinkajou: *squeaks* Turtlejou!
Kinkajou: *dies*
Turtle: *screams*
Moon/Qibli: *keeps reading*
Moon: *gasps*
Qibli: *stares at the floor*
Moon: I CANNOT believe you would just let be be with Winter even though you loved me! That's so noble!
Qibli: I'd do it in this universe too, if you wanted to be with him more.
Moon: *gaps at him*
Qibli: What?
Moon: You're just.......You're amazing.
Qibli: Hey, I didn't do anything in THIS reality.
Moon: *hugs him*
Moon: You don't have too.
Moon: I love you.
Qibli: Aww, I love you too.
Kinkajou: *dies in the afterlife*
Carfnelian: *reads the story*
Carnelian: OMM Qibli called himself a single pringle!
Umber: *gasps*
Umber:What? Was I not available?
Qibli: Umber-
Umber: NU-UH. Qibli, you hot piece of ass, if things ever go down the drain with Winter and Moon, you call me, and I'll make you feel nice, you got it?
Qibli: Got it.
Umber: Good. I'd break up with my rainwing lovers for you, Sandy-scales.
Turtle: You have Rainwing lovers?
Umber: Buddy, I rule the rainbow it EVERY tribe. From the closeted Icewings to the feisty Rainwings.
Kinkajou: *is triple dead*
Moon: *keeps reading*
Moon: *gasps*
Moon: THAT BASTARD!!!!
Qibli: What did I do?
Moon: Nothing, you're an angel-
Air: CAS.
Moon: -But Winter, that PRICK! I DISAPPEAR, AND HE MARRIES LYNX WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT! I could- I could strangle him!
Qibli: That jerk! I hope I kick his butt later.
Moon: OMM WE KISSED!!!
Qibli: YES! GO ME!
Moon: YES DA TURTLEJOU IS BACK!!!!
Kinkajou: *resurrects herself and tackles Moon to get to the story*
Turtle: Kinkajou!
Moon: Hey! It's my story!
Kinkajou: MOVE BITCH IT'S MY TIME!
Kinkajou: *reads it and screams*
Turtle: What? What happened?
Kinkajou: TURTLE WE'RE GONNA HAVE THREE KIDS!!
Turtle: I'm gonna die.
Qibli: *steals story back and keeps reading*
Qibli: *gasps*
Qibli: MOON YOUR SON CALLED ME QI-BI AND HE MISSED ME AND I WANT TO HUG HIM THROUGH PAPER!
Umber: Qi-BI? As in bi? Man, this kid knows what's up.
Moon: OMG WE'RE GOING ON A DATE!!
Qibli: I love this life!!!
Moon: HA HA WINTER FEEL THE JEALOUSY BURN, YOU DICKHEAD!
Qibli: Aw, Turtle's afraid he's gonna fail his dragonets.
Kinkajou: WHAT?
Turtle: Oh great.
Kinkajou: TURTLE! YOU SELF-LOATHING BABOON! You'd make a great father!
Turtle: Okay.
Kinkajou: YOU WOULD YOU'LL SEE!
Turtle: Kinkajou WE'RE NOT HAVING DRAGONETS IN THIS UNIVERSE!
Joy: Yet.
Seashell: *cough* Foreshadowing *cough*
Moon: OH MY MOONS KINKAJOU- YOU NAMED YOUR CHILD AFTER GLORY'S SLOTH???
Kinkajou:........
Kinkajou: Okay, yeah that sounds like a me thing to do.
Moon: *screams*
Moon: GLORYBRINGER GLORYBRINGER GLORYBRINGER!
Qibli: Moon, it was one line-
Moon: GLOOOOORYBRIIINGER!!!!!!
Qibli: Okay, just for that, we're gonna skip ahead.
Moon: NOOOOOO
Qibli: Oh shit Winter found you.
Moon: Crap.
Qibli: Oh shit he found out about Crescent.
Moon: Fuck.
Qibli: OH SHIT WINTER TRIED TO HURT CRESCENT.
Moon: That BITCH.
Qibli: OH SHIT I CAUGHT HIM.
Moon: YOU- Oh my gosh I love you.
Moon: *tackles Qibli and kisses him*
Hosts:..........
Air: *slowly drags story away*
Joy: I think we're good here.
Moon/Qibli: *making out*