Air: *accidentally rereads Destiel one shot with TONS of FEELS*
Air:........*glares at Dean and Cas*
Air: You're both a couple of dumbass fruitloops- WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOU?
Seashell: Welcome to the joys of shipping, Air.
Rainkeeper: *waits*
Rainkeeper: Huh, usually when her name is mentioned, Joy comes running in.
Joy: I WOULD BUT THERE'S A TINY DOG ON MY FEET AND I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB HIM!
Nightflyer: Where did she even get a dog?
Joy: STOLE IT!
Rainkeeper: Why would you- *long suffering sigh*
Joy: HE'S GONNA BE A WARRIOR DOG- YOU'LL SEE!
*players appear*
Sunny: Soooooo NIGHTFLYER.
Nightflyer: Hi Sunny.
Sunny: How are those ship quizzes going?
Nightflyer: Pretty good. I need more questions, but I just finished up a Cleril one.
Peril: wait WHAT ABOUT CLERIL???
Seashell: Starflight!
Starflight: Uh, Yes?
Air: We have a fun dare for you today!
Starflight: Really?
Joy: Yep, somebody finally gave you a dare- and I don't THINK we did this in book one.....
Rainkeeper: Moment of pause for all those players who never get dares.
Starflight/Umber/Fatespeaker/Carnelian: *glares*
Starflight: What's my dare?
Nightflyer: Fill this basket with all your favorite scrolls.
Starflight: .......Thats it?
Air: YEP!
Starflight: .......No catch?
Rainkeeper: Well, we might force Clay to read them all, so that's kind of a catch....
Starflight: Saynomore. OMM YES!! *Runs off*
Players:.......
Glory: So what are you REALLY doing?
Seashell: You'll see.
Joy: Hey Air- regular lighter, electric lighter, or plain old matches?
Air: Matches. That way you can just throw in the whole pack. And lighters are too expensive to waste.
Joy: True.
Nightflyer: How do you know all this?
Air:....Well, the Winchesters have burned a lot of bodies over the years.
Nightflyer: Understood.
Starflight: *Runs back in* *dumps 50 scrolls in the basket*
Starflight: I can tell you all their titles, authors, basic plot summaries, main characters best and worst flaws, the year it was published, and the first and last sentences of all of them.
Seashell: Woah.
Joy: That's quite impressive, Starflight.
Starflight: Yes, I dare say it is, thank you for noticing.
Joy: Tell me, what kind of paper are these on?
Starflight: It's a common type of papyrus pape-
Joy: Excellent. *lights matches*
Starflight: Wait what are you-
Joy: *sets basket of scrolls on fire*
Starflight: *screams*
Joy: And now we watch.
Starflight: tackles Joy*
Starflight: HALF OF THOSE WERE FIRST EDITIONS YOU-
Deathbringer: *picks Starflight up*
Deathbringer: I'd appreciate it if you didn't attack my future child.
Joy: Nah it's cool. I know sloths that fight better then him.
Rainkeeper: Now that's not fair. Tree-bud had martial arts training.
Joy: Supposedly so did Starflight.
Rainkeeper:.....I retract my last statement.
Starflight: *cries*
Starflight: MY BEAUTIFUL SCROLLS! GONE!!!!!
Fatespeaker: You've still got me!
Starflight: THAT MEANS NOTHING.
Fatespeaker:.....One of these days, Starflight, I SWEAR.
Sunny: Don't ditch him with me and we're cool.
Fatespeaker: Deal.
Starflight: YOU MONSTERS!!!! THOSE SCROLLS MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!! I HATE YOU!!!!
Joy: We know.
Nightflyer: We get that a lot.
Joy: You get used to being hated in this game.
Starflight: *sobbing*
Clay: Dragon pile cheer you up?
Starflight: NO. GO AWAY.
Clay:.....Oh......
Peril: Come along, Clay, Starflight needs time to grieve his scrolls.
Clay: Okay.
All: *leaves*
Starflight: *buries the scrolls ashes*
Starflight: *goes to library*
Library: *is filled with all the scrolls that burned*
Starflight: What the.....
Nightflyer: We're not all evil, Starflight!
Air: And YES, some of these are first editions!
Starflight:........I still kinda hate you all. But THANK YOU!